Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part V)

Karl-Anthony was first to reach the plateau. At its far end, there was indeed a fire burning in a pit, but now he could see that there was also a small wooden residence built along the one of the plateau’s sides. The full midday sun exposed its every detail even at this far distance. He…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part IV)

The swirling clouds of sand had made the way forward extremely difficult to discern. They would make incremental forward progress along what they thought was the path, only to be forced to backtrack when finding themselves surrounded by rocks on all sides. Hope of ever finding the whereabouts of the wizard while embroiled in this…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part III)

The three wayfarers reached the base of the Cloudy Mountains early the next evening, just as the sun was dipping below the horizon. Their jagged peaks, usually snow-covered but now barren, cut angrily into the sky. “What say you, old sage?” Karl-Anthony asked Kevin. “Which path shall we take? The one that lies ahead of…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part II)

Karl-Anthony bustled about his bedchamber, throwing a few articles of clothing and some non-perishable foodstuffs into a woolen sack. Ricky stood to the side, watching his king with increasing dismay. “You mean to trek to the abode of the wizard king as a common traveller? Should you not be assembling your army?” Stopping to stare…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part I)

Karl-Anthony Towns, king of the land of Minnesota, glowered as he stared at one of the windows of his hall. He was draped in a vestment made of a whole polar bear pelt, but it was too warm for him, and he cast it aside. “Not all is right with the world, Ricky,” he grumbled…

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Karl-Anthony Towns 26 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/23/2016)

Next phase of evolution for Karl-Anthony Towns: point-center? Actually, let me rephrase that. Next phase of evolution for Karl-Anthony Towns: point-center. There we go. There is no question mark here. It is a statement of fact. If it worked for Giannis, it can work for Karl-Anthony. Remember, this is the dude who won the skills…

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Karl-Anthony Towns 32 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2016)

If this was 2002, and Karl-Anthony Towns was balling as hard as he is right now (assume for the sake of example that he is the same age as he is now, though a 7-year-old KAT balling hard in the NBA would be awesome), you’d be lucky to get a postage-stamp sized clip of him…

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Karl-Anthony Towns 28 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2016)

“Where did the snow go, Ricky?” asked Karl-Anthony Towns, his face pressed against the cold glass of the window, a face framed by curtains on either side. He asked this question as if making polite conversation. Outside, the once snow-covered landscape was a combination of dingy gray and muddy brown. “It’s gone, Karl. Winter is…

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Karl-Anthony Towns 35 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)

Have you ever been so hyped that you passed out for a little bit? I saw Karl-Anthony Towns had 35 points, and I immediately started getting really hyped. Like, really really. I tried to stand up to go tell the how Latina chick in the apartment above mine about what happened because, you know, she…

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Karl-Anthony Towns 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)

Take a moment to realize how lucky you are that you have the privilege to watch Karl-Anthony Towns’ ENTIRE career, from start to finish. The whole thing, from his NBA debut to his tearful final game, from rookie to polished superstar. Every game, every bucket, every dunk, able to be viewed with your own two…

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