Josh Hart 16 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Josh “The Hulk” Hart (do the Lakers players really call him that? Ess Em Aitch) scored 26 points in a game earlier this year, which makes 16 points seem like 100% worthless sewer trash unworthy of a video. But I have reason to believe that Hart’s 26 points against the Rockets was one of the…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 27 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

I don’t feel like I’ve heard enough from the media that Kentavious Caldwell-Pope was frickin’ INCARCERATED for a whole month, not incarcerated so hard that he couldn’t play in Lakers home games, but so incarcerated that he couldn’t legally leave the state of California. I would think that would be the perfect thing to accentuate…

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Julius Randle 23 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

I can’t even tell from the stats or from these highlights whether Julius Randle had a good game or nah. ARGUMENTS FOR JULIUS HAVING HAD A GOOD GAME: -He scored 23 points. 23 points is a lot. -He was nine of fifteen from the floor and five of sex from the welfare line -He had…

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Lonzo Ball 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

I have to admit that I haven’t been keeping up with all of Lonzo Ball’s family drama. Between his dad and his brothers, all the coverage is too much like reading a tabloid, so I just ignore it all. Basically, if it’s not happening in the NBA or it’s not the Olympics I don’t care…

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Brandon Ingram 26 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

Did you know that if Brandon Ingram’s last name was actually DeIngram, and then you rearranged the letters in his name, you would get the word “midrange”? That’s pretty creepy to start with, right? Now, what if I told you that Ingram made about a million midrange jumpshots in this game alone, and that shots…

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Julius Randle 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2018)

Julius Randle and Alex Caruso sat a table along the wall of a Los Angeles nightclub. Both had multiple spent drink glasses in front of them, and both were keeping a keen eye on any woman that walked past. “You know what, dude?” Julius asked his teammate. “What?” “I don’t think any of these women…

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Brandon Ingram 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

It’s a good thing the Lakers won this game. One more loss and I felt like the whole thing was going to explode. The players, the coaches, the media dudes, the concession workers, the towel bots, the front office, Magic Johnson, it was all a gigantic powderkeg just waiting for a spark. I don’t know…

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Brandon Ingram 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

The Kevin Durant comparisons for Brandon Ingram, based on little but body type, are fading now. In their place are comparisons for a new superstar: Giannis Antetokounmpo. Ingram has been driving to the basket like a madman lately, trying to use his length to squeeze shots through the defense at the rim. Some games it…

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Julius Randle 29 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

Is this what Lakers fans want to see? Julius Randle just getting his ASS into the PAINT and manufacturing BUCKETS? Because that’s what I want to see. I want to see big asses making balls go in holes. I don’t want to see Randle taking softie Euro jumpers or otherwise being soft. You would think…

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Tyler Ennis Career High 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

The Lakers got two unexpected career-highs from two of their more marginal players, but it was not enough to overcome James Hardflop and Chris Whinybitchaul and the referees. Josh Hart’s 26 was impressive, but equally as impressive was Tyler Ennis’ 20 points, tying a career-high in that category, and 11 assists, which is somehow 1…

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