Montrezl Harrell 25 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2019)

Montrezl “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell lived up to the “Monster” part of his nickname by scoring fifteen of his twenty-five points in the fourth quarter, helping propel a surprise come-from-behind victory that left every fan in Oracle Arena wishing they had bandwagoned onto an actually good team like the Bucks rather than the pansy collection of…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Credit where credit is due to the Clippers in this one: it seemed like everything was going wrong for them literally the entire game, but they managed to keep things reasonable for most of it. Like, I’d look at the score thinking they were going to be down 25 but they were only down 10….

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Montrezl Harrell 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

DeMarcus Cousins (who is supposed to be a good player) in this game: 9 points, 4 of 12 shooting, 6 turnovers, 6 fouls. Montrezl Harrell (who actually is a good player) in this game: 26 points, 11 of 15 shooting, 5 rebounds, 2 of everything else. There were a lot of people who were very…

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Montrezl Harrell 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

If I knew Rudy Gobert was going to sit out this game, and you asked me how many points Montrezl Harrell was going to score, I would’ve not hesitated for even a second before yelling “FIFTY!” at the top of my lungs. Then I would’ve added “MAKE THAT SIXTY!”. A center rotation consisting of Tony…

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Ivica Zubac 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

This might sound kinda like I’m wearing a tinfoil hat here, but it seems to me that a big reason that Magic Johnson stepped down as GM of the Lakers is Ivica “The Big Croatato” Zubac, or, more specifically, his trade that sent Zubac away for Mike Muscala. Think about it. That trade was a…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 20 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

The Clippers may have gotten thoroughly demoralized at home by the Rockets, with James Harden taking a bit of a back seat so Chris Paul could deliver sweet vengeance upon his old franchise, but it’s not all doom and gloom for them. How could I say such a thing, you wonder? Take a minute and…

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Montrezl Harrell 23 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Montrezl Harrell is a beast. You knew this, he knew this, everyone already knew this. I don’t know what he’d have to do to have his beast card revoked, but it would have to be something supremely wimpy like pulling a heliflopter (Chris Paul tried to have the footage deleted but I have spare copies…

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JaMychal Green 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

If JaMychal Green was hoping for some relevancy after departing Memphis (not really a relevant city unless you love barbeque or getting murdered) for Los Angeles (a relevant city any way you slice it), he was being optimistic. He might call LA home now, but the world as a whole still has no care left…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Add “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Midrange-ilation” to the quickly expanding list of -ilations that are going to be slamming your subscription (you did subscribe, didn’t you?????) box during the playoffs/offseason. According to my highlight videos of him, he never misses from that part of the court. Seriously, go back and watch all the vids of him I’ve…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I’m going to take advantage of my small amount of internet notoriety, and my ability to publish written work that does get read by at least ten people, to call out the people who are in charge of the Clippers’ broadcast: recalibrate the colors on your damn cameras! The Bucks’ court looked way too green…

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