Boban Marjanovic All 79 Field Goals Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Bucketilation)

King Marjanovic idly gazed out onto the grand stone hall in front of him, relaxed and content in his own power. A soothing breeze flowed through open doors into the stuffy throne room, carrying on it the scent of apples and plums from the royal orchards situated nearby. Feeling the sudden urge for a snack,…

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DeAndre Jordan All 211 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

DeAndre Jordan was beside himself. He was supposed to have a free agency meeting with Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks, but now that he was in Dallas, he realized he had no idea how to get to the Mavs’ front office. Any time the Clippers had played in Dallas, the team bus took him…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Which team is most likely to be total garbage next season? It’s too early to tell, and I bet all 30 of them think they can, with the right moves, make the playoffs a year from now, but we need to figure it out. Because that is the team that Boban Marjanovic needs to get…

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Sindarius Thornwell 20 Points/7 Assists Full HIghlights (4/9/2018)

Sindarius Thornwell: competent backup shooting guard yeah or nah? He definitely passes the “look at his shooting percentage” test by having shooting percentages (43% from the field, 34% from three) that are perfectly acceptable for a rookie. He also passes the “does he have positive winshares” test by having positive winshares. In fact, he passes…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Sometimes I get these intrusive thoughts. They’re about all manner of things, really. Violent things. Morbid things. Perverted things. These thoughts just pop into my mind without warning and I can’t stop them. Maybe making all these highlight videos has made me go insane and this is the first manifestation of my insanity; unwelcome thoughts…

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Tyrone Wallace 18 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

Poor Ralph Lawler. He sounded like he wanted to curl up into a ball and cry as the Clippers got eliminated from playoff contention. He had to deal with a lot of bad Clippers basketball, and then they got really good all of a sudden, and he was so happy, his “bingo!”s full of life…

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Tobias Harris 31 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

The following is a list of players/coaches that Tobias Harris completely dominated/embarrassed last night: -Lafartus Fartridge -Manu GinOLDbili -Gregg Poopobitch -Kawhine Leonard (he knew that Tobes would own him so he didn’t even show up to the game) -Kyloser Anderslow -Fatty Mills -Pau Gasold With this win, the Clippers probably keep their playoff chances alive,…

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Tobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

Tobias Harris continues to prove to the world that he can be inserted into absolutely any situation and succeed. It doesn’t matter how good his point guard is, or how good his center is, or what other players the team has at the small forward or power forward positions. You can start him or have…

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Sean Kilpatrick 15 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

It’s so easy to forget that Sean “$ean$wag” Kilpatrick averaged 13 points per game last season. It might have been the least impactful 13 ppg ever in the history of all things, but he did it, and that takes skill. That skill, presumably, is still there to some degree, so why is he scrounging around…

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Tobias Harris 29 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2018)

People aren’t ragging hard enough on James Harden these days for his bad defense. Just because he’s not as blatant about not trying doesn’t mean he should get a pass. Watch this video. Actually I just counted it up and Tobias Harris only toasted him three times, a bunch of the others were Ariza and…

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