Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/26/2019)

It was fun, but in the end, the Clippers’ motley assortment of role-players couldn’t overcome the Warriors’ league-ruining assemblage of talent. Their players are good, some really nice pieces there, but when your go-to scorer is a 6th-man midget chucker AND that midget chucker goes 3-21 in an elimination, that’s a recipe for getting bounced…

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Patrick Beverley 17 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)

This video likely doesn’t do justice to the performance that Patrick Beverley had against the Warriors. It shows the points, which were a big part of it, for sure. I would never not show the points (except for that one time involving Jose Calderon, but let’s not talk about that). That’s the most important part…

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Montrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)

I can’t get over how much of a beast Montrezl Harrell is. It helps that Warriors have zero players who can contain him, but it’s not like he hasn’t been a beast for the entire god-damn season. He’s been so good that I will have to honestly think about removing him from my channel for…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (henceforth referred to as “SGA” because there is no way in heck that I’m going to continue to type his full name out like some kind of guy who has infinite time to type out pointless garbage) got a career high in points this game with 25. That’s prett sweet, and the sweetness…

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Ivica Zubac 18 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2019)

Ivica “The Croatato” Zubac started this game, played the first four minutes (picking up a point, a foul, and a rebound), and then got subbed out for JaMychal Green. He didn’t come back into the game until there was one minute left in the third quarter. That seemed weird to me so I rewatched the…

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Montrezl Harrell 25 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2019)

Montrezl “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell lived up to the “Monster” part of his nickname by scoring fifteen of his twenty-five points in the fourth quarter, helping propel a surprise come-from-behind victory that left every fan in Oracle Arena wishing they had bandwagoned onto an actually good team like the Bucks rather than the pansy collection of…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Credit where credit is due to the Clippers in this one: it seemed like everything was going wrong for them literally the entire game, but they managed to keep things reasonable for most of it. Like, I’d look at the score thinking they were going to be down 25 but they were only down 10….

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Montrezl Harrell 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

DeMarcus Cousins (who is supposed to be a good player) in this game: 9 points, 4 of 12 shooting, 6 turnovers, 6 fouls. Montrezl Harrell (who actually is a good player) in this game: 26 points, 11 of 15 shooting, 5 rebounds, 2 of everything else. There were a lot of people who were very…

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Montrezl Harrell 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

If I knew Rudy Gobert was going to sit out this game, and you asked me how many points Montrezl Harrell was going to score, I would’ve not hesitated for even a second before yelling “FIFTY!” at the top of my lungs. Then I would’ve added “MAKE THAT SIXTY!”. A center rotation consisting of Tony…

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Ivica Zubac 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

This might sound kinda like I’m wearing a tinfoil hat here, but it seems to me that a big reason that Magic Johnson stepped down as GM of the Lakers is Ivica “The Big Croatato” Zubac, or, more specifically, his trade that sent Zubac away for Mike Muscala. Think about it. That trade was a…

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