Malik Beasley 21 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

It’s much more fun to imagine Malik Beasley getting ejected for straight-up punching a ref, or straight-up punching a fan, or straight-up punching Michael Beasley (where is he now, is he even on a team?????), or straight-up punching anybody else in the arena, including himself, than to know how he actually got ejected. Ready for…

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Malik Beasley 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

During the leadup to the trade deadline, where rumors and speculation were flying around like so many cursed bats, I heard a rumor that disturbed me. As the kids would say, I was “shook”. This rumor involved the Nuggets trading Gary Harris. Now, I am not quite as #hypedforgaryharris as I used to be, that’s…

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Malik Beasley 22 Points/1 Touchdown Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

Happy Super Bowl Day everybody! For those not in the know (Euros, commies, comsymps), Super Bowl Day is an American holiday to celebrate gluttony and violence. The centerpiece of the holiday is the eponymous “Super Bowl”, the championship game for the sport of football. American football, that is. We don’t care about the other kinds…

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Malik Beasley Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

Malik “Malik in the Palace” Beasley just totally outplayed James Harden in front of thousands of delirious Nuggets fans and even more people sitting at home watching ESPN wondering who the heck he was. The final point total for Harden: 30 points, a ton of flops, and an L. For Beasley: 35 points, no flops…

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Malik Beasley 22 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

Malik “Malikious Intent” Beasley is improving at such a rapid rate that I’m actually worried about the fate of Gary Harris, and it’s affecting my ability to enjoy Beasley’s rapid ascent. How crazy is that? I’ve been #hypedforgaryharris for so long, and now I’m watching his backup play almost as good as him. Scratch that….

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Malik Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

When Malik Beasley came in the game late in the third quarter, the Nuggets were down by 20. When he left the game, at the end, the Nuggets were up by 3. Obviously, not all the credit for the huge comeback win goes to Beasley (some of it begrudgingly goes to Will Barton, and of…

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Malik Beasley 19 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

Malik Beasley should be in consideration for the “UPWSTPPGFTFITC” award this season. This is not an award that normally gets a lot of attention from the mainstream media, but role-player fetishists such as myself are always eager to see who will win it. In case you haven’t heard of the award before and don’t know…

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Malik Beasley 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Malik Beasley put up a very empty statline tonight with 22 points, 1 rebound, 0 assists, 0 steals, and 0 blocks. I would say it’s the “Tony Snell Special”, but Snell usually doesn’t score that many points. I did a quick search on games matching that exact statistical criteria (thanks basketball-reference, you are the real…

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Malik Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

For most of this season (which is now half over – where did the time go?), Malik Beasley has been the undisputed leader for the “Best Beasley in the NBA” award. And here, we can really say “undisputed”, because the other Beasley, Michael Beasley, wasn’t even appearing in games for the Lakers. All Malik had…

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Malik Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)

This game is why I reserve editorial discretion when it comes to showing assists or not. Malik Beasley had 5 of them, which is a lot, right? Normally, I would show that many for a player like him. But these, my friends, were the worst assists EVER. Not in the sense that they were bad…

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