Khem Birch 12 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch returns to his home country of Canada and shows off some more of his occult alkhemical skills with another 12-point performance. Every time I see him play I’m like “yeah this dude could totally be an athletic five-man collecting garbage baskets and playing defense (not like I care about defense) in…

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Khem Birch 12 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch worked his alkhemy to the tune of twelve points, and, um, not much else. He did get four rebounds and two assists. I don’t know if that counts as “alkhemy” or not. It probably doesn’t. Somebody as tall as he is should really be getting more than four rebounds in 27…

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Khem Birch 11 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch is already 25 years old, just in case you were thinking about getting hyped for him. You’re still allowed to get a little hyped, but that’s because he’s Canadian, not because of what age he is. If your first thought when you first saw him (which might have been right as…

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Khem Birch 12 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2018)

I guess you could say Khem Birch and the rest of the Magic are developing some… Khemistry! HAHA! HA! WOOOOOO! YES! I’ve been waiting all year to make that joke, and it’s just as great as I imagined it was going to be. I was beginning to worry that it would never happen, but the…

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