Jonas Valanciunas Career High 33 Points/1 Game-Winning Missed Free Throw Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

It was easy, too easy, for Jonas Valanciunas to gain entry into the dim office building. A janitor had been outside taking his smoke break, and a quick five-thousand-dollar payment had gotten Jonas in through the building’s loading dock without difficulty. Now, Jonas prowled through the halls, the layout of which were familiar to him,…

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Bruno Caboclo 15 Points Full HIghlights (3/20/2019)

There are a lot of…things…going on in Brazil right now. Maybe good things. Maybe bad things. Definitely some things that are causing political strife both internally and externally. In these times of division, what better cause for the Brazilian populace to rally around than the continued NBA successes of their countryman Bruno Caboclo, who has…

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Joakim Noah 15 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

I think Joakim Noah needs to rethink his hair situation. What he’s doing right now just isn’t working from a hair-management standpoint. As you can see from this video’s thumbnail image, his hair is just flying everywhere. Most of it remains contained in his bun, yes, but there’s like a halo of hair all around…

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Avery Bradley 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

How did the Grizzlies lose this game? They got tons of unexpected production from a ton of places. Chandler Parsons, who was clinically dead at points earlier this season, scored 16. Joakim Noah, who emerged from a grimy alley in Paris with nothing but the clothes on his back to play for the Grizzlies this…

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Chandler Parsons 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

Over his entire stint with the Grizzlies, Chandler Parsons has been the focus of much consternation. Both the quality of his play (which has ranged from “decent” to “below G-League level”) and his contract (which has steadily rated as a 10/10 on the albatross scale) are sore points for Grizzlies fans. I don’t blame Parsons…

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Jonas Valanciunas 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

It took me a while to figure out what the Memphis commentators were saying after Jonas Valanciunas’s numerous dunks in this game. Sounded like “yaga” to me, that wasn’t the hard part. I figured they weren’t just saying nonsense syllables, so my first guess was that they were saying something in Lithuanian. I tried a…

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C.J. Miles 33 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2019)

Raptors fans must be losing it right now. Not only has Jonas Valanciunas been a complete beastcake his entire time in Memphis, not only has Delon Wright had some very good games for his new team, not only has Marc Gasol been underwhelming in his first few games in Toronto, but now C.J. Miles has…

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Avery Bradley 21 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

Avery Bradley is playing so much better in Memphis than he was in LA (at least, he is on offense – DTB does not care about defense) that one has to wonder if the Clippers front office is feeling a little sore about the whole trade. Sure, they got Garrett Temple and JaMychal Green in…

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Ivan Rabb 15 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

Ivan “The Rabbi” Rabb has shown enough for the Grizzlies this season that I don’t think he should be getting DNP’s anymore. Not only should he not be getting any more DNP’s, he should also be getting at least twenty minutes per game. Will his Brandan Wright-esque efficiency take a hit when you start leaning…

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Jonas Valanciunas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

It seems like every game, the gulf between Jonas Valanciunas and Marc Gasol grows wider. Tonight, the young, spry, active, attractive Lithuanian Valanciunas had a season-high 27 points. The slow, elderly, lumpy Spaniard Marc Gasol had a season-low four points. I recommend that all viewers take a moment right now to laugh heartily at the…

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