Luke Kennard 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Maybe pointing this out is a giveaway that I regularly run out of material for my descriptions, but I just noticed for the first time that Luke Kennard is balding. Like, really balding. It’s bad, folks. I’m estimating 1% hairline loss each game that he plays, but that’s a conservative number. It could be more….

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Luke Kennard 13 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

Luke Kennard finds ways to get his shot off. It’s a stereotype for people with his melanin levels, but he’s “crafty”. If he just tried shooting it inside the paint without doing a move or five first, it would never work. His release is too low, and he can’t jump high enough to make up…

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Luke Kennard 16 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (1/19/2018)

Luke Kennard did almost all of his damage in the last half of the fourth quarter in this one. He hit a three early, and then tried to will the Pistons to a victory with his sweet shooting stroke and incredible, blinding whiteness. It didn’t work. Next time, start a little earlier buddy. Being clutch…

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Luke Kennard 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

This is Luke Kennard’s second dunk of the season, if you believe basketball-reference which I do because what other choice do I have, really? The first one was against the Heat, where Kennard also scored thirteen points but for some reason I didn’t make a highlight video. So, first of all I want to apologize…

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Luke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

Does Luke “Groundwalker” Kennard look like Peyton Manning or is that just me? I swear this isn’t one of those “all white people look the same” deals. I think it’s his forehead. That thing’s like a fivehead except for the little wisp of hair he’s got covering it. But even if he does look a…

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Luke Kennard 12 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

Doing a quick delve into the treasure trove of information that basketball-reference provides, I found a little tidbit that perfectly validates my conception of Luke Kennard: he’s shooting over 50% on midrange shots, a stat which jives with all the highlight videos I’ve made for him up to this point, since all those videos show…

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Luke Kennard 14 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)

The Pistons, expectedly or unexpectedly, are winning a bunch of games right now. For me, I’m going to go with “unexpectedly”, because I figured they were gonna be the same kinda-okay 8th seed that they always are. I don’t know the reasons for their sudden improvement, but I do know that it sucks for Luke…

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Luke Kennard 11 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

Stan Van Gundy is not wasting any time in confusing Pistons fans (and Pistons players) with his unpredictable rotations that are most likely a result of a self-made artificial intelligence which attempts to analyse Twitter posts. Luke Kennard did not play in the first game of the season; instead, Stanley Johnson (who was in the…

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