Kyle Kuzma 30 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

Kyle “Clarence Withers” Kuzma is the steal of this year’s draft. No doubt about it now. With this performance he is leading all 2017 draftees in points per game at nearly 16. I admit, I didn’t believe the insane rabid-Lakers-fanbase-fueled hype after his great Summer League. Tons of dudes do good in Summer League. Jerryd…

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Kyle Kuzma 24 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Showing replays of fouls that aren’t made shots is generally a waste of time for everybody involved. It’s a waste of time for you, it’s a waste of time for me, and it’s a waste of time for my kitty Japurri Purrker when he’s waiting for me to finish making highlight videos so I can…

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Brandon Ingram Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Brandon Ingram is so skinny that he could pass for one of those Thinspiration models, and it looks like he’s allergic to the very concept of weight rooms, but he actually had some powerful finishes through contact in this game, so it really doesn’t matter how many protein shakes he doesn’t drink, does it? I…

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Jordan Clarkson 25 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

Going by per 36 stats, which are the best stats ever and I’m super thankful to whoever invented the concept, Jordan “Half Filipino And Don’t You Forget It” Clarkson is a top ten scorer in the league. And, unlike past seasons where he would put up nice-looking scoring numbers on middling efficiency, Clarkson has been…

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Kyle Kuzma 21 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

Kyle “The Jakuzzi” Kuzma got outplayed by Lonzo Ball for one of the few times this season, but I would say that Kuzma is still in the lead in the “better Lakers rookie” race. Sure, he didn’t have a triple-double, and his hairline is merely average compared to the unbelievable straightness of Lonzo’s hairline, but…

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Lonzo Ball Triple Double 19 Pts/13 Asts/11 Rebs Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

Lonzo Ball got a triple-double tonight, the youngest person in NBA history ever to do so. Great. But there are more pressing matters that I need to discuss with you. Urgently. These matters are of the utmost importance, and cannot be ignored. First urgent topic: Lonzo Ball has the most perfect hairline I’ve ever seen….

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Brandon Ingram 18 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2017)

Brandon Ingram is playing quite well to start his second year in the league, building on the success he found in the second half of last season (success that was so successful that he successfully dragged his field goal percentage above 40%). If he continues on this trajectory of improvement (which assumes that his current…

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Brandon Ingram 20 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

This was a very Giannis-esque performance by Brandon Ingram; just charge in there with your ridiculously long strides and score layups until the figure out how to stop you. It’s a great strategy (except that layups are boring and jumpers are awesome), I’ve seen it work for the Bucks for years, and it worked for…

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Kyle Kuzma 21 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

It just occurred to me that I don’t know how tall Kyle Kuzma is or what position he’s supposed to be playing out there. He grabbed thirteen rebounds (in addition to his 21 points [which was fifteen more than LOLnzo Ball LOL]) so it sort of seems like he might be a power forward, but…

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Brook Lopez 34 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

This description is just too easy. Too easy. It practically writes itself. In case you don’t understand what I’m getting at, I’ll say it outright: this was the most brutal and unforgiving REVENGE GAME in at least the past few years. Brook Lopez was pitted against his former team who traded him last off-season, and…

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