Jawun Evans 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

The Clippers are currently trotting out lineups more reminiscent of 76ers April rotations than anything. They definitely don’t resemble anything a real NBA team with aspirations of winning games would be trying. Injuries suck, is the lesson here. I’m counting 3 legit players that were available tonight: Lou Williams, DeAndre Jordan, Montrezl Harrell and Wesley…

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Montrezl Harrell 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell is like the ultimate hustle player. Think back to the late great Jon Brockman. You think Brockman had lots of hustle? Harrell is like Brockman 2.0. No, Brockman 3.0. Not only is he Jon Brockman 3.0, but he’s also like a hybrid test tube baby of DeAndre Jordan and Blake Griffin. Given…

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Danilo Gallinari 25 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Danilo Gallinari did not have a fun start to the season. He played in the Clippers’ first nine games, but his scoring efficiency dropped hard off a cliff, and he shot around 30% from the field before mercifully getting injured. Unfortunately for the Clippers, the team was sort of counting on having his scoring or…

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Austin Rivers 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/3/2017)

The Clippers, in the span of a short few months, have gone from a perennial solid playoff team to what we have today: a whole bunch of scrubs and DeAndre Jordan. Him, Austin Rivers, and Lou Williams are the only decent players that played tonight. Hopefully Gallinari comes back soon, because a team that has…

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Austin Rivers 25 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2017)

“Dear Diary, I did a bad thing. A very bad thing. Everyone thinks it was an accident. But I know it wasn’t. When dumby butt-face Chris got traded, I knew Blake and me were going to become best friends. He was always so nice to me even when Chris was making me cry. But then…

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Wes Johnson 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2017)

In case you were wondering, no, I did not forget to put “Career High” in the title of this video. Apparently Wes Johnson scored 29 points his rookie year, somehow, even though he was even then a huge bust, and I even made highlights of him scoring 27 with the Lakers. That vid got only…

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Wes Johnson 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

Wes Johnson’s final line last night: 15 points on 6-of-10 shooting, 7 rebounds, 4 assists, 3 steals, and 4 blocks. The dude was four total stats away from having a damn five-by-five. Wes Johnson. Nearly a 5×5. Can you believe that? This is the guy who looked totally washed last season at the grand old…

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Sindarius Thornwell 13 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

Sindarius Thornwell seems to be suffering from Fryeitis, the disorder where one’s dominant foot edges forward over the three-point line all the time, resulting in a significant reduction in point output. Named after Channing Frye, the symptoms of the disorder are only cured by purposely standing at least a foot behind the line. The disorder…

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Willie Reed 15 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2017)

There is a certain amount of shame I have to endure when uploading a video that is less than a minute long. Presenting a video of such length is like an implicit admission that the video in question is of little entertainment value. And, in the case of this Willie “Not Willis” Reed video, there…

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Austin Rivers 24 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

Details are leaking out about how wonky the Clippers’ locker room was with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin trying to be co-alpha dogs. I wouldn’t be surprised if details of the violent nature eventually came to light. Griffin getting heated, maybe shoving Paul a little bit, and Paul flopping down a flight of stairs or…

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