Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)

You’re not going to believe this. So your pal DTB signed himself up for a Tinder account because he was feeling the lack of female companionship in his life and wanted to see what was out there. There’s nothing wrong with that. The cool thing about Tinder is there are no commitments, you can match…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2018)

Part II of “LeBron’s Teammates Actually Show Up For Once God-Damn” features Kyle Korver and his 19 points,which should be 21 but even he is a victim of the NBA court being not quite wide enough to comfortably accommodate corner threes. Korver played a ton of minutes tonight, 37, second most after LeBron, and he…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

Is it just me or is literally the only reason the Cavaliers win any games ever is because LeBron James is always beasting? It’s not just me. That was a question I already knew the answer to. His teammates aren’t showing up consistently, but that’s to be expected, because they didn’t in the regular season…

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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)

Kyle Korver only made four field goals in this game. Usually, four shots is not enough to get a highlight video from DTB. If you make four field goals but you have an otherwise highlight-worthy statline, that means you made too many free throws. Free throws suck. They’re not fun to watch, I hate them,…

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Kyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Whatever’s wrong with the Cavaliers, I don’t think Kyle Korver being inserted into the starting lineup will solve their problems. At best, it partially solves their “J.R. Smith” problem, which involves J.R. Smith being total booty all of the time and reacting to getting called out on his booty-ness by throwing soup at people. That…

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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

There’s likely a way to figure out how many triple-doubles LeBron James would have this season if Kyle Korver wasn’t around. I don’t know what that way would be, and I’m way too lazy to calculate it manually, so I’m going to use my preternatural powers of intuition to estimate the answer: zero. Zero triple-doubles…

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Kyle Korver 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

Can we, uh, just keep this lineup for the Cavaliers for the rest of the season and playoffs? I’m willing to give Kevin Love a few minutes when he gets back, but otherwise, this rotation looks perfect. Full of players who play hard and don’t whine about touches/minutes, I don’t have a clear picture of…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Kyle “Fourth-Quarter Clutch Master Supremo” Korver lived up to his nickname and was clutch in the fourth quarter tonight, scoring 14 of his 19 points. Problem was, LeBenched Blames left him to try and make up a 31-point deficit. No amount of clutch shooting could’ve made up so many points, but being a good teammate…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Kyle Korver’s two best scoring games of the season have come in Cavaliers losses. I’m not telling you what to think. You’re your own person, you can come to your own conclusions. I’m just putting the facts out there for analysis and interpretation. That’s all. I like Kyle Korver. One of the greatest three-ballers of…

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Kyle Korver 21 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

Kyle Korver just saved the Cavaliers from another embarrassing loss. The Knicks aren’t even good, as far as I can tell, but they went up big and looked to be cruising until Mr. Fourth Korver showed up and kicked them squarely in the nads/groinal area. Repeatedly. With great force. I actually feel sort of bad…

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