Lauri Markkanen All 145 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)

Lauri Markkanen was embroiled in a particularly pitched match of Rocket League when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. Knowing that his teammates would hate him if he abandoned the game, he ignored the repeated dings of the bell, even as they became more frequent and more urgent. “I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!” he yelled towards…

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Lauri Markkanen 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

Lauri Markkanen scored his 24th point sometime in the third quarter of this game. A little bit later, he was pulled from the game, never to return. It’s not like he was injured or anything. He was just playing too well, was too hot shooting the ball, and had somehow given the Bulls the lead…

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Lauri Markkanen 23 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2018)

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Lauri Markkanen 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2018)

Lauri “White Kevin Durant” Markkanen scored 14 straight points for the Bulls to (almost) start the game. With James Harden out for the Rockets, would the Bulls pull off the upset? Spoiler alert: they wouldn’t. The game became a laughable blowout very quickly, but it would’ve been even quicker if Markkanen didn’t dominate smaller Houston…

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Lauri Markkanen 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

Lauri Markkanen has the best white-dude fro in the league since, heck, I can’t remember any recent players who rocked it at all. So we’re just going to go with Brad Davis. Lauri Markkanen has the best white-dude fro in the league since Brad Davis. It’s not even that big, yet it’s the best, which…

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Lauri Markkanen 19 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2018)

Lauri Markkanen has been a pretty serious slump lately, and the All-Star break didn’t help. I may have to rethink my designation of “white Kevin Durant” for him, because Durant even though he’s a cupcake doesn’t go through slumps like this. Not even in his rookie season, as far as I can tell, which isn’t…

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Lauri Markkanen 21 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

I think Lauri Markkanen’s arms are getting tired. The NBA season is long, the three-point line is way out there, and he’s shooting a ton of shots from back there. I think that was one of the deals with Porzingis; you could tell that he was getting fatigued in the armal area. It could be…

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Lauri Markkanen 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

This is the first, and possibly only for the whole rest of time (which according to scientists is approximately 100 quintillion years, so a long time for sure), time I have made a Lauri Markkanen highlight video that doesn’t have any three-pointers in it. The reason for that is simple: he didn’t make any three-pointers…

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Lauri Markkanen 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

There are not enough white-dude fros in the league right now. There are also not enough black-dude fros, but Lauri Markkanen is not in a position to directly address that particular problem unless he starts some sort of social media campaign. Markkanen had a bit of a fro going over the offseason when he was…

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Lauri Markkanen Career High 33 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

Everyone was getting all hyped up over the upcoming matchup between Lauri Markkanen and Kristaps Porzingis, and they’re even more hyped up now that it’s over, and I just don’t get why. I think their problem is twofold. Problem 1: People like to compare Markkanen to Porzingis because of… reasons? I don’t know, but it’s…

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