Kris Dunn Career High 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

This is it. This is the career-defining performance for Kris Dunn. If he ends up being a perpetual All-Star, we will be able to pinpoint the start of his ascent to this very moment. And if he kinda sucks for the rest of his career, we can say that this game at least made it…

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Kris Dunn 15 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

If there’s anything positive to take away from the Bulls’ spanking, 94-133, at the hands of the Spurs last night, it’s that Kris Dunn scored fifteen points on a varied selection of shots: layups, midrange, the three, he did a little bit of it all. Just forget that it took him fifteen shots to score…

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Kris Dunn 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2017)

Location of the least exciting point-guard battle in recorded history: Chicago. Belligerents: Kris Dunn and Jerian Grant. Outcome: Decisive loss for people who want to watch good basketball. You can argue the merits of both players, but unless one of them gets way better, it doesn’t really matter who starts and who doesn’t. Dunn theoretically…

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Kris Dunn 10 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I don’t have time to write a funny description story for this Kris Dunn video (TOO MANY SCRUBLIGHTS ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SEASON) but here’s a rough outline of what would have happened: Kris Dunn is in bed reading his kindle, and when he decides to go to sleep he is awakened by…

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Kris Dunn Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2017)

In this description I will make fun of people who thought that Kris Dunn was ready to take major minutes away from Ricky Rubio this season. I will make fun of their optimism, their belief that an NBA rookie could be good. I will make fun of their naive outlook on the prospects of young…

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Kris Dunn 10 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

It’s a good thing that Kris Dunn didn’t manage to grab two more boards and get another assist, because otherwise that would’ve been the worst triple-double EVER. In the history of forever. And not just because it would’ve been 10-10-10, objectively the worst statline you can possibly have for a trip-dub, but because most of…

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Kris Dunn 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/1/2017)

I am still waiting for Kris Dunn to supplant Ricky Rubio as the Timberwolves’ starting point guard. That is what I was told would happen. I was told that Ricky was redundant. I was told that Ricky should be traded and Dunn should start right away. I was told that Dunn would complete Minnesota’s young…

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Kris Dunn 15 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2016)

Kris Dunn was hyped up by the basketball media before the season started. Way hyped up. Way, WAY hyped up. The average fan can be forgiven for thinking that Dunn was going to be a beast from the opening tip; people were even talking about trading Ricky Rubio because of how quickly Dunn was going…

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Kris Dunn 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2016)

Ricky Rubio going down is good for fans of youth movements, but maybe not so good for fans of winning basketball. I hold the opinion that Rubio was responsible for a significant part of Karl-Anthony Town’s ROY campaign, and that without him, he along with the rest of the Timberwolves will devolve into a dreary…

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