Danny Green 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/3/2020)

Danny Green has always been low usage, but when he’s in the starting lineup with two other superstars (LeBron James and JaVale McGee) it seems like his usage somehow gets even lower. Statlines of 8/2/1 or similar, accrued in 25 minutes, are not uncommon for Green. He has just three 20-point games on the season,…

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Avery Bradley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2020)

There was a time where I clowned Avery Bradley for his overreliance on midrange jumpers. That time was before I started this channel, I think, because I can’t find any evidence of me dissing him for shooting too many of those things in my comprehensive description archive. That’s good. I wouldn’t want my old opinions…

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Danny Green 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/19/2019)

Danny Green shot 45 percent from three last year, on a huge amount of attempts. If you’re curious about the nature of the threes he made, I did make a three-ilation of all 198 of them. You should watch that. Even if you’re not curious, you should watch it, because 198 threes in under 10…

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Alex Caruso 16 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)

Alex Caruso follows in the footsteps of great Lakers “meme” players of the past. The franchise’s history is replete with players who were only admired in a mocking or sarcastic manner; often the player is white (go figure). Caruso is only the latest. Here’s just a sample from the last ten seasons: 2009-2010: Didier Ilunga-Mbenga…

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Quinn Cook 17 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

In my opinion, and this is just my opinion (but you know my opinions are always right), but Runescape was completely ruined forever when they changed the cooking skill so that you could click “cook x” one time for everything in your inventory rather than having to click on each raw food item separately and…

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JaVale McGee 18 Points/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

JaVale McGee has had his career ruined by Anthony Davis and Dwight Howard. Since I care about the plight of the role-player about 100x more than the so-called “plight” of the superstar, this situation is very upsetting to me. It’s doubly upsetting because McGee had the sickest dunkilation out of all of them last season,…

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Quinn Cook 17 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

Somes dudes have all the luck. Quinn Cook gets to play two seasons with Stephen Curry, then immediately goes south a little bit and gets to play with LeBron James? I can think of tons of players who, through no particular fault of their own, spend their entire careers never getting to play with anyone…

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Troy Daniels 15 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2019)

OFFICIAL PROS AND CONS OF TROY DANIELS GOING TO THE LAKERS PROS: -The Lakers get a legitimate three-point threat who can fit in with any lineup as long as you don’t expect him to do anything other than hit threes -The Lakers commentators don’t have to say the “Fulton Homes Donates $100 to Suns Charities”…

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Danny Green 28 Points/7 Threes Lakers Debut Full Highlights (10/22/2019)

In his first game donning the iconic purple and gold (or purple and school-bus yellow since Nike took over jersey duties), Danny Green exceeds all expectations by dropping 28 points and splashing seven triples (well, six; one wasn’t a splash). 28 points isn’t a lot when you’re comparing to the scoring luminaries he shares the…

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LeBron James All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

The distant chime of the microwave breaks my concentration and I look up from my work. As I get up from the desk where the wizardry of my highlight-creation takes place, I congratulate myself on having the ingenuity to set up an automatic Pop-Tart warming mechanism, but remind myself that my genius does have an…

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