Luis Scola 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

I like how the Raptors announcers spent this entire game talking about Luis Scola as if they were afraid of hurting his feelings. Yeah, he’s been pretty much total ass since January, but he’s a pro. A pro and a vet. If he’s ass, he can deal with his assness like a big boy. Handling…

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Luis Scola 22 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)

I must say, I am pleasantly surprised by the amount of playing time Luis Scola is receiving this year. After his troubled tenure with the Pacers, I really thought he was just about done, years of international competition having finally taken their toll. For perspective, I only made two highlight packages of Scolaosis last year….

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Luis Scola 20 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)

I don’t get how Luis Scola can be 35 years old and still be this useful. It’s unlikely that he’s able to produce any defense out of his aging body, but the same body that can no longer defend anything resembling an NBA player is also the same body that abuses Chris Bosh with savvy…

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Luis Scola 22 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

Basketball can get boring sometimes, you know? Just a bunch of dudes trying to manipulate a sphere into a hole, is what it pretty much boils down to. When you start thinking that way about your beloved game, that’s when you need to create your own fun while watching. What I try to do is…

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Luis Scola 20 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

The big news surrounding Luis Scola is his supposed title of “Strongest Man in Raptors History”, earned when he benched 265, surpassing all other player’s measurements. That’s great! I did not imagine that a not-exactly-all-that-toned guy like Coca Scola would hold such a title. But is 265 even really that much? Doesn’t seem like a…

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Luis Scola 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

No. This is not what I wanted. When I saw Luis Scola scored 22 points, I was thinking one thing and one thing only: Post moves. At least one, right? Wrong. This is jumper city right here. Not that jumpers aren’t cool. They are. No denying that. But they are objectively less cool than post…

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Luis Scola 21 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

With the Raptors’ addition of Luis Scola, they have officially given me a reason to watch them this year. What can I say? I don’t like Lowry or DeRozan (especially not DeRozan), Valanciunas is meh, Carroll is meh, wait a minute they started James Johnson after letting him rot? Whoa. Unexpected. Anyway, yeah, maybe if…

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Luis Scola 19 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (11/3/2015)

Question: what effect did his stint with the Suns have on Luis Scola? Hypothesis: the Suns ruined Luis Scola forever when they tried to turn him into a three-point shooter. Data: Basketball-reference is really screwing me over right now, how would you like it if I errored your internal server you piece of crap. Pending….

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Luis Scola 23 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/5/2015)

Where are all the young, talented players from Argentina? It seems like all the ones recently in the NBA are either retired or getting close to it. Delfino, Ginobili, Scola, Prigioni, Herrmann (someone please sign him again please), all these guys are old. I admit I don’t follow international basketball all too closely, so maybe…

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Luis Scola 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2015)

“A two-pronged attack at Queen Charlotte Bay and the Byron Sound…that should be enough to retake the west island,” Luis Scola mumbled, standing above a table-sized map of the Falkland Islands. He pushed little figurines to an fro. “West Point would be ours in a day, the perfect base for the rest of our operation…”…

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