Landry Shamet All 167 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

Shooting shot after shot in the Clippers’ practice gym, Landry Shamet couldn’t help but notice that one of his teammates, Montrezl Harrell, was staring at him. As far as Landry could tell, he wasn’t doing anything particularly noteworthy; certainly nothing that was worth being stared at. His clothes were normal, his hair looked the same…

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Montrezl Harrell All 201 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Montrezl Harrell sat at the dinner party hosted by Clippers owner Steve Ballmer and tried to focus on making a good impression for new teammates Paul George and Kawhi Leonard. That meant taking dainty bites of the lasagna and chewing them to completion before taking another, rather than scarfing down the entire plate in a…

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Boban Marjanovic All 160 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)

Boban Marjanovic stood at his gate in Philadelphia International Airport, keeping an eye on the long airport down which hundreds of travelers were coming and going. Vaguely, he could feel the stares of his fellow Dallas-bound passengers on him. He wished he could sit down to reduce his apparent height, but none of the seats…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/26/2019)

It was fun, but in the end, the Clippers’ motley assortment of role-players couldn’t overcome the Warriors’ league-ruining assemblage of talent. Their players are good, some really nice pieces there, but when your go-to scorer is a 6th-man midget chucker AND that midget chucker goes 3-21 in an elimination, that’s a recipe for getting bounced…

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Patrick Beverley 17 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)

This video likely doesn’t do justice to the performance that Patrick Beverley had against the Warriors. It shows the points, which were a big part of it, for sure. I would never not show the points (except for that one time involving Jose Calderon, but let’s not talk about that). That’s the most important part…

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Montrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)

I can’t get over how much of a beast Montrezl Harrell is. It helps that Warriors have zero players who can contain him, but it’s not like he hasn’t been a beast for the entire god-damn season. He’s been so good that I will have to honestly think about removing him from my channel for…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (henceforth referred to as “SGA” because there is no way in heck that I’m going to continue to type his full name out like some kind of guy who has infinite time to type out pointless garbage) got a career high in points this game with 25. That’s prett sweet, and the sweetness…

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Ivica Zubac 18 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2019)

Ivica “The Croatato” Zubac started this game, played the first four minutes (picking up a point, a foul, and a rebound), and then got subbed out for JaMychal Green. He didn’t come back into the game until there was one minute left in the third quarter. That seemed weird to me so I rewatched the…

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Montrezl Harrell 25 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2019)

Montrezl “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell lived up to the “Monster” part of his nickname by scoring fifteen of his twenty-five points in the fourth quarter, helping propel a surprise come-from-behind victory that left every fan in Oracle Arena wishing they had bandwagoned onto an actually good team like the Bucks rather than the pansy collection of…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Credit where credit is due to the Clippers in this one: it seemed like everything was going wrong for them literally the entire game, but they managed to keep things reasonable for most of it. Like, I’d look at the score thinking they were going to be down 25 but they were only down 10….

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