Malcolm Brogdon 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

What’s gonna happen to Malcolm Brogdon AKA the Junkyard Brog AKA Brog-Dog AKA Imbroglio AKA The Cybrog now that Eric “I don’t wanna be here” Bledsoe is on the team? I envision a scenario where Brogdon gets shifted to shooting guard for many of his minutes to accommodate Eric Bledsoe’s sole true position, which is…

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Malcolm Brogdon 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Malcolm Brogdon received a bit of flak over winning the ROY of the Year award despite not being statistically impressive. Most of this flak came from 76ers fans who were understandably miffed that their rookies got no recognition. Other sources of flak included, well, basically no one else because most people agreed that his contributions…

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Malcolm Brogdon 20 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

Another solid game for Malcolm Brogdon. That’s what he is. Solid. Super solid. Solidity comprises a full 50% of his body mass. Want another adjective? Workmanlike. But that has some connotations I don’t want to get into, so we’re gonna stick with solid as the primary adjective to describe Junkyard Brog. I really like this…

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Malcolm Brogdon 19 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Malcolm Brogdon won ROY of the Year solely by having games exactly like this the entire season. Well, not exactly: he only scored more than the 19 he had tonight two times in his rookie campaign. But my point still stands. He just went out there, played solid basketball, left no one particularly impressed, and…

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Malcolm Brogdon 19 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2017)

My faith in Malcolm Brogdon’s ultra-solid solidity was shaken the game previous to this one. I didn’t think it was possible, but he had a BAD game. The whole reason that he’s even in the conversation for ROY is because he never has bad games. Just games where he’s kind of invisible. But last game,…

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Malcolm Brogdon 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2017)

Playoffs are here! Not as exciting for me as the regular season (scrubs hardly ever go off in the playoffs, for whatever reason), but still, fun can be extracted from these games. And with the playoffs’ arrival, we can expect another thing arriving in tandem: a Raptors first-game loss. I spent pretty much this whole…

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Malcolm Brogdon 16 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2017)

Malcolm Brogdon pretty much single-handedly dad-dicked the Boston Celtics in the fourth quarter tonight. That last shot over the flaccid and impotent Avery Bradley? Classic. Right up there in classic Boston NBA moments with “Havlicek stole the ball!” and “Paul Pierce wheelchair”. They’re gonna be playing that shot on ESPN Classic for years to come,…

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Malcolm Brogdon 18 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2017)

The 2016 draft class was at serious risk of not having any of its members average double-digit scoring in their rookie seasons. But wait! What’s that I see in the distance? It’s Malcolm Brogdon AKA The Junkyard Brog coming to save the floundering assemblage of his co-draftees with his 10.0 points per game! After averaging…

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Malcolm Brogdon 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)

Malcolm Brogdon AKA “The Junkyard Brog” AKA “The Prez” AKA “Brogdog” proves once again how he should be the starter for the Bucks by scoring two more points than his main rival and archfoe Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova. I don’t know how much more evidence Jason “Crash Car into Tree then Beat Up Pregnant Wife”…

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Malcolm Brogdon 20 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2017)

I’m so tired of Delly. I liked the signing at the time, and maybe it can still work, but it’s seeming more and more likely that the only offensive system he can thrive in is the “Have LeBron On Your Team” system. Why he keeps getting minutes over Malcolm Brogdon is baffling to me. I…

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