Kyle Kuzma 30 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

Kyle “Clarence Withers” Kuzma is the steal of this year’s draft. No doubt about it now. With this performance he is leading all 2017 draftees in points per game at nearly 16. I admit, I didn’t believe the insane rabid-Lakers-fanbase-fueled hype after his great Summer League. Tons of dudes do good in Summer League. Jerryd…

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Kyle Kuzma 24 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Showing replays of fouls that aren’t made shots is generally a waste of time for everybody involved. It’s a waste of time for you, it’s a waste of time for me, and it’s a waste of time for my kitty Japurri Purrker when he’s waiting for me to finish making highlight videos so I can…

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Kyle Kuzma 21 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

Kyle “The Jakuzzi” Kuzma got outplayed by Lonzo Ball for one of the few times this season, but I would say that Kuzma is still in the lead in the “better Lakers rookie” race. Sure, he didn’t have a triple-double, and his hairline is merely average compared to the unbelievable straightness of Lonzo’s hairline, but…

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Kyle Kuzma 21 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

It just occurred to me that I don’t know how tall Kyle Kuzma is or what position he’s supposed to be playing out there. He grabbed thirteen rebounds (in addition to his 21 points [which was fifteen more than LOLnzo Ball LOL]) so it sort of seems like he might be a power forward, but…

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Kyle Kuzma 22 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2017)

Another game, another instance of Kyle Kuzma thoroughly outplaying alleged Lakers’ savior Lonzo Ball. I’m fully aware that when Lonzo breaks out and starts taking over the league, all my video descriptions belittling him are going to look really dumb, but I don’t especially care right at this moment. In the here and now all…

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Kyle Kuzma 16 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2017)

I don’t want to make anybody mad (actually I sort of do in a perverse way), but is Kyle Kuzma a better rookie than Lonzo Ball? One is averaging 19/7/2 per 36 on 53% shooting, and the other is averaging 11/7/7 per 36 on 33% shooting. Being a highly-drafted point guard might be more difficult…

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Kyle Kuzma 20 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2017)

Man, I turned this game off when the Lakers were getting their butt kicked by 20. Well, that and because League Pass was spazzing out hard. But mainly because I didn’t want to watch more cruddy Lakers basketball. Also I don’t even like acknowledging DeMarcus Cousins’ existence by watching games where he’s playing. Joke’s on…

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Kyle Kuzma 15 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

Attention Lakers fans (even Lakers fans in Phoenix): you are not allowed to yell “KUUUUUUUUUZ” after Kyle Kuzma does something good. The rights to that chant belongs exclusively to Knicks fans, who chant it for Mindaugas Kuzminskas. They borrowed it from Golden State fans, who had no more use for it after Ognjen Kuzmic departed…

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