Eric Bledsoe 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2013)

Eric Bledsoe is widely considered one of the best backup point guards in the league. This is small consolation for Clipper’s fans, who have watched their beloved team drop 7 of the last 10, including the most recent loss to the woeful Wizards. Dust off that Kobe jersey, you can just go back to being…

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Jamal Crawford 30 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2013)

Jamal Crawford holds the dubious distinction of being the biggest chucker in the NBA. There’s a lot of chuckers out there, but Jamal outchucks them all. He also has sick handles. Those are helpful when your one goal on the court is to shoot. For many years now teams have been forced to keep him…

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Jamal Crawford 22 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2012)

Did you know that this last off-season was the first off-season during which Jamal Crawford deliberately practiced his shot? That’s right. Take a moment to clean up the liquefied gray matter off your monitor, then consider how good Crawford could have been if he had actually worked on his game at all prior to last…

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Eric Bledsoe 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2012)

NBA players are a lot like pizza toppings. Kobe Bryant is pepperoni, obviously. GOAT player = Goat topping. Durant is mushrooms, both sometimes playing second fiddle to inferior companions. Eric Bledsoe is corn. The reasons for this are self-explanatory. If you are having trouble figuring this out, here’s a hint: it doesn’t have to do…

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Caron Butler 33 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2012)

Time for impersonations. Guess who this is: BINGO! BIIIIIINGOOOOOOOO! OH MEEE OH MY! It’s the Clippers’ insufferable and moronic colorman Ralph Lawler! Caron Butler had a devastating performance and set a record for three-pointers made by a Clipper, but it was all ruined by Lawler’s childish catchphrases and grating diction. I’m all for having fun…

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