Justise Winslow 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2019)

Here’s my question: are the Heat so committed to the “Justise Winslow at point guard” experiment that they’ll continue to utilize it when Goran Dragic comes back? Or will they revert Winslow back to a point-forward secondary ball handler role like James Johnson has been for the past couple seasons (but not this one because…

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Justise Winslow 27 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

After conducting an exhaustive, meticulous, frame-by-frame analysis of this video, I am confident in stating these things about Justise Winslow: -He is a big bowl of Bustaroni and Cheese -His name should be Bustise Winslow -His name could also be Justise Inslo because he has no W’s -He should be the bust man at my…

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Justise Winslow 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Remember at the beginning of the season when I was getting extremely annoyed by having to make constant Rodney McGruder highlight videos? Actually, you might not remember that because nobody was watching those videos in the first place. And that was part of the problem. McGruder kept scoring in the mid to upper teens and…

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Justise Winslow 26 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

Justise Winslow scored his final point with 8:11 left in the third quarter. Heading into the second half, I was hopeful that I would see him break the career-high of 28 he set a month ago, and when he started the half hitting a bunch more buckets, I was sure that the record would fall….

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Justise Winslow 13 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2019)

Goran “All-Star PG” Dragic double-digit assist games last year: 1. Justise “Bust” Winslow double-digit assist games this year: 2. That’s all that needs to be said. The fact that a bust like Bustise Winsbust could out-assist a supposed star-caliber like Goran Dragic means that either Dragic is not as star-like as assumed, or that Winslow…

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Justise Winslow 13 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2019)

Okay, I don’t have much time for this description, but I just want to say that Justise Winslow has been styling himself a “point guard” for almost 10 games now, and that was NOT OKAY. I don’t care what you or your coach or the media say, you cannot call yourself a point guard until…

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Justise Winslow 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2018)

I can’t believe it. Spoelstra is trying to turn Justise Winslow into a full-time point guard, and it’s actually working. Heck, it’s more than working: Winslow is playing the best basketball of his life right now. How is this happening? Here’s the deal: I’ve seen Winslow suck for three or four years now. I’ve danced…

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Justise Winslow 21 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2018)

Erik Spoelstra has come out and said directly that, with Goran Dragic out for a significant amount of time with an injury, Justise Winslow is the point guard. He actually used the words “point guard”. He didn’t dance around the issue. He just straight-up said it. Due to past experiences with coaches saying that a…

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Justise Winslow 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2018)

“Dear Santa, I understand that, with just two days to go until Christmas, it is perhaps a little bit late to be sending you a letter containing Christmas requests. However, I figured you would be able to handle it given that you apparently don’t operate on the same plane of spacetime as the rest of…

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Justise Winslow Career High 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

When Justise Winslow, walking through a back hallway of the Staples Center, felt himself get grabbed and pulled to the side by somebody with a very strong grip, his first thought was that he was going to get murdered. He instinctively tried to pull away, but his abductor quickly got him in a tight bearhug…

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