Tyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

I shouldn’t have to say this, but I know I have to. If anyone comments anything to the effect of “The occasion when you ejaculate but she continues performing fellatio”, referencing the thumbnail image for this Tyreke Evans highlight video, they will be met with a permanent ban from the entire Internet. I’ve been talking…

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Dillon Brooks 19 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

If the Memphis Grizzlies had won this game and had Dillon Brooks been the reason for that win, I would’ve been majorly peeved. Peeved to the greatest extent. Brooks is a good rookie, nice all-around player, but if he had been the preeminent factor in a win over Milwaukee, well, that would suck because he’s…

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Dillon Brooks 13 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

Dillon Brooks has screwed me up in two different ways. FIRST WAY HE SCREWED ME UP: I keep pronouncing Dillon as “Dill On” in my head even though it’s pronounced like Dylan (“Dill An”). SECOND WAY HE SCREWED ME UP: He scored nineteen in his NBA debut, throwing out of whack my proprietary algorithms for…

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Tyreke Evans 26 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

I was thinking while making this vid about how hyped I would be if it was Jawun Evans scoring these 26 points instead of Tyreke Evans. Based on what I know about me, which is a lot, I’m pretty sure I would be inconsolably hyped. I don’t even really know who Jawun Evans is but…

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Tyreke Evans 32 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

Maybe it’s best for Tyreke Evans if he forgets about the whole “acknowledging your teammates by passing them the ball” thing. It worked for Rubio tonight, it can definitely work for Evans for the rest of his career. A ball-handly player like him will always end up with a few assists almost by accident, but…

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Chandler Parsons 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

I almost put “Grizzlies Debut” in the title of the video because I think this is the first time Chandler Parsons has shown up for a game for them. OUCH! SICK BURN. Get that man some ointment. Yeah for real though he has sucked for the Grizzlies. Not his fault, well maybe a little bit…

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Dillon Brooks 19 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Alright, here’s the deal: I am pretty good at keeping track of the dudes currently playing in the NBA. I have to be. It’s part of my job description. And, as I said, I’m pretty damn good at it. No player escapes my watchful gaze undetected. No player except for Dillon Brooks. Did he even…

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Wayne Selden 13 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

Wayne Selden, if I’m understanding things correctly, is supposed to have pretty good hops. The jumping kind of hops. Not the beer kind. So why is it, then, that all his dunks prior to tonight weren’t even that good? In my first highlights of him, he almost got rejected by the rim! Only white people…

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Troy Daniels 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

I recently saw some stat that said Troy Daniels has the longest average made field goal distance in the league, at like 22 or 23 feet. If you were the one who found out that stat and are mad that you aren’t getting the credit you deserve (I know that feeling, people reupload my vids…

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Troy Daniels 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights – Damn Daniels! (3/31/2017)

–Troy Daniels doesn’t need these ball-handling gloves because all he does is shoot threes: goo.gl/WMHQio — He doesn’t need this jump program either, you know, because of the threes: goo.gl/WMHQio –Like And Subscribe For More! Follow me on Twitter – https://twitter.com/DownToBuck Boxscore – http://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400900524 DISCLAIMER – All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement…

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