Juan Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

Are Juan and Willy Hernangomez already the best Spanish brother duo in the NBA? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Juan and Willy are young. Marc and Pau are old. -Combined, the Hernangomezes are averaging twelve points per game. Combined, the Gasol brothers are only averaging seven assists per game. Twelve is more then…

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Marquese Chriss 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

T.J. Warren + Marquese Chriss = bros 4 lyf? It’s more likely than you think! -T.J. loves throwing lobs to Marquese more than anything, even life itself, even toaster strudels -Marquese could easily block T.J.’s shot on most possessions, but refrains from doing so -You can just tell they’re bros -Both are part of the…

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Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)

From DNP-CD’s to 35 minutes in a game: Anthony Tolliver sure has come a long way since the beginning of the season. The Kings are actually have a not-terrible record of seven wins and eight losses since Tolliver has started getting them major minutes (and the known team detriments Afflalo and Lawson have had their…

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Dwight Powell 14 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)

Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell: the next Tyson Chandler for the Mavs? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Both tall and lanky -Both look like they skipped leg day -Both can catch lobs as long as they have a point guard willing to throw lobs to them -Both have the letter “O” somewhere in their…

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Trey Lyles 19 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Times it as appropriate to yell “feed the beast!”: -When you’re playing pickup and you make a jumpshot -When you’re playing Madden and you keep spamming the same pass play to the same receiver until the other dude ragequits -When you make a YouTube comment that immediately gets a bunch of thumb-ups -When you and…

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Meyers Leonard 16 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

So Meyers Leonard finally got rid of that awful haircut, that puffy thing which was only a flimsy hairband away from escaping and killing all living beings within reach. Now what do I make fun of him for? -His beef with DeMarcus Cousins (extra beefy) -His face -Having a wife -Being a three-point-shooting seven-footer with…

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Joel Embiid 25 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2016)

What do you think Joel Embiid is thinking about in the thumbnail? He looks quizzical, almost bewildered. Context: he had just canned a three that ended an 8-minute scoring drought for the 76ers. Seeing as I am an expert in sports psychology, I think I have a few ideas: -Shirley Temples -How he is holding…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 21 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

Tim Hardaway Jr. had a pretty good individual game, but that doesn’t matter right now, because the Hawks have now lost seven of their last eight. Whatever their problems might be, we can realistically put most of the blame on Hardaway Jr.’s shoulders because he is a convenient scapegoat for wider problems that the team…

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Darren Collison 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

The Kings have, perhaps unwisely, assembled a team full of players who have known character issues. It seems like they do this every season, but this season in particular probably has the most potential for locker-room brawls or other fun happenings. Let’s break it down: -Darren Collison: Beat up his wife. Domestic abuse is a…

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Anthony Davis All 148 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

If you’ve been paying attention to my video descriptions, I’ve been saying for the past two years that the New Orleans Pelicans were darkhorse candidates for making the Western Conference Finals. Unlike most things I write in my video descriptions, which are jokes, this was not a joke. I truly thought that the Pelicans’ roster…

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