Kyle Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

Is it wrong of me to want Kawhi to be injured forever so that I can keep watching the Kyle Anderson Show? I’ll go one step further and say that I hope the rumors are true, and that Kawhi is mad at the Spurs and that his whole entourage is plotting ways to get him…

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Kyle Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

Kyle Anderson went on a stat-stuffing expedition in this one, recording a final statline of 20/6/5/3/2. He got at least two in each of the five main statistical categories. You know what that means! A scrub-by-five! Way to go Kyle! Your certificate is in the mail, but it actually isn’t because I can afford neither…

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Kyle Anderson 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Kyle Anderson is getting into the “grow a beard to look more manly” trend of two years ago and, surprise, it looks like trash. Maybe he thinks that if he grows enough pubey beard hair, he can have it transplanted onto that big empty spot on his forehead. Honestly, that’s the only explanation I can…

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Kyle Anderson 13 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

Kyle “Ball Machine” Anderson, despite my proclamations of him being able to average a triple-double in the NBA (perhaps I was overrating him, in retrospect), had not gotten double-digit assists in a game until tonight. Part of that is minutes, obviously, but the other part of it is that his passing lanes are limited by…

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Kyle Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2017)

There’s always a subset of viewers clamoring for more of the “miscellaneous” stats that players accrue, such as assists, blocks, and steals. Since Kyle Anderson is somewhat of an all-around player who will collect small amounts of those stats, I decided to throw my viewership a bone by showing his two blocks and four assists…

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Kyle Anderson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (5/22/2017)

A new NBA fan, whose only knowledge of Kyle Anderson is that he scored twenty points for the Spurs in the last game of a sweep (and that he has an infinite forehead), would be surprised to learn that this is only the sixth double-digit scoring game for Anderson in his career. Apparently, the key…

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Kyle Anderson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2017)

I found it funny that the only guy who Kyle “Slo-Mo” Anderson could take one-on-one in this game was Vince Carter, the one wing in the league who might be slower than Slo-Mo himself. Even then, he could only abuse the matchup a few times, and relied on his sweet midrange game to get him…

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Kyle Anderson 14 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

Not only is this game Kyle Anderson’s season high, it’s also one off his career high of fifteen. I don’t know if I should be impressed that he had such a relatively good performance, or disappointed that fourteen points is an exceptionally large amount of points for him. Maybe I’m feeling both those things. Anderson…

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Kyle Anderson 13 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2016)

How is it fair that the Spurs get to have Kyle Anderson? It’s not fair to other teams and it’s not fair to the fans. Diehard Slo-Mo fans like myself never get to see him play because his team is so stacked. And other teams’ GMs have to deal with the fact that the Spurs…

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Kyle Anderson 15 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)

If I were really creative I would have slowed down these highlights to half their normal speed. Get it? Because his nickname is Slow Mo? HAHAHAHAHA. WOOOO. Maybe I did and you can’t even tell. That nickname is earned, definitely. However unfast his performance may have been, Kyle Anderson impressed me with his interior game….

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