Marreese Speights 19 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

At 0:35 of this video, behold: the anguished cry of a man who has nothing left to live for. Marreese Speights put on a show tonight in garbage time, abusing Juan Hernangomez even as the Magic suffered a fairly thorough defeat. He did this despite suffering a total loss of conatus after missing a free-throw…

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Marreese Speights 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

After tonight’s maniacal chuckfest, Marreese Speights is attempting 13.6 threes per 36 this year. He’s not on the Warriors anymore and hasn’t been for a while, but their spirit still lives on in his heart. The spirit of chuck. The Magic don’t have tons of minutes for him given their bigman situation, but after seeing…

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Marreese Speights 23 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2017)

This is a great game from Marreese “Speighetti” Speights. Perhaps his best game of the season. This highlight video should be great, right? It’s got a big guy shooting threes, it’s got the same big guy doing a weird dribble move, it’s got a cyst, it’s got everything you want and more. There’s just one…

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Marreese Speights 19 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)

Marreese Speights was relaxing in his living room with teammate Wes Johnson. They had finished two extra-large pepperoni pizzas and now Wes was looking bored. “Let’s see what’s on TV,” he said, grabbing the remote from Marreese’s coffee table. “I don’t really feel like moving around or getting up after all that pizza.” “I hear…

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Marreese Speights 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)

Marreese Speights deserves at least as much credit as, if not more than, Chris Paul himself does for Paul’s 20-20 game last night. I mean, what else could be easier on a point guard’s life than having a near seven-foot dude with Charmin-soft hands who loves to pick and pop for easy buckets? Nothing is…

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Marreese Speights 16 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)

Marreese “Speighetti” Speights has always been a volume scorer, even when given limited minutes like this season or the season before. My main concern is, when do we get to see him unleashed for an extended period of time? And when I say “unleashed”, I’m talking thirty minutes per game with no restrictions on how…

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Marreese Speights 15 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

Marreese Speights had just tipped in a miss by his teammate when he felt that familiar tingling on the top of his head. He barely had time to whisper “oh no” before an unbelievable pain jolted through him. He doubled over, clutching his head, knowing that soon his cyst would begin receiving transmissions in the…

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Marreese Speights 15 Points Clippers Debut Full Highlights (10/27/2016)

The Clippers have been trying for years now to get some kind of stretch-five that doesn’t absolutely suck. Marreese “Speighetti” Speights is just the latest attempt in what is has been a long string of abject failures. Speighetti does have a championship pedigree, which theoretically has some value I guess, but it is too early…

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Marreese Speights 14 Points Full Highlights (5/26/2016)

If you come away unfulfilled after watching these highlights, don’t blame me. I did my best with the limited tools at my disposal. 14 points in 8 minutes would not end up in a video if it happened during the regular season. But this is the playoffs, the playoffs where role-players are not ever having…

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Marreese Speights 22 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)

I’ve been holding this one close to my chest. My most audacious and trailblazing nickname creation yet. The time has now come to reveal this new nickname to the world and, in doing so, introduce an entirely new way to refer to Marreese Speights in conversation. “Flying Speighetti Monster” I know, I know. I’m a…

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