Kyle Kuzma 33 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Wow, what a brutal loss for the Lakers. Kyle Kuzma did his part by hitting a few clutch buckets, and also did his part for the Kings by fouling a three-point shooter with a minute left (I didn’t see the clip, but I bet he looked SO incredulous), but on the whole, he was not…

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Lonzo Ball 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Apparently Lonzo Ball didn’t get a triple-double? In the future, where you’re watching this video, you’re like “duh, of course he didn’t, he only got nine rebounds!”, but in the past, where I am currently (and it sucks btw), I swear I saw the boxscore say he had 10 rebounds. And the commentators sure thought…

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Ivica Zubac 18 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

I want all Lakers fans to apologize, RIGHT NOW, to Ivica Zubac for all the hateful and mean things they said about him on the Internet. Don’t try to deny it; even if you yourself didn’t make your laughable and ill-informed opinions known publicly, you definitely thought them. Every Lakers fan held in their heart…

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Ivica Zubac 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/23/2018)

The Lakers received a bunch of criticism from all corners of the Internet (even the weird parts where they don’t speak English) for choosing Ivica Zubac over Thomas Bryant when the decision had to be made this offseason. This was, of course, because Bryant scored 31 on a perfect 14/14, seemingly showing him to be…

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Ivica Zubac 16 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

Laker fans have spent the better part of this season telling everybody how Ivica Zubac had regressed from a playable young big into an unplayable, yet still ambulant, pile of festering human trash. Up until this point, I had no reason to disbelieve them: Zubac is still young and developing, so it would make sense…

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Lonzo Ball 23 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2018)

There are lots of mean people on the Internet who have mean things to say about Lonzo Ball. That he can’t shoot. That he has a weird-looking jumper. That his dad is stupid. That his brothers are stupid. That his face still looks like a pizza even after he cut his hair. That he’s a…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Don’t worry, Lakers fans: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope looks like he’s having a bad season, but he’s actually just the same old KCP that he always has been (which has never been all that great), only getting fewer minutes. So there’s no reason to be upset at him for demanding a trade. He just wants more minutes…

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Moritz Wagner 12 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Fanbases are uniformly guilty of assuming that their rookies (no matter where they were picked, or even whether they were draft at all) are going to come in to their inaugural season ready to contribute right away. Every single fanbase does this, so I’m not singling out Lakers fans here for penciling in Moritz “Dajuan…

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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

It’s been a long time since I saw that grainy footage in a nondescript gym of Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk dominating his age-group over in the Ukraine. He was dunking on everybody, he was hitting deep threes, it was just a highlight video of course, but it made him look like a beast. He was probably 16…

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