Mario Chalmers 16 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

Since Mario Chalmers scored ten of his sixteen points in the fourth quarter, it’s not only fair, but it’s APPROPRIATE to say that he won the game for them. That the Grizzlies needed somebody to individually step up in order to beat the Hawks is another story, but for now we can just be happy…

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Mario Chalmers 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

Remember when Chris Bosh yelled at Mario Chalmers while both were playing for the Heat? Remember the visceral feelings of sympathy you had for Chalmers, who always seemed so untalented and expendable next to this three superstar teammates? Remember how you thought that Bosh should understand that not everybody can play perfectly all the time,…

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Mario Chalmers 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2016)

“Dear Diary, Wow! I can’t believe it’s been two months since that backstabber Pat Riley betrayed me! I’m having way more fun in Memphis than I ever did in stupid Miami, so I guess I should thank that double-crossing snake for trading me. I looked at Beno’s numbers today and he’s been sucking a fat…

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Mario Chalmers 29 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

This is too many free throws. Just way too many. Who wants to watch 13 unguarded midrange set shots? Only people afflicted with mental illness. You might ask, why even show free throws in the first place? Like, for any video? Well, folks, it’s time for a little history lesson. That’s how DownToBuck rolled when…

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Mario Chalmers 11 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (11/13/2015)

I thought Mario Chalmers was supposed to be a Heat for life. It seemed like he was getting the Udonis Haslem treatment of being a marginal starter but still being treated loyally by the organization. So much for that. A Chalmers-Udrih swap doesn’t seem to move the needle, except for the steroid needles that Udrih…

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Mario Chalmers 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

“Dad, I’m pretty sure this isn’t how they play basketball in the NBA.” Mario’s dad stopped playing defense and looked at his son. “Yes it is. Sure, they use something called a ‘ball’ instead of this seal head, but the idea is the same.” “No, dad. I’m talking about how hard you’re fouling me.” “Rio,…

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Mario Chalmers 20 Points Full Highlights (6/18/2013)

“Daddy, how come we don’t have running water?” “I’ve told you a million times, Mario, the Alaskan government doesn’t have the resources to adequately provide for the people who reside in its frozen wastelands. You want a hot shower, you take the 10 day sled ride into town like everybody else.” “But dad, there’s…” “Enough….

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Mario Chalmers Career High 34 Points (10 Threes) Full Highlights (1/12/2013)

10 Threes. Holy Balls. That’s a lot, especially for a not great player like Mario Chalmers. Here’s a comprehensive list of people who have made that many: Kobe Bryant, Donyell Marshall, Dennis Scott, JR Smith, Ty Lawson, Ray Allen, Joe Dumars, George McCloud, Peja Stojakovic, and Brian Shaw. Aside from possibly Shaw, Chalmers is the…

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