Lance Stephenson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

I might have a low opinion of points scored in “garbage time” (they should be stricken from the record or at least put into a separate “garbage time” box-score so that they don’t sully the legitimate stats), but I don’t really care one way or the other if players want to score on the last…

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JaVale McGee 20 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

Whenever I think about JaVale McGee, I think fondly back to his days as a Nugget, when he was the preferred lob target of one Andre Miller. McGee had 175 dunks in the 2012-13 season, and, just eyeballing the list, it seems like about half of them were courtesy of old man Miller, and the…

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Josh Hart 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

I still suck at Fortnite. My brain isn’t meant for killing. It’s meant for love, and highlights, in that order. But my desire to be better at things than other people (which is all-encompassing) leads me to keep playing. Usually I just run around and chop down trees until someone sees me, then I start…

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JaVale McGee 16 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

When I heard that Tyson Chandler was getting moved from the Suns to the Lakers, I had one thought and one thought only: under no circumstances should JaVale McGee’s minutes be reduced as a consequence of this new roster addition. For the first time in a long time, McGee has been getting the minutes that…

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Kyle Kuzma 24 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2018)

The Lakers are still under .500 10 games into the season, so that means it’s time for LeBron’s favorite time of the year: trade season! As GM of the Lakers, he gets to decide which players stay and which players go. He also gets to handpick a new coach if he wants, but that’s not…

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JaVale McGee 16 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

The Lakers might not be doing nearly as well as their fans want (they’re 3-5 at the time of this writing and barely beat a bad Mavs squad), but, hey, JaVale McGee is putting up monster numbers so I’m totally cool with it. I couldn’t care less if the new-look Lakers led by Jabroni Lames…

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Brandon Ingram 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

I feel like I was misled in two fashions during the making of this video: First misleading thing: Brandon Ingram had three “blocks”, but, as my quotation marks indicate, the blockiness of these blocks is very much up for debate. The first one was sure, maybe a block, the second one was more a strip…

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JaVale McGee 21 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Steve Kerr status: EXPOSED. I feel like I might be overreacting to JaVale McGee’s run of good play to start the season, but then again, I don’t think it’s overreacting when you get hyped for a guy who’s averaging 17/6 on 62% shooting after spending the past couple seasons as an afterthought on the bench….

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Lance Stephenson 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

Here’s my hot take: when Lance Stephenson goes into “dance mode”, that’s not a good thing. Obviously, while watching this video, it seems like a good thing because the video only contains successful plays; the shot goes in, the crowd goes nuts, and Stephenson’s internal hype level raises slightly. But on a team with a…

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JaVale McGee 20 Points/4 Blocks/1 Three Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

My hope is that I get to make a highlight video for every game JaVale McGee appears in this season, hopefully 82 of them. Then, at the end of the year, I can stitch together all the vids into one McGee MEGAMIX that contains everything he did in the whole season and goes for like…

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