Jusuf Nurkic 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/30/2017)

At some point it will stop being cute and start being annoying that Jusuf Nurkic is always trying to advance the ball himself/coordinate the offense, but for now, the fact that he does these things even though he doesn’t quite have the ball control to do so fits neatly into the narrative that the Blazers…

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Jusuf Nurkic Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2017)

Jusuf Nurkic knew exactly which back entrance he would use to gain entry to the Moda Center. It wasn’t strictly necessary to be so secretive, but the less attention he drew to himself, the more likely his plan was to execute flawlessly. He made his way to the door near the loading dock with the…

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Jusuf Nurkic 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Since YouTube only allows me to use one thumbnail image per video, I have uploaded additional images of Jusuf Nurkic here: http://imgur.com/a/Huf9s If you are the proprietor of an art gallery and you would like to use some of my art for display, do not hesitate to tweet me about it. All clips property of…

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Jusuf Nurkic 12 Points/6 Assists/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/18/2017)

Another game, another well-rounded performance for Jusuf “Nurkular Bomb” Nurkic. He had a reputation of impacting the game in many ways with Denver, but that reputation is being solidified as he has had a bunch of multi-faceted performances while with the Blazers. A 5×5 before the year is up is not out of the question,…

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Jusuf Nurkic Career High 28 Points/20 Rebounds/8 Assists/6 Blocks Full Highlights (3/9/2017)

A single grimy lightbulb illuminated the sparsely furnished room. A large man sat a cluttered desk, starting intently at the wall. Behind him, a black-and-white dog sat whimpering, pushing his bowl against his owner’s leg with his nose. “Shhhh, Tornjak. I feed you very soon. Being quiet now. Daddy is think.” Jusuf Nurkic muttered distractedly,…

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Jusuf Nurkic 17 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2017)

Jusuf Nurkic has a lot of attributes, too many to list here. He has nostrils. That is but one of his many attributes. Nostril-having. Bosnian is another thing that he is, a thing that would definitely appear on an encyclopaedic collection of his attributes. Such an exhaustive list of the attributes he possesses would surely…

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Jusuf Nurkic 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2017)

Seeing how Jusuf Nurkic is playing in Portland, it’s kind of disappointing that they couldn’t make him work in Denver. But that’s water under the bridge now. Everyone has moved on, probably. There isn’t a single person involved with all this stuff that still holds a grudge against any of the other people. What, you…

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Jusuf Nurkic 18 Points/6 Assists/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/2/2017)

Jusuf Nurkic and his teammates were gathered in a Portland nightclub, celebrating their latest victory. Liquor was flowing freely; trays full of shot glasses were being brought to their tables in a never-ending stream, and expensive bottles of wine were crudely guzzled without remorse. “And then Kanter tried to post him up and he blocked…

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Jusuf Nurkic 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2017)

Jusuf Nurkic had 19 points and 5 assists tonight, which you can tell from the video title. What you can’t tell, and what you can only get a glimpse of in the thumbnail, is that he also set a new career-high in facial expressions, with 53. Only a small handful of the very best ones…

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Jusuf Nurkic 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2017)

I watched a bunch of this game, because it was the first game to start after the way-too-long All-Star break. I was desperate, what can I say? I didn’t care that it was two mediocre teams mediocrely mediocring each other. I had to watch. I needed to watch. And here’s what I saw: Terrence Ross…

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