Darius Morris Career High 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/26/2013)

Darius ran frantically through the twisting halls of the Staples Center, searching in vain for his favorite teammate. “Kobe! Kobe Bryant! Where are you, man?” He paused and looked inside a trash receptacle. Not finding Kobe within, he got on his hands and knees and looked under a nearby bench. “Damn, he’s not here either!…

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Pau Gasol 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2013)

“And then he said, ‘I can’t play because my back hurts!’” There was a chorus of laughter. “Shut up everyone! Here he comes!” Pau and his teammates hurriedly quieted their laughter as Dwight sauntered up to the lunch table. “What were you guys laughin’ about?” he asked, suspicion evident in his voice. Kobe said quickly,…

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Metta World Peace 22 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)

Metta World Peace may have changed his name, but he’ll always be Ron Artest to me. It just seems incongruous to think of the guy who featured in “Malice in the Palace” as having a name like “World Peace”. I’m not alone in this. Even the Kings’ announcer calls him by his real name early…

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Steve Blake 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2013)

18 points. 7 assists. 6 rebounds. 4 steals. 2 blocks. What kind of basketball god could accumulate such amazing stats in a single game? LeBron? Yeah, he’s done it, but he’s surpassed godhood and ascended into the highest state of being so he doesn’t really count. He’s the only one so far this year, but…

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Antawn Jamison 19 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2013)

By the time his career is over, unless something tragic happens, Antawn Jamison will have 20,000 career points. That is bananas. How can a guy who isn’t even any good really score that many points? The answer: he got to be the man on a bunch of bad teams. And now on the Lakers he…

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Earl Clark 17 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2013)

Earl Clark has been something of a revelation for the Lakers. Stuck to the end of the bench at the beginning of the year, he came to life in early January and has played decently since. This is all a surprise to most people, because Earl Clark has been pretty much crap since coming into…

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Robert Sacre 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/8/2013)

With injuries to every center on the Lakers’ roster, the time has come to unleash the Beast. The Beast who was in the d-league just a few days previous. The Beast who does funny dances on the sideline because he sucks and can’t get in a game. The Beast known to us under his human…

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Darius Morris Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2012)

Darius Morris. The casual NBA fan may ask, “Who the heck is that?”. The answer: he is a sophomore point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers. Upon hearing that, a more seasoned NBA fan may ask, “Well is he better than Smush Parker?”. Which is a stupid question. Everybody is better than Smush Parker. Here’s…

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Jodie Meeks 24 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)

Jodie Meeks is, in theory, a perfect fit for the Lakers. A shooting guard off the bench who can shoot lights out? Sign me up. Too bad the Lakers have Kobe. Think about how much better they’d be without him. Start Meeks, run the offense through Dwight, pass the ball, man if I were a…

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