JaVale McGee 16 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)

The Lakers’ center rotation is so messed up right now. JaVale McGee is fine (back-to-back 16-burgers woooooo), but his asthmatic lungs limit his minutes. Ivica Zubac nearly fouled out in 5 minutes. Mo Wagner is injured, but even he wasn’t, how good could a rookie white Euro three-bomber be, really? Don’t even get me started…

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Josh Hart 20 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)

The Lakers young talent is currently getting ruined by the ball-dominance of one Jabroni Lames and one Badjon Brawndo (at least until he spat on a guy and then punched him), but Josh Hart has resisted the attempts of those players to ruin him. He’s averaging 17 a game after this, which is more, not…

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Kyle Kuzma 37 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)

Kyle Kuzma didn’t have great showings in his first two games, especially in terms of the long ball, where he shot a combined 2-of-12. I can be impulsive sometimes, so obviously I started thinking: what if Kuzma’s stellar rookie season had been a mirage? Four-year college players sometimes peak early, so you can’t blame me…

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JaVale McGee 16 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

This video features not just one but TWO jumpshots from JaVale McGee. Not only where they real-life honest-to-god jumpshots, but they were pretty much turnaround jumpshots. For a guy who has been considered nothing but a dunk factory for his entire time in the NBA, that’s not only a good omen for his development; that’s…

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Josh Hart 20 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)

I would like to put the false narrative to rest that DTB isn’t up-to-date on all the cool new things that the kids are into these days. I totally know about all those things. Snapchat? Yeah, I know what that is. Twerking? Yep, I twerk all the time. Fortnite? I’ve played it. The thing is,…

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Lonzo Ball All 90 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)

Lonzo Ball saw his phone buzzing with an incoming call, but ignored it. A player of his renown would go insane trying to answer every call that came his way. However, when the same number called his phone a second and then a third time, his interest was piqued, and when it called for the…

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Alex Caruso 15 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

A Lakers season that started with the promise of Lonzo Ball ends, fittingly, with his Summer League partner-in-crime, Alex Caruso. He hit the final shot of the season for the Lakers, a three with 10 seconds left, and that was it. No more Lakers. Everyone go home, show’s over. I made a promise early in…

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Josh Hart Career High 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Josh Hart opened his eyes to find himself in a place he didn’t recognize. He was lying on his back, and above him rose marble columns which didn’t seem to support a roof of any kind; if there was a roof up there, it was obscured by slowly undulating clouds of the purest white. He…

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Gary Payton II Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

The Lakers fans who were posting mocking comments directed at the Bucks like “thanks for Gary Payton” and “wow why would they cut him he’s so good” after Gary Payton II’s first game with the Lakers fell silent pretty quickly. That Lakers debut, 4 points/4 assists/2 blocks was good, but the success was short lived,…

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Josh Hart 20 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Josh “Hart Attack” Hart has had a string of three twenty-point games after only scoring above that mark once in the previous however many games. If he had been picked one pick later, he would be the second-best player drafted in the second round (after Dillon Brooks) with an argument for being the best player…

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