Jusuf Nurkic 18 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2018)

The season ends for Jusuf Nurkic and the Portland Trailblazers. A lot of stuff happened for them, but how much of it will be remembered even a year from now? Here’s my personal list, which is obviously skewed in favor of worse players and against “stars” (shade at Damian Lillard continues to be thrown). -Pat…

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Dario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2018)

Dario Saric has been the leading shot-attempter for the 76ers in the last two games, and only missed out on the first one because Marco Belinelli got in a really chucky mood. I know he’s good, but is he so good that he has to be the number-one guy on offense? What’s going on here?…

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Luke Kennard Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Luke Kennard may have had a slightly disappointing rookie season, but there are lots of reasons to be high on him going forward. -J.J. Redick resemblance is strong -And I’m pretty sure he was better than J.J. Redick was in his rookie season -Can hit threes at a better than 40 percent clip -Looks like…

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Marquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Everybody is always talking about how Marquese “Sea-Cheese” Marquese has attitude problems. He gets frustrated easily, wears his emotions on his sleeve, and the fact that he’s constantly getting into foul trouble doesn’t help either. But can you even blame him for having a bad attitude? He plays for the Suns. Here’s a list of…

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Jusuf Nurkic 20 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2018)

Efficiency isn’t everything in the NBA, but it is something, and Jusuf Nurkic is one of the least efficient centers in the league. He’s still a good player, but think about how much better he would be if he shot a league-average percentage for a bigman! To help him out, I’ve devised a five-step path…

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De’Aaron Fox 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

The Kings’ miserable season has taken its toll on poor De’Aaron Fox. Look at those bags under his eyes! That guy has seen some stuff, including but not limited to: -Vince Carter teabagging Malachi Rechardson in the back of the team’s chartered flights while yelling “Frederic Weis! Frederic Weis!” -Skal Labissiere taking a framed picture…

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Juan Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

Are Juan and Willy Hernangomez already the best Spanish brother duo in the NBA? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Juan and Willy are young. Marc and Pau are old. -Combined, the Hernangomezes are averaging twelve points per game. Combined, the Gasol brothers are only averaging seven assists per game. Twelve is more then…

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Marquese Chriss 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

T.J. Warren + Marquese Chriss = bros 4 lyf? It’s more likely than you think! -T.J. loves throwing lobs to Marquese more than anything, even life itself, even toaster strudels -Marquese could easily block T.J.’s shot on most possessions, but refrains from doing so -You can just tell they’re bros -Both are part of the…

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Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)

From DNP-CD’s to 35 minutes in a game: Anthony Tolliver sure has come a long way since the beginning of the season. The Kings are actually have a not-terrible record of seven wins and eight losses since Tolliver has started getting them major minutes (and the known team detriments Afflalo and Lawson have had their…

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Dwight Powell 14 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)

Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell: the next Tyson Chandler for the Mavs? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Both tall and lanky -Both look like they skipped leg day -Both can catch lobs as long as they have a point guard willing to throw lobs to them -Both have the letter “O” somewhere in their…

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