Marvin Bagley 17 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Maybe I’m just a huge dumbass, but I didn’t realize Marvin Bagley’s listed height is six foot eleven. He doesn’t look that tall and he doesn’t play like he’s that tall. Was hair included in that height measurement? Because his hair easily adds two or three inches to the top of his head, and it…

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Marvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

I get uneasy when Marvin Bagley does those running hook shots off of post-ups. Those are the kinds of shots that marginal big men take because they’re too weak to take their defender to BBQ town. Very few “good” players take that shot with any regularity. I’m guessing that Bagley takes those shots because he…

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Marvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

There are a lot of people hyped for the Kings right now. And for good reason: they’re not terrible! But how much more hype would there be if they had, say… Luka Doncic? Let’s pretend for the sake of argument that having Doncic wouldn’t affect the hype that De’Aaron Fox is currently generating. I’m thinking,…

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Marvin Bagley 20 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

Man, how sweet would it have been for Marvin Bagley to tip in the game-winner at the buzzer for a win over the Larriors. That would’ve been the thing his defenders could point to when future people accused him of being a bust. “A bust? You sure about that? Because I have in my possession…

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Marvin Bagley 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

It is true that Marvin Bagley had four dunks in this game. Unlike certain past occasions where the official NBA box-score has lied to me about the nature of a made field goal, these are all, uncontroversially, dunks. However, two of the four dunks are of such a sedate quality that I feel guilty for…

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Marvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

I want to give props to Marvin Bagley for not being as garbage as he looked like he was going to be in the exhibition games. Great work, bro. For real. Problem is, I’m a little low on props right now, so this is the best I can do for the time being: —————————————————– |…

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Marvin Bagley 20 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/23/2018)

Just for “fun”, I’m going to figure out how long it took for Thomas Robinson to score 20 points in a game. Not over a series of multiple games, but in a single game. I’m pretty sure it happened, but if I come back with the answer “NULL”, I apologize. To basketball-reference! I’m back! I…

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Marvin Bagley 19 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

I spent some time this summer working on nicknames for all the rookies who I thought were going to be good enough to earn nicknames. That included Marvin Bagley. I should’ve written them down instead of just thinking about them because I’m pretty sure I came up with a really sweet one for Bagley and…

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