Mario Hezonja 13 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

Luckily I missed tonight’s Bucks game, otherwise I would have had to witness D.J. Wilson suck so bad that even the Magic commentators felt it necessary to call him out. Why do I let myself get hyped for Bucks rookies again? You can witness a small sample of his suckitude in this Mario Hezonja highlight…

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Mario Hezonja 14 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2018)

Mario Hezonja has now had 10 double-digit scoring games this season. That’s how many he had last year, but these are even more double-digit than those and he didn’t take nearly as long getting them. My excitement for his newfound scoring ability is tempered by the fact that only one of those games resulted in…

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Mario Hezonja 16 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

Mario Hezonja keeps on looking solid. He had a little three game mini-slump where he wasn’t scoring double figures, but now he’s right back at it. At this point, looking solid on a consistent basis is a great victory for him. Whatever expectations people had for him before the draft are likely not going to…

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Mario Hezonja 14 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Do you think Mario Hezonja would punch his coach Frank Vogel in the penis if he knew that he could get away with it? Vogel, along with erstwhile head coach Scott Skiles, are the easiest culprits to blame for Hezonja’s lack of success in the NBA if you don’t want to blame Hezonja himself. Hezonja…

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Mario Hezonja 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

For those keeping score at home, this performance makes 6 of 8 good (“good” meaning double-digit scoring, I don’t have time to figure out if these are actually good or not) games for Mario Hezonja since he started getting major minutes regularly. The Magic have lost all those games, but they were going to lose…

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Mario Hezonja 16 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

The Magic are now so injured, and thus, so bad, that Mario Hezonja is now one of their better options on offense. They might never win a game again, but at least we get to see the Croatian Crustacean unleashed against real NBA competition for 30 minutes a night. In my opinion, that is worth…

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Mario Hezonja 12 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

Yes, I know this isn’t very many points for Mario Hezonja, especially after he just scored 28 last game. But I’m getting super tired, and this one took no time at all to put together, so here we are. Besides, he made 5 shots, which is a pretty decent amount for him. If you don’t…

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Mario Hezonja Career High 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/17/2017)

Mario Hezonja adjusted his sunglasses as he emerged from his car. It occurred to him that it might have been better to plan this operation to occur during the nighttime, but it was too late to back out now. It also occurred to him that, if he expected to sneak into his target’s house undetected,…

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Mario Hezonja 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

Now is the time for Mario Hezonja to perform. Due to the Magic’s tragic injury situation, minutes are being given to him no questions asked. If he is going to prove that he is not a bust, he has to do it now. There’s no pressure, no expectations. He’s starting from the bottom. Nowhere to…

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Mario Hezonja 11 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

Last season, Mario Hezonja regressed so hard that it was like he was literally travelling backwards through time and having his ability to play basketball stripped from him. His haircut game was on point, but the rest of his game was off point. Magic fans were turning on him, and maybe even the people of…

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