Bojan Bogdanovic 35 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

“Dear Father, Over the past weeks my obsession with the gypsy camps in Croatia has grown. Most of my free time is spent researching the locations of their settlements in our homeland and lookup the price of plane tickets to fly there. The connection between vagrant gypsies and the worsening loss of hair on my…

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Elfrid Payton Triple Double 19 Points/10 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

“Dear Elfrid, I suppose that when you saw that you had received a letter from the esteemed highlight creator known as DownToBuck that I would fawn all over you. Perhaps I would declare you the new mascot of my channel, the unofficial representative of all role-players league-wide. Your ego would like that, wouldn’t it? Not…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 37 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

“Dear Father, Today, again, I wore a beanie-style hat to the arena. Despite my having worn the same hat once before, it drew many comments from the arena staff, with whom I am very friendly. One woman, who helps to clean our locker rooms, told me unprompted that her husband is balding like me but…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 25 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)

“Dear Father, Today, I wore a hat on the way to the arena. It was a trendy piece of headwear in the “beanie” style – many young men in America wear such hats. Ostensibly, the hat was worn in order to showcase my fashion sense. I even paired it with some other clothes that were…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 29 Points/1 Kick Full Highlights (2/7/2019)

“Dear Father, Today, there was a bat in the arena while we played our game. While it was a little bit of light-hearted fun for my teammates, and an unexpected moment of entertainment for the fans (provided none of them were bat-phobic), for me it was a truly miserable experience. When I got a close…

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Spencer Dinwiddie 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2018)

“Dear Santa, Your friend DTB doesn’t ask for much. You will notice that I have not even sent a wish list to you this year. That is how minimal my material wants are. So, while you and your elves get together the large piles of presents for the more consumeristically-minded little boys and girls out…

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Justise Winslow 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2018)

“Dear Santa, I understand that, with just two days to go until Christmas, it is perhaps a little bit late to be sending you a letter containing Christmas requests. However, I figured you would be able to handle it given that you apparently don’t operate on the same plane of spacetime as the rest of…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

“Dear Father, I apologize for filling your mailbox with more correspondence from your distraught son, but you are my only source of comfort in these trying times. Today, while playing in a game against the Hornets team from North Carolina (such an odd choice for a team’s name, but I cannot argue, for I play…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

‚ÄúDear Father, I hope this correspondence finds you well, but maybe it won’t, because I think I saw your face in a news report showing the recent protests in Mostar. Remember, the head that sticks out farthest is the one that gets chopped off first. You taught me that so many years ago, and that…

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Rodney McGruder Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

“Dear Erik, I hope this letter finds you well. There is a rather urgent situation currently unfolding in Miami, a situation which you must surely be aware of, since, indeed, it is a situation of your own creation. I am talking, of course, about the fact that Rodney McGruder, your 27-year-old third-year-player, is receiving 33…

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