Maurice Harkless 26 Points/4 Blocks/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

The main complaint I have made about Moe Harkless for the past however many years, since he came into the league basically, is that he doesn’t do enough on the court. Not only does he often play passively on offense, he LOOKS like he’s playing passively because his facial expression never changes. At most, you…

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Maurice Harkless 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/5/2019)

Moe Harkless was uncharacteristically aggressive in this game. He was aggressive to the point where the aggression could not have solely come from within him; we know with certainty that he doesn’t have that extra switch inside him that would allow him to be so scoring-focused for an entire game. I’m thinking either Terry Stotts,…

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Maurice Harkless 17 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2019)

It totally escaped my notice that Moe Harkless had seventeen points last night. Seventeen points isn’t a lot in the grand scheme of things, but it is a season-high for Moe Problems. I hereby issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY for neglecting Harkless’ highlights for so long. That apology is unlikely to reach very many people,…

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Maurice Harkless 16 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

Maurice Harkless: most irrelevant starter in the league? His per-game statline of 6-4-1-1-1 doesn’t exactly excite, unless you’re a big fan of players who, if given way more minutes (like two full games worth), might be a threat to get a 5×5 (Harkless: ask Jusuf Nurkic for some tips!). I guess he’s a decent enough…

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Maurice Harkless 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/4/2018)

I don’t feel like Moe “Moe Buckets” Harkless is getting enough criticism for what he did at the end of last season, an act that called into question the entire integrity of the NBA. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, thinking he punched a fan or something, let me clue you in: he…

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Maurice Harkless 19 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

In between this game, where he scored nineteen points, and the game on December 23 where he dropped 22 on the Lakers, Moe Harkless has gotten the following statlines: Vs Phi: 8/2/2/1/1 At Atl: 6/1/0/1/0 At Chi: 0/1/0/1/0 At Cle: 3/1/1/0/1 Sure, his average minutes per game was in the upper teens for that span,…

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Maurice Harkless 22 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

I know I often speak in hyperbole when it comes to such things, but is this not a top ten most anomalous scoring performance so far this season? Moe Harkless wasn’t even averaging five points per game before he did this, even though he’s one of the main Blazers bench guys. I was starting to…

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Maurice Harkless 18 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)

Moe Harkless is having the best season of his career, statistically. He’s scoring at a higher rate and at higher percentages than he ever has before, and while the Blazers aren’t having as much team success as one would hope, I’m sure Lillard and McCollum appreciate having a guy on their team who isn’t utterly…

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Maurice Harkless 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

I didn’t even realize it was happening, but Moe Harkless has turned himself into somewhat of a scorer, and is the third-leading points-getter on the Blazers. You can’t yet call him a “go-to scorer”, and you probably can’t even call him a “scorer” since he’s only getting thirteen points per game, but you could call…

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Maurice Harkless 19 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)

I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Mike & Mike, the old Blazers commentators. They were homers to the most homerific extent possible, they had no knowledge of the NBA outside of Portland, and the older one was definitely showing signs of Alzheimer’s, but at least they never said stupid things like “Mo…

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