Landry Shamet 17 Points Clippers Debut Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

The Clippers were supposed to be tanking. All the moves they made at the trade deadline indicated that they were done competing for a playoff spot this season. I could see their reasoning; their Harris/Gallinari/Williams core, while decent, was not quite a playoff team in the West. They moved on from some players, got back…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2019)

Why are you watching this video? Why are you reading these words? There’s a Super Bowl to watch, and if you’re not really interested in football, there’s at least snacks to be consumed. You can’t tell, but I’m typing this description with fingers absolutely ENCASED in buffalo sauce with little bits of blue cheese dipping…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

After a string of low-scoring games before this one, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has officially dropped below 10 PPG on the season. Ten points per game is an arbitrary measure, sure, but it’s sort of a quick and handy reference to distinguish between “guys who will definitely be good in the league” and “guys who could be…

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Montrezl Harrell 25 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

In terms of the raw amount of Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell highlightage packed into a single video, this video might be the best video of the season. It features eleven made field goals (on thirteen attempts!), which is a season-high in FGM for The Harrasser. I don’t know if seven dunks is a season-high as well,…

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Patrick Beverley 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2019)

Patrick Beverley is just about the worst player for me to feature on my channel. Not because he’s a boring player, but just because most of his impact comes on defense, not offense. Or so it is said, anyway. Since DTB does not care about defense and will, on principle, refuse to show defensive highlights…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 24 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2019)

I’m not hearing enough Shawn Livingston comparisons for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. They’re probably being made, but I’m not hearing them, and I shouldn’t have to go spelunking in the most depraved depths of Clippers fandom to do so. These comparisons should be being shouted from the loftiest mountaintops through a megaphone pointed at my apartment. Here’s…

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Montrezl Harrell 26 Points Full HIghlights (1/14/2019)

Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell has been beasting it up so hard this season that I didn’t realize that this was his second-highest scoring game this season until I went and looked it up. It seems like he scores 25+ every third game due to the ease with which he scorse and the inability of…

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Montrezl Harrell 21 Points/6 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

Is there a player in the NBA that plays with more FURY than Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell? The fact that I’m framing the question that way means that no, there isn’t. The Clippers commentators called it passion. I’m not sure it’s passion, but more like he’s just pissed off all the time and plays like it….

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Montrezl Harrell 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

I’ve seen a lot of bigman prospects go through the NBA, and I think I can now say what the most important attribute for a bigman to have is, if they want to be successful in the NBA. Actually, there’s two: 1. Have the longest arms possible 2. Be able to catch a basketball The…

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Marcin Gortat 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/4/2019)

I’ve been ragging on Marcin Gortat the whole season long, concocting plans to lure him back to Poland so that the minutes he takes up with his uselessness can instead be given to players who deserve them way more, Montrezl Harrell and Boban Marjanovic. And, up until this game happened, I would say that I…

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