Tyrone Wallace 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

I was a bit hesitant to make this video for three reasons: Reason numero uno: In just thirty appearances last season, Tyrone Wallace had multiple games better than this one. Not significantly better (he only had one twenty-point game) but better nonetheless. Reason numero two: With Lou Williams out for a couple weeks, it’s very…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

I bet Greg Monroe is feeling a bit sore right now, both literally and figuratively. He almost never gets into games (he’s honestly being misused just as much as Boban is), so he was probably eager to come off the bench for seven minutes against the Clippers. But wait! Doc Rivers decided to play Boban…

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Boban Marjanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

I’d like to introduce a new term I came up with just now: “Hack-a-Marjanovic”. It’s like Hack-a-Shaq, except instead of purposefully fouling a player because you know that he sucks at free throws, it’s where you keep fouling a player, but not intentionally, because the player is simply too much of a beast to not…

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Montrezl Harrell 23 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)

I see Montrezl Harrell doing this on a regular basis, but even though my eyes see clearly, my brain still doesn’t really know what’s going on. How is he scoring so many points? Does he ever miss when he’s around the basket? Someone smarter than me needs to tell me how this keeps happening, because…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander started this game hot. He had eleven points in the first quarter and he was poised to crush his previous career high of nineteen points. I even wrote in my diary “SGA is going to score twenty. I feel it.” Those are the literal words from my literal diary. And then SGA only…

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Montrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

Now that everybody realizes that Montrezl “Vzncouver” Harrell is good (really really good), I would like to remind them that I’ve known that Harrell has been good (really really good) for the past two seasons. I’ve been making his highlights for a long time. I discovered him first. When he was off everybody’s radars, he…

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Montrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Montrezl “Czlgzry” Harrell actually had an inefficient shooting game by his standards (only shooting 7-of-14, or 50%, from the field), but the ineffective Grizzly opposition couldn’t stop fouling him, so he ended up with a decent amount of points regardless. He’s still leading the league in win-shares/48 (my favorite stat ever, even more favorite than…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)

Even after this perplexing (how did the Wizards come back from 24 down when they all murdered each other in the locker room at halftime?) loss, the Clippers still own a sweet 6-2 record with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander starting. That makes him one of the few starting rookies who is actually contributing to a winning team….

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Montrezl Harrell 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)

Here’s a question for you to ponder: how many chicken wings could Montrezl “Hzlifzx” Harrell eat before he was unable to eat any more? These are just normal chicken wings. Obviously the number would be lower if they were spicily sauced, but these are plain. Factors to consider when considering the number of wings able…

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Montrezl Harrell 25 Points/15 Free Throws Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: This video is ridiculously jam-packed with free throws. If you were to click to a random spot in this video, there is an overwhelmingly good chance that you will land on either 1) Montrezl “Mississzugz” Harrell shooting a free throw or 2) Montrezl “Mississzugz” Harrell getting fouled. Since free throws are the…

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