Kelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Kelly Oubre walked through the front doors of Washington D.C.’s central public library and stopped to assess his surroundings. He had never been in this library before. As far as he could remember, he had never been in any kind of library before. He didn’t know where the books he was looking for would be…

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Kelly Oubre 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

John Wall arrived early to practice, thinking he would be the first one in the gym. His dreams of having an undisturbed warmup session where dashed, however, when he saw Kelly Oubre sitting cross-legged at center court, surrounded by yarn and knitting needles. “Do I even want to know?” John asked as he walked up…

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Kelly Oubre 21 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

The Rockets lose again, so they’re definitely garbage, but I’m still trying to decide if the Wizards are good or nah. Games like this, you’re like “oh yeah bro the Wiz are great I really like Tim Frazier as the backup PG”, but then you remember last game where they got backdoored by the Hawks…

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Kelly Oubre 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

Kelly Oubre lay slumped in a booth in the far corner of a downtown Philadelphia bar. In front of him was an astounding collection of empty beer bottles. Despite his being a prominent NBA player who had just played a game in that city on that night, nobody was bothering him. In fact, Kelly suspected…

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Kelly Oubre 16 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

Kelly Oubre, wearing a white robe that was too small for him and surrounded by elementary-school-aged boys and girls, waited impatiently inside Jang’s Karate Studio. The place was located in a drab strip mall, but Yelp reviews had assured him that it was the best place in the DC area to learn Karate. “You’re really…

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Kelly Oubre 18 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

“Kelly! Kelly! Are you hearing us at all?” Kelly Oubre looked up blankly from this phone. “Huh?” “I was saying, do you want to go party with us or what?” Jodie Meeks said, visibly annoyed with his teammate’s listlessness. “Milwaukee doesn’t have the best clubs, but Jason says he knows a lowkey sweet place to…

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Kelly Oubre 18 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

“Hey John, you’re friends with a lot of the league, right?” Kelly Oubre asked his teammate John Wall as they changed into their street clothes. “Sort of,” John answered suspiciously, giving a sidelong glance to Kelly. “Why you asking?” “Oh, no reason,” Kelly replied. He paused for a bit, tying the laces on his stylish…

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Kelly Oubre 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

“WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THAT ASSHOLE?” Kelly Oubre exclaimed as he entered the visitor’s locker room of Capital One Arena. “I’M GONNA PUNCH HIS GOD DAMN FACE IN!” The group of Cavaliers players, in varying states of undress, exchanged confused looks as Kelly raged around the room, looking behind furniture and around corners for…

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Kelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

“Kelly, I really wish you wouldn’t do that,” Jason Smith said with annoyance as he and Kelly Oubre enjoyed drinks in a bay area bar. Kelly mildly looked around at the group of five women who were stroking his bare arms and cooing at him. “It’s not like I asked them to do this,” he…

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Kelly Oubre 16 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2017)

Will Kelly Oubre ever score over 20 points? With the amount of field goals he gets to attempt, the answer is “not any time soon”. Playing next to high-usage players like John Wall and Bradley Beal can be good for young players since it means they don’t have to shoot too many shots, but it…

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