Kelly Olynyk 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

First off: is that a frickin’ rubber band holding Kelly Olynyk’s hair back? Come on bro. Every dude with long hair knows that you keep spare hair-wrangling devices everywhere you can. Keep them in the car, keep them in your locker, keep some in your desk at work (not like he has a desk there),…

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Kelly Olynyk 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2018)

Do you think, immediately after getting eliminated by the 76ers in five games, that Hassan Whiteside went back to the locker room and started decking people? Here’s the minutes breakdown from the series: Kelly Olynyk: 29 MPG Bam Adebayo: 15 MPG Hassan Whiteside: 15 MPG Faced with decreasing on-court minutes, Whiteside was no doubt overcome…

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Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Look, I’m fully aware that Win Shares are a flawed advanced stat, don’t take everything into account, suck, yada yada yada. But here’s the deal: Kelly Olynyk led the Heat in them this year. Okay? That means something. That has to mean something. And what I think it has to mean is that he is…

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Kelly Olynyk 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

These Kelly Olynyk fake handoffs are getting out of control. Do these dumbass NBA players not even watch film? It’s like his only move, it’s the only way he can do anything, and these meatballs are still letting him do it. Kyle O’Quinn, you need to take a good hard look at yourself and remind…

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Kelly Olynyk 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

The Miami Heat just hung up 149 points on the Denver Nuggets, which is a new franchise-high single-game point total. There’s two gigantic asterisks next to it where the number is in the record books, one asterisk for the first overtime and one asterisk for the second overtime, but there should be a third asterisk…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

If you are wondering if this is a career-high in assists for Kelly Olynyk, yes it is. If you weren’t wondering that, it is as well. Doesn’t make a difference if you were wondering or not, he’s never gotten more assists than this in a single game and there’s a chance this record will stand…

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Kelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Kelly “The Klynyk” Olynyk has done a good job of reinventing his game coming out of college. Almost… too good. I could spend a lot of words trying to get my point across, or I could just say it straight up: I want Olynyk to do more fancy post moves. With footwork and everything. That’s…

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Kelly Olynyk Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

Kelly Olynyk really left it all out on the court tonight. The court that he called home for four years, now the site of a new triumph, a dominating offensive performance against the team that spurned him. The crowd that once cheered him, now sitting in stunned silence, their confused minds wondering if this is…

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Kelly Olynyk 23 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

There are a lot of dudes in the NBA with awful facial hair. Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be, but they see the Hardens and Goodens of the league and decide they want a piece of the action. They don’t care that their chin-growth is patchy, uneven, or doesn’t achieve full coverage. They want…

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Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)

From playing synthesizers in a British Columbian Prog band called Starcubism to being the deciding factor in a game 7 of the NBA playoffs, Kelly Olynyk has come a long way in the world. The man who once contributed keyboards and songwriting to the seminal release “Visions of Mars (Cubistic Journey Part I)”, the first…

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