Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 32 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

This is getting out of hand. Kentavious-Caldwell Pope must have somehow stolen the soul of Kobe Bryant and inserted it into his own body through his nasal passages, because he’s chucking the ball like it’s his retirement tour and he’ll never play basketball again. I get that he wants to get a big new contract…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 32 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Just in case there are people out there who don’t believe that contract-year pushes are a real thing, I present to you: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope’s numbers in the past few weeks. In the games that have happened since March 19th, he has scored 35, 7, 16, 29, 7, 25, 19, 23, 7, 25, and 32 points….

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope knows what’s up. He’s not a dummy. He knows that if he wants to get an unreasonably large payday this off-season, he needs to play well enough to trick GM’s into thinking that he’s some kind of go-to scoring shooting guard. That’s why, when you look at his monthly shooting splits, you see…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 23 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

I have, in all my years of making Kentavious Caldwell-Pope highlight videos, never actually gotten hyped for him. Even on the few occasions where he scored thirty-plus points, I don’t remember ever feeling even a twinge of hype anywhere in my body. There’s nothing about him that excites me. Since the Lakers aren’t going to…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope is playing his way into another contract. He was going to get one anyway, obviously, because it’s not like he’s a bad player or anything. I guess what I mean is that he’s playing his way into a bigger contract. Some GM is going to look at his scattered 20-burgers and recent 35-burger…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 29 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope is coming alive! Despite that exclamation point, I’m not that excited, and you shouldn’t be either. Any good performances by Lakers players at this point are just the random twitches of the dead Lakers corpse. 29 points by KCP does nothing, it does less than nothing, to salve the burning disappointment of this…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 35 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2019)

The world wanted a LeBron James versus Giannis Antetokounmpo matchup. Instead, they got something a lot better: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope versus Brook Lopez. Who even wants a matchup between two of the most popular superstars in the league? I didn’t, and I bet the people who paid tons of money for tickets to this game didn’t…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 24 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)

When the Lakers were down to the Bulls by twenty points early in this game, I had visions in my head of an epic LeBron meltdown in the locker room after the game. And when I say “visions”, these were more like “fantasies”. I was fantasizing about all the stuff LeBron would say/do to his…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 24 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Even when Kentavious Caldwell-Pope AKA Kentaviass Caldbrick-Poop has a good game, which is less and less often these days, I feel like Lakers fans couldn’t care less. I fully believe he is the player on the team that they are least hyped for. Every other player gives you a reason to be excited for them….

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2019)

I was surprised to see the Lakers still got to play on national TV without LeBron doing his LeBronny things (checking his hairline, traveling, flopping, the usual). In the NFL, if a team like the Patriots doesn’t have a player like Tom Brady (remember, my football knowledge is at least a decade out of date,…

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