Luke Kennard 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2019)

Luke “The Junknard Dog” Kennard had eighteen points in the first half of this game and looked like he was on his way to an easy thirty burger. Then he only made one shot in the second half, and that was with less than two minutes to go in the game. Since The Junknard Dog…

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Luke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

It’s really super cool that Luke Kennard is adding advanced playmaking abilities to his game. Just absolutely awesome and nice. Great. But it’s kind of, just a little bit, having the effect of making his highlight videos less fun to watch. At least for me. I don’t know about you, but for me, when I…

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Luke Kennard 21 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

With another loss to the Hornets (who would now be the eighth seed if the season ended right this second), the Pistons drop to 6-13 for the year. Whatever their expectations were before the season started, they’re not even coming close to meeting them. The futile chase for the eighth seed, which is a Pistons…

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Luke Kennard 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

I just want to say that I’m super glad that there aren’t HD professional-quality cameras filming at pick up games. Not because I suck at basketball (I don’t), but because I for sure make the most ridiculous faces while playing and I don’t want a hypothetical audience to see that. The other dudes on the…

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Luke Kennard 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

Nostrabuckus strikes again! Remember, priority membership in my cult is still available and grants you exclusive perks like front-row seating to the rituals (because what kind of cult would it be without rituals) and 10 percent off all merchandise purchases of 100 dollars or more. Here’s what I wrote in my last video description for…

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Luke Kennard 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)

Realistically, I should be having a conversation with myself over Luke Kennard’s eligibility on my scrubalicious highlight channel. I’m having a lot of conversations on that topic regarding many players right now (I think my last description was about the same topic but with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander), but most of those conversations are easy to resolve…

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Luke Kennard 29 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

Sometimes, fate smiles on me. Not often, but sometimes. Right now, the Bucks are getting destroyed by the Mike Conley (who I thought was supposed to suck wtf) and the rest of the Jazz, but I don’t even have to get mad while watching it, because I get to make sick highlights of Luke Kennard…

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Luke Kennard 24 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)

Luke Kennard is only 23 years old. But if he were from a country other than the United States (and this includes Canada, I don’t trust those shifty northerners), I would be casting some serious doubt on that figure. Because he looks about 10 years older than that. If his name was Lukas Kenardas and…

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Luke Kennard 24 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

I may have been premature in anointing/appointing Luke Kennard as the savior of the Pistons. But can you blame me? Whenever I ask that question, the answer is no, you can not blame me. Because the facts were this: he scored 30 points in the Pistons’ opener and led his team to victory. Those are…

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Luke Kennard Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2019)

While the Pistons were getting BTFO the frick out by the Bucks in the first round of the playoffs last season, I came up with some ideas for how the Pistons could do to me more competitive. I intended for those ideas to be used in that particular playoff series, but there’s no reason for…

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