Kent Bazemore 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2015)

Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore kinda looked like a beast-in-the-making during his short stint with the Lakers last year. He had a bit of a turnover problem, but he scored well on good percentages. When he signed with Atlanta, I knew that we would be waiting a while to see a re-emergence of that potential, given…

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Kent Bazemore 17 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2014)

Kent Bazemore has shown himself to be a potent scorer with the ability to lock down his man when he feels like it. However, he will never be taken seriously by fans or opponents. Why? He has a babyface. Look how chubby his cheeks are! Isn’t he the cutest little Laker ever? I just want…

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Kent Bazemore 16 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2014)

Kent Bazemore’s true colors are showing. He doesn’t want to be a defensive specialist off the bench. He wants to be an offensive centerpiece, the kind of guy who takes tons of shots. Who can blame him? When I play basketball I want to score. I don’t want to try and stop the other guy….

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Kent Bazemore Career High 23 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Is Bazemore this year’s Tobias Harris? Contending team (Warriors) trades him and another so-called “scrub” (MarShon Brooks) to a tanking team in exchange for a washed-up veteran who is supposed to help them in the playoffs (Steve Blake). Then the traded player gets to his new team and starts going nuts, displaying scoring ability that…

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Kent Bazemore 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2014)

I have adapted Lil B’s “I Think I’m Based God” to have lyrics more appropriate to this video. Thank you Based God for laying down these dope rhymes. Beat not included. If you must, use the sound of sneakers squeaking on the hardwood to guide your flow. I think I’m Bazed God Oh-my-god swag everywhere,…

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Kent Bazemore Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2014)

Kent Bazemore is the luckiest guy on Earth. Well, maybe not the luckiest. I’m using an advanced literary device called “hyperbole”. Obviously there are lots of people who are luckier. Like lottery winners and people with big muscles. Anyway, Kent Bazemore is one fortuitous dude. He was getting almost no time with the Warriors, and…

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Kent Bazemore Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2014)

The Lakers are the perfect team for a young wing looking for some pressure-free minutes. Pressure-free except for Kobe sitting on the bench silently judging every move, plus the bonus extra judgment he reserves for people who share his initials. But other than that, it’s smooth sailing. No expectations of winning or anything, and D’Antoni…

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Kent Bazemore Career High 15 Points/4 Assists/1 Lakers Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore seems to be enjoying the change of scenery in LA, scoring a career-high fifteen points in his first outing donning the Lakers’ purple and gold. A Steve Blake for Bazed God/Mar$wag Brooks trade, on the surface, doesn’t seem to be a trade that affects either team’s destiny too much, but a…

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Kent Bazemore 12 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2013)

The “Kent Bazemore at point guard” experiment needs to end. He’s barely an NBA level shooting guard; playing him out of position only makes him worse. Just play Nedovic as the backup. At least he has court vision. This blatant mismanagement of available talent really calls into the question the competency of the Warriors’ coaching…

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Kent Bazemore 14 Points Full Highlights (3/15/3013)

Imagine this: a big meatball sub, overflowing with bright red marinara sauce thick with tomato chunks. Divinely melted mozzarella cheese draped over the whole thing, bonded to the bakery-fresh white roll and semi-transparent. Authentic, fresh-out-of-the-garden Italian spices decorate the creation like confetti – basil, oregano, maybe some rosemary. Artfully prepared orbs of pure beef are…

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