Kelly Oubre 23 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2019)

The Suns were down by 7 with a minute left against the Hornets. Here’s what happened: -Frank Kaminsky layup and-one -Frank Kaminsky missed free throw -Frank Kaminsky offensive rebound -Kelly Oubre three -Kelly Oubre block on a pathetic attempt by Bismack Biyombo -Kelly Oubre three -Hornets timeout The Suns were up by 1 with nineteen…

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Kelly Oubre 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

How unfair is it that Kelly Oubre and Ricky Rubio are on the same team? Not only are they both skilled basketball players who most fans would want on their team, but they might be the most attractive teammate duo in the league. I was struck by this when I saw Oubre smiling at Rubio…

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Kelly Oubre 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

Kelly “The Oubremensch” Oubre is averaging a career-high in points, shooting career-high percentages from the field, from three, and from the line, and is also averaging career highs in assists in rebounds. By any standard that you can measure (and even some you can’t measure, like facial attractiveness and “goofy yet cute antics per 36”),…

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Kelly Oubre 25 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2019)

Walking aimlessly around the lawns and gathering places of the local college campus, Kelly Oubre kept his eyes peeled for suitable interview candidates. He was holding his iPhone in one hand, capturing all the footage of his movements, and a GoPro was strapped to his chest to get a different angle of the same shot….

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Kelly Oubre 20 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)

The first video in the new “DownToStatpad” era of my channel, an era where I statpad the content of videos/the amount of videos in order to increase exposure, is off to a rocky start. The video itself is not a statpadded video, because Kelly Oubre scoring 20 points is a totally legit performance that would…

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Kelly Oubre 30 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)

How long until Kelly Oubre’s “do pushups every time I end up on the floor” shtick becomes played out? Or is it already played out? Perhaps I’m turning into a grumpy old man, perhaps I’ve always been a grumpy old man trapped in a young man’s body. Suns fans seem to like it still, but…

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Kelly Oubre 23 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2019)

All the happiness and fun caused by the Suns dominant opening-night win against the Kings is gone now. I warned Suns fans not to get too excited, and I was right to warn them, but I didn’t expect how this would all play out. I just sorta figured that they would regress back to their…

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Kelly Oubre 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (10/23/2019)

I would urge Suns fans not to get overexcited about this decisive win over the Kings. I don’t remember the reactions, but I do remember how they creamed the Mavericks on opening night last year, then proceeded to suck as hard (or harder) as any team in recent memory. It’s easy to become hyped due…

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Kelly Oubre All 70 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Staring in frustration at the empty pad of paper in front of him, Kelly Oubre wondered why he had completely failed to brainstorm any ideas for his struggling web series, Wave Papi’s Man-Overs. The first few episodes had been modest successes, but only because of his own status as a professional athlete. His reach into…

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Kelly Oubre 32 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

“Yo Kelly, what’s up with all the iPhones pointed-” “CUT! CUT!” Kelly yelled in exasperation, interrupting his monologue to glare at Tyler Johnson, who had just walked into his impromptu video production studio that was set up in the bathroom of the visitor’s locker room. “You absolute idiot. Can you not see that I’m in…

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