Lauri Markkanen 16 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Lauri “White Death” Markkanen had a decent outing tonight despite being surrounded by circus clowns masquerading as basketball players. There are lots of ways young players can prove they’re good, and one of those ways is by being good in the face of adversity. They can also prove the same by being good while on…

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Lauri Markkanen 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

The Bulls’ watchability goes way up if Lauri “Suomen Markka” Markkanen can do stuff like this on a nightly basis. Which he can, obviously, because we’ve now seen 6 games out of him and they all have been at least okay. Coming into the season, I was planning on watching exactly 0 Bulls games. That’s…

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Lauri Markkanen 14 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2017)

The Bulls have finally dredged up enough competency from the murky depths of their being to win a game. Maybe I shouldn’t say “finally”, because it only took them four games to do it, which is way fewer than what I expected. I was thinking, you know, maybe post All-Star break before the scored more…

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Lauri Markkanen 19 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

Is there any NBA fan on earth who isn’t getting hyped for Lauri “Suomen Markka” Markkanen right now? Unless you’re living under a rock where no highlights reach you except for LeBron’s and Curry’s, I find it hard to believe that you couldn’t resist becoming at least a little hyped for what Markkanen is doing…

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Lauri Markkanen 13 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

How many times do you think Lauri “Mämmi” Markkanen has been compared to Kristaps Porzingis? I’m not just talking about on YouTube, or on the internet, but every single time, real or digital, that people have said about Markkanen “hey that dude kinda reminds of that Porzingis fellow on the Knicks”. Is it a thousand?…

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Lauri Markkanen 17 Points Bulls Debut Full Highlights (10/19/2017)

“Hey man, uh, what you eatin’?” Lauri Markkanen looked up from his lunch to see Bobby Portis standing above him, struggling to hold back laughter, with Nikola Mirotic grinning stupidly at his side. Lauri glanced down at the tupperware container full of food. “Oh, this? This is…” “Huh huh, yeah, what is that that you…

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