Omari Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM JAMAICA POWER RANKINGS 1. Patrick Ewing (he good) 2. Rumeal Robinson (way behind Ewing) 3. Samardo Samuels (way behind Robinson, also why isn’t this guy still in the league) 4. Jerome Jordan (still mad that the Bucks traded him on draft night) 5. Wayne Sappleton (not a real player) 6. OMARI…

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Dillon Brooks Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Man, the season just flies by, doesn’t it? It seems like just yesterday that I looked at the first night’s batch of boxscores, saw that someone named Dillon Brooks scored 17, and spit half-chewed Pop-Tart sludge all over my keyboard. Dillon Brooks! Seventeen! I didn’t even know who he was, but I knew we were…

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Ben McLemore 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Ben McLemore is one of those “scoring-only” shooting guards who doesn’t get rebounds or assists or even play defense. So it’s a big problem when he’s not scoring. When he’s not scoring, he gives you nothing other than a warm body to run around and act like it’s playing basketball. That’s why it always warms…

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Kobi Simmons 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

Kobi “Kobe Bryant” Simmons took the next step towards reaching the level of his namesake by scoring 20 points in a totally 100-percent officially sanctioned NBA game. The first step was playing in the NBA, the second was scoring points in the NBA, and this is the third step. The next step, the fourth and…

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MarShon Brooks 25 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

One thing I’ve noticed while doing all these MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks highlights is that Brevin Knight, the Grizzlies’ color commentator, just never stops riding his dong. Knight was a fine player for a few years, but he was never nearly the scorer that Brooks is, so I don’t know where all this love is coming…

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MarShon Brooks 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

This is kind of a disappointing game by MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks; he had previously increased his point total in each successive game he played with the Grizzlies, but now he’s dipped down to 23 from the 25 he had previously. Other than that slight nitpick, this was another “vintage” Brooks performance that will live on…

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MarShon Brooks 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

It happened again. I will no longer be surprised with future MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks performances. He could score 50 next game (it’s strange how that doesn’t even sound that unrealistic) and I would be like “yup, that’s Mar-dollar-wag for you”. In fact, I don’t see any reason why that should not be the goal for…

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MarShon Brooks 24 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

He did it again. MarShon “Mar$wag” “Microwave 2.0” (second nickname brought to you by the hilariously out-of-touch Grizzlies play-by-play guy) Brooks proved his 21-point post-China debut with the Grizzlies was no fluke, scoring 24 on an impressive array of swaggy shots. By the way, if you were among those who thought his first game was…

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