Matt Thomas 12 Points Full Highlights (8/23/2020)

I don’t think anybody actually realized it, but it was the battle of the Thomases this game, with the Raptors’ Matt Thomas going up against… Wait, you actually thought I was gonna tell you which Thomas represented the Nets in this battle? Not so fast. I’m turning this into a quiz. I’m going to make…

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Matt Thomas 22 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

Just four days ago I wrote these words which I have now come to deeply regret: “Tyler Herro is OFFICIALLY DownToBuck’s preferred unpigmented Wisconsin-born Wisconsin-raised male NBA player.” Can you believe that garbage actually came out of my mouth? I want to believe that I was forced at gunpoint by Tyler Herro-aligned cronies to write…

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Matt Thomas All 35 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)

Matt Thomas looked at his phone with scorn. He had, out of habit, opened his mobile banking app, and now the screen was showing him a checking account balance that was healthy but hadn’t increased at all over the past month. He knew that he should be grateful for the financial security that being an…

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Matt Thomas 15 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

Before this game, Matt Thomas had not made a layup in his NBA career. That sounds so outrageous that you almost can’t believe it, but, unless basketball-reference is lying to me about the nature of his shots this season, you’d better start believing soon, because I’m telling the god-damn truth. That fact becomes slightly less…

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