Kelly Olynyk 23 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

There are a lot of dudes in the NBA with awful facial hair. Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be, but they see the Hardens and Goodens of the league and decide they want a piece of the action. They don’t care that their chin-growth is patchy, uneven, or doesn’t achieve full coverage. They want…

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Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)

From playing synthesizers in a British Columbian Prog band called Starcubism to being the deciding factor in a game 7 of the NBA playoffs, Kelly Olynyk has come a long way in the world. The man who once contributed keyboards and songwriting to the seminal release “Visions of Mars (Cubistic Journey Part I)”, the first…

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Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Kelly, I know you’re reading this, and from one bro to another, you need to lop that ugly-ass beard right off your face. Just take a pair of kitchen shears and go to town. You can clean up the rest later. But that thing needs to go. Urgently. I speak from experience, Kelly. I, wishing…

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Kelly Olynyk 19 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2016)

Listen, Kelly, I know it’s cool to have a beard now. Look at a magazine, watch a TV show, hell, just walk around town, you’re gonna see tons of dudes with beards of all styles, and they look great. It’s in to have little fibers growing on the lower half of your face. It’s hip….

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Kelly Olynyk 22 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)

What happened to Kelly Olynyk’s much-vaunted post game? It’s just totally disappeared. Not even a sliver of it remains. Gone. All gone. It was there during his first Summer League, and then, BAM, it’s more forgotten than John Edwards. I had my doubts that his moves and counter-moves would work on the NBA level. Everyone…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2016)

I was getting a little antsy for a while there. Game after game, night after night, Kelly Olynyk trotting out onto the court with his hair styled as a “man-bun”. Here’s DTB’s “Style Tip of the Day”: if you don’t have a super-rugged looking beard, you can’t pull off a man-bun. You just can’t. It’s…

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Kelly Olynyk 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

That’s it. No one is ever going to beat the Warriors. Not ever. If Kelly Olynyk scoring an improbable 28 isn’t enough to get the job done, what will? The answer is nothing. Nothing except for Kelly Olynyk scoring 30, or even 32. That might do it, depending on the situation. Another basket for him…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)

At the end of this video, the Pelicans commentator who isn’t Joel Meyers is in total disbelief that Kelly Olynyk could drop 21 on his team. After making subtle jabs the whole game, he is probably frustrated that the dude who is supposed to suck just scored a bunch of points. So he casts a…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

Kelly Olynyk sat alone at the bus station on the far outskirts of Kamloops. It was raining, the kind of rain that signaled the ending of summer, steady and cold, letting you know that snow was now only weeks away. It was late. How long he had been waiting for a bus, any bus, he…

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Kelly Olynyk 19 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2015)

This video is a lot like the first album of Kelly Olynyk’s art-rock band Starcubism, entitled “Visions of Mars (Cubistic Journey Part I)”. Starcubism really hit the ball out of the park with their debut effort, combining technical space-rock with lush ambient soundscapes spiced up with native American instrumentation. So how is this video like…

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