Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 35 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2019)

The world wanted a LeBron James versus Giannis Antetokounmpo matchup. Instead, they got something a lot better: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope versus Brook Lopez. Who even wants a matchup between two of the most popular superstars in the league? I didn’t, and I bet the people who paid tons of money for tickets to this game didn’t…

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Alex Caruso 16 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

Just as I resolutely refused to append the words “Career High” to the title of my most recent Alex Caruso highlight video (which featured him scoring sixteen points), so do I refuse to append such words to the title of this video (which also features him scoring sixteen points). My previous reasoning holds true: as…

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JaVale McGee 20 Points/3 Blocks/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

The Lakers’ enjoyable (for the rest of us) downward slide continues with a loss to a team that’s not exactly an Eastern Conference powerhouse in the Detroit Pistons. LeBron James AKA Jabroni Lames AKA NoDefense SuckBalls didn’t play, so we can attribute the loss to that fact and that fact alone, but that’s not going…

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Alex Caruso 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

As usual, I had a reason for not putting “Career High” in the title of this video (I don’t just forget about things as important as a role-player’s career high). Yes, it’s true: 16 points are the most points Alex Caruso has ever scored in a game. Not just in the NBA, but in college…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 24 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)

When the Lakers were down to the Bulls by twenty points early in this game, I had visions in my head of an epic LeBron meltdown in the locker room after the game. And when I say “visions”, these were more like “fantasies”. I was fantasizing about all the stuff LeBron would say/do to his…

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Johnathan Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

I could copy and paste my last description for Moritz Wagner and it would still work perfectly for Johnathan Williams, except in Williams’ case the blowhard ESPN announcers did notice what he was doing on the court and acknowledge it more than a handful of times. A TL;DR: Lakers screwed this season up, didn’t play…

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Moritz Wagner 22 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Moritz “Puttin’ on the ‘Ritz” Wagner and Johnathan Williams tonight: 40 points, 16 rebounds combined. JaVale McGee and Tyson Chandler tonight: 8 points, 5 rebounds combined. Mike Muscala tonight: 0 points, 0 rebounds. Ivica Zubac tonight: thanking god that he got the heck out of a Lakers situation where he obviously wasn’t wanted. I’m not…

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Moritz Wagner 11 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)

Moritz “Der Götterdämmerung” Wagner seems to be drawing the ire of various Lakers players. First Lance Stephenson refuses to help him up after pushing him out of the way for a rebound that ended up going out of bounds, then LeBron James snubs his high-five after a turnover? No wonder the chemistry in LA sucks…

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Alex Caruso 15 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)

Lost in the brouhaha about NoDefense “LeBron James Suckballs passing Michael Jordan on the all-time scoring leaderboards (yawn… wake me up when he passes Kareem) is the fact that Alex Caruso just tied his career-high. I can’t tell if 15 points seems low or high for his career-high. On one hand, it’s low because we…

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Brandon Ingram 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)

The buckets continue for Brandon “Brandumb Thingram” “Braindead Ingrandma” Ingram. This should be a familiar sight for Lakers fans: Ingram beasting and feasting after the All-Star break while the Lakers keep losing games. The only difference this year compared with the last two years is that there is a guy named LeBron James sulking around…

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