Jusuf Nurkic 32 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks/1 Injury Full Highlights (3/25/2019)

IMPORTANT NOTE: even though the title says “1 Injury”, the actual footage of the injury is not included in this video, so you can watch this video at work without your boss wondering why you’re watching gore stuff. You can also watch this video if you (like I should’ve been doing) are purposefully trying to…

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Jusuf Nurkic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

It’s been over three months since Jusuf Nurkic made a three. I should’ve known better to assume he’d be the next Brook Lopez with him shooting tons of them per game. I blame the preseason for this. And Nurkic. If he knows he’s not going to keep shooting them in the regular season when the…

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Jusuf Nurkic 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

Cody Zeller is lucky that Jusuf Nurkic was in a good mood when the former elbowed the latter in the jaw/face area while boxing out for a rebound. If the two of them had any amount of animosity between them, perhaps as a result of some trash talk earlier in the game, Zeller would have…

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Jusuf Nurkic 24 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

Jusuf Nurkic moved quickly to the door leading to the 76ers’ locker room. It wouldn’t do to be seen by an arena staff member and have his carefully-plotted plan interrupted before it had even begun. No, it would not do at all. Opening the door, Jusuf slipped inside the locker room, half-expecting it to still…

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Jusuf Nurkic 27 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/21/2019)

We know from past experience that Jusuf Nurkic doesn’t really like it when another center starts taking the minutes that he feels he’s earned. So, if there’s any risk at all to the Blazers’ signing of Enes Kanter off the scrap heap, it’s that. If the situation is sufficiently mismanaged both by coaching and by…

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Jusuf Nurkic 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2019)

When you talk about the Portland Trailblazers, everybody immediately thinks of their two-man guard core of Damian Lillard and C.J. McCollum. It makes sense to consider them the core members of the team given that they score the most points. But what if the two-man core is actually Damian Lillard and Jusuf Nurkic, and McCollum…

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Jusuf Nurkic 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2019)

Fan voting for the NBA All-Star game has ended. You have no more chances to try and get your second-favorite Bosnian sportsperson (after Edin Dzeko) into the NBA’s premiere showcase of talent. If you want, I can show you the secret backdoor I made into the NBA’s voting systems (I’m still casting thousands of votes…

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Jusuf Nurkic 22 Points/7 Assists/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

If Jusuf “Nurk Dowitzki” Nurkic had managed to do anything in the fourth quarter other than commit four fouls and get an assist, he might have had a quadruple-double. By my count (which is hastily done and could be off by as much as two hundred in either direction), he only needed three rebounds, four…

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Jusuf Nurkic Triple Double 10 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/16/2019)

Since I don’t feel like actually writing something insightful or funny about Jusuf Nurkic right now (I used up all my narrative energy on a story where Spencer Dinwiddie yells “It’s Dinner Time” while forcefeeding James Harden snack foods), I’m going to hit the proverbial “easy button” on this description and just give you a…

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Jusuf Nurkic 25 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)

It seems like at least once a game, Jusuf Nurkic ends up on the floor clutching one body part or another as a pool of blood spreads from his prone body. Who says basketball isn’t a contact sport? He should start wearing a helmet so he can take those elbows to the face without missing…

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