Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

I was told by reputable sources that Boban Marjanovic would appear in every game for the Clippers. You know who told me that? It wasn’t the voices in my head, it wasn’t your mom, it wasn’t even the internet. It was Doc Rivers, who, if you’re not aware, is the god-damn coach of the Clippers…

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Danilo Gallinari 28 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

How is Danilo Gallinari only 30? He’s been in the league for the whole time I’ve been paying attention, normally guys like that are retiring or fading out already. Not him. He’s (almost) better than ever. I supposed I was fooled by how unathletic (attention Firefox developers: “unathletic” is absolutely a word so don’t red…

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Montrezl Harrell 23 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

Montrezl “Szskztoon” Harrell just can’t stop styling on other teams. Not only is he styling on them, but he is flexing on them. I don’t know what “flexing” is in the new internet lingo, but Harrell has a lot of muscles so I’m sure he flexes them at least some of the time. Now I’m…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

I don’t want to sensationalize anything, but when making this highlight video, I sort of got the feeling that Shai Gilgeous-Alexander just completely and totally DAD-DICKED Quinn Cook with his long, lanky midrange game. That is honestly the feeling I got. Maybe it’s sensational and maybe it isn’t, but those are just my feelings and…

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Patrick Beverley 21 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Patrick Beverley is way too intense for my liking. I don’t like hard-nosed players, I like them soft. 3 to 5 out of 10 on the intensity scale is perfect. He’s at like 15. Can someone tell him to just chill out for a bit? No one wants to play with that guy at the…

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Montrezl Harrell 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/8/2018)

Does that thumbnail look really… arty? To you? Like it looks like a piece of art you’d find in a hip restaurant or something? I’m entranced. It’s like somebody painted it and made it look almost real but not quite. Look at those colors. The predominant dark brownish-red. The use of light and shadow. The…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 19 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2018)

I’ve sort of been ignoring Shai Gilgeous-Alexander this season, and I’m sorry. He scored 11 in his debut, which might be enough points for a second-round rookie, but isn’t enough for an 11th pick like him. Two games later, he scored 12, but since that came so close after his 11, I was like “well…

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Boban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

Apparently the Clippers are done with Marcin Gortat, because he started the game but didn’t the start the second half. Teams almost never change their starting lineups in between halves like that. Don’t come at me with the “b-b-but Gortat h-had four fouls!”. I don’t want to hear your excuses. Tell me, was Gortat able…

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Danilo Gallinari 27 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

I don’t know why I think Danilo Gallinari is way older than he is. I guess because he’s been in the league for a decade now, but he’s only 30 years old. Every year I think it’s going to be the last year where he’s good, and that he’ll come into the season totally unable…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2018)

I was looking at the available players for the Wizards during this game, and I was wondering who was going to be able to handle Boban Marjanovic once he got in the game. Ian Mahinmi is barely an NBA player at this point, so not him. Not Thomas Bryant either, because he’s barely played in…

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