Marquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I feel like what’s happening right now with Marquese Chriss is sort of like what happened with Kenneth Faried. You know the story: talented/semi-flawed yet marginalized bigman languishing on a team that doesn’t really want him. After many months of nothing besides a nice collection of ass splinters from sitting on the bench for so…

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Marquese Chriss 14 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Marquese “Chriss Angel” Chriss was 1-for-15 from three with the Rockets. That was part of the reason everyone was so down on him, because on the Rockets, if you can’t hit your threes, you’re basically a useless bum who sucks and will never ever be useful to D’Antoni in any sense. Now, in his three…

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Marquese Chriss 13 Points Cavaliers Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Marquese “Marqueso” “Sea Cheese” Chriss was a total afterthought in Houston. He made one three-pointer the entire time he was there. Now, in his first game with the Cavaliers, he hit three three-pointers and also had two dunks. Isn’t that exactly what the Rockets want out of their players? Dunks and threes? A lob target…

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Marquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Everybody is always talking about how Marquese “Sea-Cheese” Marquese has attitude problems. He gets frustrated easily, wears his emotions on his sleeve, and the fact that he’s constantly getting into foul trouble doesn’t help either. But can you even blame him for having a bad attitude? He plays for the Suns. Here’s a list of…

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Marquese Chriss 22 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2018)

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Marquese Chriss 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

Marquese “Mar-Kweezy” Chriss has been straight up booty for most of this year. He’s regressed pretty heavily from his rookie season and I’m not exactly sure why. Does he not have the trust of the coaches anymore? Earl Watson, Chriss’ rookie-year coach, was known as a “player’s coach”, so he probably would have given minutes/shots…

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Marquese Chriss 17 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

Something has happened to Marquese Chriss. He had been, up until a few games ago, been playing like total unadulterated booty. Like, I was seriously wondering what was going on with him because of how bad he was sucking. Not just kind of passively noticing like I usually do. This really concerned me. Was he…

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Marquese Chriss 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/23/2017)

Marquese “Mar-kweezy” Chriss put up some uninspiring statlines in the first three games of the season: 2/1, 5/6, and 7/1. But game one of the Jay Triano era saw him do considerably better with nineteen points, six rebounds, three blocks, and six personal fouls. Did this improvement occur because the Suns now have some semblance…

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Marquese Chriss All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

Inside the smooth, metallic walls of the holding area adjacent to the Gladitorium, Marquese Chriss waited for the current match to finish. He no longer felt anger towards his fate, only grim resignation. The roar of the spectators was just audible enough for Marquese to surmise that the match had ended. One man lay dead…

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Marquese Chriss 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

How do the words “Marquese Chriss 82-game starter” sound to you? Pretty darn good, right? Here’s the deal: if the Suns had realized that they sucked balls right at the start of the season instead of eight games in, Chriss would have not only played in every game, but started every game. So, we instead…

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