DeAndre Jordan All 253 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

DeAndre Jordan was bored nearly to tears. On this perfectly straight stretch of Arizona highway which lay between Los Angeles and Houston, there was nothing to do but listen to podcasts. But his phone was almost out of battery and his car charger had been inadvertently left behind in Los Angeles, so now there weren’t…

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J.J. Redick 26 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2017)

The Jazz successfully limited J.J. Redick’s success from the threezone, where he was 3-of-7. Unfortunately, while doing that, they just fouled him way too much. Redick has never been the guy who draws a lot of fouls, but he shot ten free throws last night. This large amount of free throws has several implications: -It…

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Luc Richard Mbah a Moute 15 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2017)

Everybody (including me) gets on the Clippers’ case for consistently failing to acquire any kind of decent small forward to compliment their Paul/Redick/Griffin/Jordan core (a core which might not be around next season). And it’s true that the acquisitions of Wesley Johnson (LOL [lots of laughs]), Paul Pierce, and Alan Anderson haven’t really paid off…

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J.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2017)

File this one under “J.J. Redick Classics”. Not because it was a particularly good game from J.J., but because it followed the formula that we’re so used to seeing from him: good first half (in this case, eighteen points), then disappears in the second half. Why? Why? Why? If J.J. could consistently recreate his outstanding…

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J.J. Redick 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/29/2017)

In a league where dudes are making large amounts of threes on a regular basis, and considering that J.J. Redick is still an elite three-point shooter, seven three-pointers being his season high doesn’t even seem that impressive. Why hasn’t he made ten in a game yet? Why don’t the Clippers spam those screen plays to…

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J.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)

J.J. Redick is still a great shooter from three (42.0% this year LMAO SMOKE IT), but after last-years mind-blowing 47.5% from three on over five attempts per game, the hype surrounding the league’s favorite white role player has diminished somewhat. If the Clippers were viewed as a legitimate contender, we would be seeing fawning articles…

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Jeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)

Here’s a hot take for you: the reason that the Hornets have won five out of their last twenty-five games is because they haven’t been giving Jeremy Lamb enough minutes! Now, was that or was that not the most sizzling, scorching, red-hot take ever? But if you look at the situation closer, you might realize…

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Austin Rivers 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

“Dear Diary, Life is so unfair! When that stupid butt-face Chris hurt his hand while playing with his blocks or doing some other baby thing, daddy made sure that he gave me a lot of minutes. He didn’t believe me when I told him over and over how I should be the starting point guard…

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Austin Rivers 20 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)

“Dear Diary, Today after we lost to the poopy 76ers, daddy was really mad. He told us that even though we don’t have Chris we need to play better. When he said that I almost started to cry because daddy always talks about Chris but when I play good he never tells me how good…

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Austin Rivers 27 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

Austin Rivers: kind of a good player now? He’s been playing like this for a while now, long enough that it might not be a fluke. I’ve done my fair share of hating on him (as has just as about everyone else), but he’s proving his haters wrong by, you know, not being totally garbage…

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