Montrezl Harrell 22 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2018)

Another straight-up beast performance by Montrezl “Mzrkhzm” Harrell. Kosta Koufos just could not hold him at all. At all. Not even a little bit. This kind of violence perpetrated against the big Greek dude should be classified as a hate crime. Or a crime against bald people. Which is also a type of hate crime….

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Montrezl Harrell 20 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

Would Montrezl “Thunder Bzy” Harrell have averaged 20/10 if he got to play with Chris Paul in Los Angeles instead of DeAndre Jordan? You never know how these hypothetical situations would play out, but I say yes, because Harrell’s already averaging those numbers on a per 36 minute basis, and having CP3 around would just…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 24 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

The art of the midrange lives on in young Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. No one told him that the cool kids only shoot threes now. He does what he wants, and what he wants is to worm his way in to about 14 feet from the basket and take a jumper. His name is long, but his…

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Montrezl Harrell 21 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

I might be one of the biggest boosters of Montrezl “Reginz” Harrell, but I have to admit that this video is lackluster compared to previous Harrell videos that I have made. Other than the three-pointer, which was taken under shot-clock duress and wouldn’t have normally happened, there’s not much to get excited about in this…

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Tyrone Wallace 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

I was a bit hesitant to make this video for three reasons: Reason numero uno: In just thirty appearances last season, Tyrone Wallace had multiple games better than this one. Not significantly better (he only had one twenty-point game) but better nonetheless. Reason numero two: With Lou Williams out for a couple weeks, it’s very…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

I bet Greg Monroe is feeling a bit sore right now, both literally and figuratively. He almost never gets into games (he’s honestly being misused just as much as Boban is), so he was probably eager to come off the bench for seven minutes against the Clippers. But wait! Doc Rivers decided to play Boban…

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Boban Marjanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

I’d like to introduce a new term I came up with just now: “Hack-a-Marjanovic”. It’s like Hack-a-Shaq, except instead of purposefully fouling a player because you know that he sucks at free throws, it’s where you keep fouling a player, but not intentionally, because the player is simply too much of a beast to not…

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Montrezl Harrell 23 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)

I see Montrezl Harrell doing this on a regular basis, but even though my eyes see clearly, my brain still doesn’t really know what’s going on. How is he scoring so many points? Does he ever miss when he’s around the basket? Someone smarter than me needs to tell me how this keeps happening, because…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander started this game hot. He had eleven points in the first quarter and he was poised to crush his previous career high of nineteen points. I even wrote in my diary “SGA is going to score twenty. I feel it.” Those are the literal words from my literal diary. And then SGA only…

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Montrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

Now that everybody realizes that Montrezl “Vzncouver” Harrell is good (really really good), I would like to remind them that I’ve known that Harrell has been good (really really good) for the past two seasons. I’ve been making his highlights for a long time. I discovered him first. When he was off everybody’s radars, he…

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