Lance Stephenson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

I might have a low opinion of points scored in “garbage time” (they should be stricken from the record or at least put into a separate “garbage time” box-score so that they don’t sully the legitimate stats), but I don’t really care one way or the other if players want to score on the last…

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Lance Stephenson 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

Here’s my hot take: when Lance Stephenson goes into “dance mode”, that’s not a good thing. Obviously, while watching this video, it seems like a good thing because the video only contains successful plays; the shot goes in, the crowd goes nuts, and Stephenson’s internal hype level raises slightly. But on a team with a…

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Lance Stephenson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Lance “Sorry Tommy” Stephenson just set a season-high in both points and assists in this game, helping the Pacers surge back from a huge deficit to steal a win from the Magic. The Magic might be total sewer trash, but this was still a gritty performance from a team that maybe lost some of its…

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Lance Stephenson 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

That’s what I get for doubting Lance Stephenson. 18 swaggy points, 6 swaggy assists, and a bunch of high-fives distributed to the Pacers faithful in attendance. I shall never doubt him again. To be fair, he was performing pretty poorly early in the game. As the commentators said, his body language was looking not-so-good because…

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Lance Stephenson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)

The first half of this game was a continuation of the fourth quarter Lance Stephenson had against the Raptors, the main feature being horrible stepback jimbos after too much dribbling, this time with added post-basket dance moves to really get the crowd pumped. Add in a fairly powerful dunk, and you have the reason why…

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Lance Stephenson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

It is confirmed: Lance Stephenson is incapable of playing well on any team that isn’t the Pacers. He just can’t do it. Something about the Pacers logo and colors makes him (sometimes) play up to his full potential. Games like this for Lance are getting rarer and rarer, sadly. It’s great to see, when it…

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Lance Stephenson 22 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2017)

If you look only at the Pacers’ record in this series, the Lance Stephenson experiment looks like a huge mistake. 0-4 against the same guy who got his ear viciously blown into by Stephenson? Obviously there was a grudge there, and obviously the Pacers should have let Stephenson continue rotting on his couch. That’s if…

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Lance Stephenson 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2017)

Lance Stephenson vs. LeBron James part deux was kind of a disappointment. The actual game was good, but where was the blatant antagonization of LeBron by Lance Romance? I wasn’t expecting another ear-blow, but I was expecting the threat of imminent physical violence. If the NBA isn’t going to be another WWE, I might have…

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Lance Stephenson 12 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

This performance by Lance Stephenson was just about the most Lance Stephenson-y thing ever. Comes into the game with much fanfare, then doesn’t do anything until the fourth quarter, where he goes bananas on the Raptors with bad (for him) jumpers and swaggy crossovers and taunting. Then, with 3 seconds left, violates the NBA’s “honor…

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Lance Stephenson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

Maybe this is how it has to be now. Maybe Lance Stephenson can only have good games when his team loses. Is is a coincidence that the Pelicans had a putrid offensive showing while “Born Ready” was spearheading that offense? Or maybe it’s because all the so-called “talent” on the Pelicans is actually not very…

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