Jaren Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2019)

For some reason the Grizzlies decided that this game would be a perfect game to start emulating what the elite teams in the league do. You know what I’m talking about: Load management! Never mind that the players that had their loads managed were two rookies, Ja Morant and (relevant to the content of this…

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Marko Guduric 14 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2019)

How pathetic is it that whenever I see Marko Guduric’s name in a boxscore my heart skips beat because I think that Dan Gadzuric is back in the league and playing for the Grizzlies? Your options are: A. Extremely pathetic because anyone who gets attached to any NBA player is surely a total loser who…

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Brandon Clarke 18 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

One of the less-commented-on storylines of the nascent NBA season is that Jaren Jackson Jr., a stud rookie who was supposed to only get better, is getting outplayed by a random Canadian rookie named Brandon Clarke. A lot of people had a lot of expectations for JJJ (not me though because his scoring game is…

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Ja Morant 26 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

I’ve pretty much already totally forgotten about the Grit’n’Grind era of Memphis basketball. For one thing, it wasn’t very much fun because defense is antithetical to the whole point of basketball IMHO, and for another, all the big names from back then are donezo. Zach Randolph, out of the league. Marc Gasol, partied too hard…

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Dillon Brooks 31 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

I am currently very upset over an injustice that just happened to me at McDonald’s involving coupons and a VERY rude drive-thru attendant. I chose the thumbnail image for this video because it accurately portrays what my face looked like while I was screaming. Have the never heard about “the customer is always right”? Don’t…

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Ja Morant 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/4/2019)

Ja Morant is averaging the most points among 2019 draftees. Ja Morant is averaging the most assists among 2019 draftees. Do we even need to play the rest of the season, or can we just give Morant the ROTY of the Year award right now? I’m voting in favor of not playing the rest of…

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Brandon Clarke 16 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

I’ve taken to pronouncing Brandon Clarke’s last name as “Clarky”. Usually this pronunciation is only done inside my head because I don’t normally have occasion to say his name to other real-life human beings. However, if I did need to talk about Clarke to other people, I would definitely pronounce it “Clarky” in order to…

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Ja Morant 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

I know this is a video depicting the exploits of one Ja Morant, one of the most exciting rookies in the NBA right now, but I am very upset about injustice right now and I have to get it off my chest. Isn’t that what all of pubic discourse is about these days? Fighting injustice?…

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Dillon Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2019)

It’s fun to hear a commentator say stuff to the effect of “it’s better when he lets the game come to him” or “this is the Dillon Brooks we need to see, taking it to the rim” and then said player goes and starts taking and making a whole bunch of swaggy jumpers, directly contradicting…

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Ja Morant 30 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2019)

The Grit n’ Grind era of Memphis basketball is over (although Jae Crowder seems like he would fit in that era), and you know what? I’m not even feeling that sad about its demise. As much as everyone likes to pretend that they like low-scoring defensive basketball games, the truth is that they don’t. The…

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