Luke Kornet 16 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)

There were thousands of Londoners watching the first quarter of this game, seeing Luke “Korndog” Kornet get super hot from long distance, and thinking to themselves, “What would it take for a British national to be as good at basketball as Luke Kornet is?” They’ve already suffered through the NBA non-factor that was Joel Freeland,…

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Luke Kornet 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

For stretches of this game, Luke “The Korndog” Kornet was making Joel “Embad” Embiid’s life very difficult. This is despite a seeming two inch difference in height and a 150-pound difference in weight. Nowhere was this better exemplified than the sequence that saw Embiid throw up a weak shot at the rim, look for a…

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Luke Kornet 19 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)

Luke “The Korndog” Kornet continues to make certain other Turkish centers on the Knicks obsolete by being an elite three-point threat. Sure, his rebounding is absolutely pathetic compared to Kanter, and his presence inside is practically non-existent, but he’s probably at least on par with Kanter on the defensive end so it’s just a matter…

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Luke Kornet Career High 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Anyone else getting vibes from the time Kyrie Irving went into Madison Square Garden and scored 41 points while wearing a mask? Those are the vibes I am receiving from this 23-point game by Luke “Kornhole” Kornet. There’s just something about putting on a mask that makes a performance seem way more special. Like the…

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Luke Kornet 13 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Luke “American Porzingis” Kornet had played in seven games this season prior to tonight without making a single field goal. It’s not like he was playing major minutes, but still. That’s not how you want to start off a season, by firing blanks in your first seven appearances. Clyde Frazier mentioned that the Knicks had…

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Luke Kornet Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Luke Kornet walked into the visitors’ locker room and saw that there was something else, other than his jersey, waiting for him in his locker. Stepping closer, he saw that it was a small, resealable pouch of whey protein powder. He picked it up to investigate it closer, maybe return it to whatever trainer had…

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Luke Kornet 17 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

It’s a shame that Luke Kornet sorta sucks, because he really has the look of a good NBA player. His actual ability to play NBA-level basketball on a nightly basis isn’t there, but his ability to look like he can play NBA-level basketball on a nightly basis is abundant. I think I’m just really eager…

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Luke Kornet 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

Luke Kornet against teams that are not the Raptors: 5 points on 2-for-18 shooting, 7 rebounds in 6 games. Luke Kornet against teams that are the Raptors: 29 points on 11-for-24 shooting, 14 rebounds in 2 games. It is clear. Kornet was put on this earth for one purpose and one purpose only: to dominate…

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Luke Kornet 11 Points/4 Blocks Knicks Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2018)

Most teams, if not all, have gotten good use out of their two-way players by this point in the season. A few among them have used up those players’ eligibility and been forced to get new ones, and one (the Suns) signed a two-wayer to a real contract because of how good he was than…

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