Kris Dunn was disappointing enough during his rookie season with the Timberwolves that he was mostly considered a throw-in on the blockbuster Jimmy Butler trade. The Bulls were probably like, “Can you also send over that bust dude you have? That way your fans don’t have to think about him and get mad anymore,” and…
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Kris Dunn 26 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2019)
There must be something wrong with Kris Dunn’s marketability or personality or flashiness or something, because I regularly forget that he’s a strong candidate for “PG OF THE FUTURE” for the Bulls. When I think of “PG’s on the Bulls”, I think of Ryan Arcidiacono and Shaq Harrison. For some reason, I don’t usually think…
Read MoreKris Dunn 18 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
Remember when the Timberwolves completely gave up on Kris Dunn and threw him in as a sweetener on the LaVine+Markkanen/Butler trade? Now the Timberwolves had to ship Butler out of Minnesota in order to keep KAT happy, while the Bulls’ entire young core is basically the three guys they got in return for that trade….
Read MoreKris Dunn 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2019)
Kris “The Dunnwich Horror” Dunn apparently has a “pelvis contusion” right now and is day-to-day. I had to look up what “contusion” is because do I look like a doctor to you? After doing some seriously in-depth research, I found out that contusion is when you contuse something. So Kunn contused his pelvis. Since I…
Read MoreKris Dunn 16 Points/17 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2019)
The end of this video blows my mind. There’s so many big shots. There’s so many big plays. If I was watching this game live as a Bulls fan, I would have blown out an aorta and bled to death in my own bedroom. And if I was watching this game live as a Pacers…
Read MoreKris Dunn 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2018)
This current Bulls season is a total trainwreck, just an absolute disaster of player mutinies and lost games that is certainly providing no enjoyment for any Bulls fan. Other fanbases are kind of enjoying it, but only a little bit, because they know that this could happen to their franchise at any time, as long…
Read MoreKris Dunn 24 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
It’s easy to forget that Kris “The Dunnwich Horror” Dunn was the fifth overall pick just two drafts ago. He had a resurgence last year after he got traded to the Bulls, and people started paying attention to him a little bit, but now he’s been injured almost the whole year for when of the…
Read MoreKris Dunn 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
It seems like the dream of the collective Bulls fanbase has come true: Jerian Grant has been pushed almost completely out of the rotation. With the emergence of Kris Dunn, the return of Zach LaVine, the somehow not-total-garbage play of Cameron Payne (Payne, Lauvergne, and Morrow for McDermott and Gibson was a really awful trade…
Read MoreKris Dunn 23 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2018)
Say what you want about Kris Dunn, but the Bulls sorta looking decent there for a stretch with him starting. Then he got injured, falling victim to something called a “cuntcushion”. They took a game to notice that he wasn’t there anymore, and then they started losing. A lot. Like at the beginning of the…
Read MoreKris Dunn 18 Points/8 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/13/2018)
I included Kris Dunn’s blocks in this video because the box-score led me to believe that Dunn blocked Reggie Bullock’s attempt at a game-tying layup as time expired. I now fully believe the NBA is rigged because there was no block there. Dunn contested the layup about as perfectly as he could have, but he…
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