Matt Barnes 26 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2015)

The Clippers commentators, when they weren’t yelling “BINGO” at maximum volume into their mics, repeatedly mentioned how this game was a homecoming for Matt Barnes, who went to high school in Sacramento. They kept saying it like it was a good thing. If you’re a professional basketball player, going back to your hometown is like…

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DeAndre Jordan 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2015)

“Dear John Skipper, I know that you guys over at ESPN appreciate me and the team that I play for. How could you not, when our endless showcase of alley-oops and power-jams brings untold thousands of viewers to your various content offerings? Let’s be honest here: if me and Blake Griffin didn’t exist, ESPN would…

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J.J. Redick 23 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

JJ Redick @JJRedick · Dec 27 sorry @KyleKorver but i’m way more attractive than u #women #cant #resist Kyle Korver @KyleKorver · Dec 27 @JJRedick That was out of the blue JJ Redick @JJRedick · Dec 27 @KyleKorver just letting u know since you seem to think that u hot stuff Kyle Korver @KyleKorver ·…

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J.J. Redick 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2014)

I hate it when broadcast crews show ill-timed replays. A good rule of thumb is, if the ball is in play or will be put into play in the next five seconds, you should not start showing a replay. The Clippers video guys need a little lesson on this rule. We missed out on a…

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Jordan Farmar 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2014)

“There he goes. He always said he was going to do it one day,” Blake Griffin said, looking up at the distant speck in the sky. “I’m going to miss him,” Glen Davis replied, also looking at the same far-away figure. “He was just a chill dude through and through.” Chris Douglas-Roberts walked out of…

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DeAndre Jordan 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/15/2014)

DeAndre Jordan is not known for his offensive repertoire. In fact, he is known for the opposite; it is common knowledge that he can not do anything other than catch lobs. He makes it work, and he thinks he’s going to get max money because of it, so either his agent is feeding him bull…

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Matt Barnes 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

Matt Barnes is 34 years old. This fact wouldn’t be notable except that Barnes got up for a semi-poster on the Greek Freak and then later converted another dunk on a 1-on-0 fast break. At his age, that’s pretty good! He also hit some threes, but anybody can do that. I can do that. Think…

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J.J. Redick 20 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)

J.J. Redick: the most jock-looking guy in the NBA, yeah or nah? I could see the “nah” side of things since his face also sort of looks like an N*SYNC audition reject. But he’s buff and tall, traits which none of the members of N*SYNC shared. I mean, you could drop this guy in any…

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DeAndre Jordan 12 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/20/2014)

Consider this to be a sneak preview of my “DeAndre Jordan All 279 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-15 Season Dunkilation)” video, which will hopefully be coming towards your network interface card somewhere around June. There is nothing here but dunks. There are no free-throws (DeAndre missed the two that he tried). There are no layups (DeAndre…

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