Lance Stephenson 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

That’s what I get for doubting Lance Stephenson. 18 swaggy points, 6 swaggy assists, and a bunch of high-fives distributed to the Pacers faithful in attendance. I shall never doubt him again. To be fair, he was performing pretty poorly early in the game. As the commentators said, his body language was looking not-so-good because…

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Lance Stephenson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)

The first half of this game was a continuation of the fourth quarter Lance Stephenson had against the Raptors, the main feature being horrible stepback jimbos after too much dribbling, this time with added post-basket dance moves to really get the crowd pumped. Add in a fairly powerful dunk, and you have the reason why…

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Lance Stephenson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

It is confirmed: Lance Stephenson is incapable of playing well on any team that isn’t the Pacers. He just can’t do it. Something about the Pacers logo and colors makes him (sometimes) play up to his full potential. Games like this for Lance are getting rarer and rarer, sadly. It’s great to see, when it…

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Lance Stephenson 22 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2017)

If you look only at the Pacers’ record in this series, the Lance Stephenson experiment looks like a huge mistake. 0-4 against the same guy who got his ear viciously blown into by Stephenson? Obviously there was a grudge there, and obviously the Pacers should have let Stephenson continue rotting on his couch. That’s if…

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Lance Stephenson 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2017)

Lance Stephenson vs. LeBron James part deux was kind of a disappointment. The actual game was good, but where was the blatant antagonization of LeBron by Lance Romance? I wasn’t expecting another ear-blow, but I was expecting the threat of imminent physical violence. If the NBA isn’t going to be another WWE, I might have…

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Lance Stephenson 12 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

This performance by Lance Stephenson was just about the most Lance Stephenson-y thing ever. Comes into the game with much fanfare, then doesn’t do anything until the fourth quarter, where he goes bananas on the Raptors with bad (for him) jumpers and swaggy crossovers and taunting. Then, with 3 seconds left, violates the NBA’s “honor…

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Lance Stephenson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

Maybe this is how it has to be now. Maybe Lance Stephenson can only have good games when his team loses. Is is a coincidence that the Pelicans had a putrid offensive showing while “Born Ready” was spearheading that offense? Or maybe it’s because all the so-called “talent” on the Pelicans is actually not very…

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Lance Stephenson 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)

As much as I’m going to miss Alonzo Gee being around to dunk basketballs/play defense sometimes/not have a jumper, I don’t blame the Pelicans at all for choosing Lance Stephenson over him. Lance Stephenson was once the second-best(?) player on a team that made a conference finals. The last time Alonzo Gee was the second…

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Lance Stephenson 26 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)

There’s a clip floating around that shows Dave Joerger, head coach of the Memphis Grizzlies, crying and praising his team after tonight’s season-ending loss to the Spurs. How moving, an authority figure making himself vulnerable in the public’s eye, showing his heartfelt dedication to the group of men he coaches. It almost brings a tear…

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Lance Stephenson Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

Here’s a cool idea for some aspiring video game modder to work on: what if you took Lance Stephenson and placed him in Lance Vance’s role in GTA Vice City? Would that not be the raddest thing ever? I love that game, and I love Lance Stephenson. Perfect! SPOILER ALERT DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF…

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