C.J. Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)

When I look at C.J. Williams I get this instinctual feeling that he’s in his mid-thirties. I think it’s just my brain has the knowledge that he’s an “old” rookie and tries to tell me that “old rookie” means “old player”. I spent this entire video thinking “Man, this guy scores good and moves pretty…

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Milos Teodosic 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

I want to apologize to the people of Serbia. There have been previous occasions where I should have made a highlight video for Milos Teodosic, yet I did not. I have failed you, Serbs. In my penance, I will provide the full, shameful list of ignored highlight videos: December 16, 2017: 13 points, 5 assists…

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Jamil Wilson 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

Usually, when a player scores fourteen or some other large amount in the first quarter of a game, I get unreasonably hyped and start expecting huge point totals, like fifty or more. However, that didn’t happen for me when Jamil Wilson scored fourteen points in the first quarter of this game. Don’t mourn for my…

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Montrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

I figured that 22 points would be Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell’s career high, but I just looked it up and it turns out that, last season, he scored 28 and 29 points on separate occasions in the span of a week. I had no recollection of those games from Harrell when I set out to make…

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Austin Rivers Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

“Dear Diary, Today after the game, Daddy came up to me and held me by the shoulders and told me that I’m playing really really good as the “fokill point” of the team. I was so happy when he said that, because I’ve been trying hard to play good and make him proud, but sometimes…

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Jawun Evans 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Question: why the heck is Jawun Evans’ name pronounced “Juwan” as in Juwan Howard? That’s not how it’s spelled. The way it’s spelled, it should be pronounced “JAH-wun”. Or “JAY-wun”. I’ve been calling him JAH-wun in my head for the past I don’t know how long, but his basketball-reference page says its pronounced like “Juwan”,…

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Austin Rivers Career High 36 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Come on. Austin Rivers scores a career high 36 points and hits 6 threes, including some clutch ones late in the game, as the undermanned Clippers beat James Har_en and his Rockets and Mike Breen can’t give us even one “BANG!”? If this was Stephen Curry, he would’ve delivered 6 bangs, one for each triple….

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Austin Rivers 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

“Dear Diary, People on the team keep talking about “trade rumors”. I didn’t know what “trade rumors” were, other than they sounded really scary, so I asked daddy what a “trade rumor” was and why DeAndre would have one. Daddy told me that “trade rumors” happen all the time and that I shouldn’t worry about…

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Jamil Wilson 13 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

I thought really hard and really long about whether I should assemble highlights of Jamil Wilson scoring 10 with 3 blocks. That happened a couple days ago, and my eventual decision not to tortured me; what if he never scored that much again, what if that was the absolute peak of the short career of…

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Montrezl Harrell 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

I just love it when a big dude uses his mass to overpower another big dude in the post. If you watch this video (rather than just reading the description and then leaving, I know you degenerates are out there), you can observe how Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell does exactly that against Jordan Mickey. It’s not…

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