Justise Winslow 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

I have to confess with a heavy heart that Justise Winslow’s thorough domination of the Bucks in the first half caused me to discontinue viewing the game. I was getting MAD watching it. Like, literally, actually angry. I thought at first I might be “hangry”, but I was still mad even after I ate, and…

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Justise Winslow 16 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

Justise Winslow was one rebound and one assist from a triple-double in this game, finishing with a 16-9-9 line. Just one more measly rebound, and one more measly assist, and there would be tons of attention and praise heaped on Winslow, everyone taking notice at his first career triple-double and reevaluating their opinions of him…

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Justise Winslow 18 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)

I’ve got two comparisons for Justise Winslow here, and I need you to let me know which one you like better. If you have a third comparison, don’t even bother telling it to me, because it will be wrong and stupid, reflecting the wrong and stupid nature of your brain. So, is Winslow more like…

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Justise Winslow 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

James Harden may have dropped 58 and 10 and won the game, but don’t forget about Justise Winslow, who scored got almost as many assists, with 8, and had almost as many points, with 19. He also had two missed free throws in the clutch, but since they don’t appear in this video, they might…

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Justise Winslow 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2019)

Here’s my question: are the Heat so committed to the “Justise Winslow at point guard” experiment that they’ll continue to utilize it when Goran Dragic comes back? Or will they revert Winslow back to a point-forward secondary ball handler role like James Johnson has been for the past couple seasons (but not this one because…

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Justise Winslow 27 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

After conducting an exhaustive, meticulous, frame-by-frame analysis of this video, I am confident in stating these things about Justise Winslow: -He is a big bowl of Bustaroni and Cheese -His name should be Bustise Winslow -His name could also be Justise Inslo because he has no W’s -He should be the bust man at my…

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Justise Winslow 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Remember at the beginning of the season when I was getting extremely annoyed by having to make constant Rodney McGruder highlight videos? Actually, you might not remember that because nobody was watching those videos in the first place. And that was part of the problem. McGruder kept scoring in the mid to upper teens and…

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Justise Winslow 26 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

Justise Winslow scored his final point with 8:11 left in the third quarter. Heading into the second half, I was hopeful that I would see him break the career-high of 28 he set a month ago, and when he started the half hitting a bunch more buckets, I was sure that the record would fall….

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Justise Winslow 13 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2019)

Goran “All-Star PG” Dragic double-digit assist games last year: 1. Justise “Bust” Winslow double-digit assist games this year: 2. That’s all that needs to be said. The fact that a bust like Bustise Winsbust could out-assist a supposed star-caliber like Goran Dragic means that either Dragic is not as star-like as assumed, or that Winslow…

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Justise Winslow 13 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2019)

Okay, I don’t have much time for this description, but I just want to say that Justise Winslow has been styling himself a “point guard” for almost 10 games now, and that was NOT OKAY. I don’t care what you or your coach or the media say, you cannot call yourself a point guard until…

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