Markieff Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)

Would anybody outside of Washington DC and Boston notice if the Morris bros just disappeared, never to be seen again? Not a malicious disappearance, just… poof! Gone. No more Morrises except for Monte. I think people would notice, but it would take about a week before they were like “what ever happened to those dudes…

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Markieff Morris 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/22/2018)

Markieff Morris had just eleven points going into the fourth quarter of this game, then scored eight in the last three minutes of regulation and nine in overtime. Given those numbers, which, by their intrinsic numerological nature, are irrefutable, is it fair to say that Markieff WON the game for the Wizards? I think such…

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Markieff Morris 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Markieff Morris had a pretty good statline in this one: 22 points, 11 rebounds, 6 assists. He wasn’t that far away from a triple-double. That’s cool. This is the Markieff that Wizards fans shows up every game, the kind that shoots efficiently from the field and only beats up bystanders when the situation calls for…

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Markieff Morris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

It is extremely easy to forget about the existence of Markieff Morris. Don’t worry if you saw this vid pop up and said to yourself “wow that guy is still in the league” or “I’ve never even heard of this bum, these 10-day contracts are getting ridiculous”. The Wizards are not an exciting team, Morris…

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Markieff Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Two good games in a row for Markieff Morris. 20 points last game, 23 points this game. A feat that he had accomplished numerous times in previous seasons, but was rare (nonexistent) this year. After tonight, I’m going to say that John Wall was the problem. I used to think Mike Scott was the problem;…

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Markieff Morris 20 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)

Highlights of Markieff Morris scoring 20 should not be a thing, at least not on this channel, but here it is. His scoring is so far down this year that I have to take any chance I can get. What the heck is he doing barely averaging 10 per game? Is it because John Wall…

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Markieff Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

What is the official threshold for the amount of games you’re allowed to “work your way back from injury”? Is it fifteen? More? Less? Because Markieff Morris just played his fifteenth game back from injury, and one of the commentators said he was still coming back from injury, but I’m sitting here thinking “that sure…

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Markieff Morris 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/16/2017)

How many poster dunks would it take before people started caring about Markieff Morris? Not just caring about him for one game or for one series; caring about him into next season. He had two this game, and I don’t think that was even enough for people to remember his existence immediately after the game…

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Markieff Morris 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)

This is a season high for Markieff Morris, but it doesn’t matter. No one cares about this dude except for his brother. It works in reverse also; no one cares about Marcus Morris except for Markieff. I don’t know what the deal is, but the Morris Bros just don’t appeal to NBA fans. At all….

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Markieff Morris 24 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

The Wizards have been on an absolute tear lately, and most of the credit is going to go Bradley Beal and John Wall. Deservedly so. They are tearing it up. But if you look closely at Washington’s play over the last few contests, you will see that Markieff Morris actually deserves as much if not…

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