Courtney Lee 15 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2014)

So rarely does a trade occur in the NBA that visibly improves both teams’ rosters. Courtney Lee for Jerryd Bayless was such a trade. Courtney Lee provides the wing shooting that the Grizzlies have been missing since Quincy Pondexter smashed his foot into a thousand pieces. Meanwhile, Jerryd Bayless can play some point guard for…

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Jerryd Bayless 17 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Jerryd Bayless is another victim of what I like to call the “receding hairline of derision.” Barely out of college, his hair began to retreat further and further up his head until he looked like an old man. Rather than face the world with disgusting empty spots on his forehead, inviting the unrelenting ridicule of…

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Nick Calathes 10 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2013)

This video is the reason this channel exists. So fans of Nick Calathes can witness Nick Calathes score points in an NBA game without actually having to slog through watching the putrid product the Grizzlies put on the floor. I don’t take donations, but if I did, I’d probably want about a buck from every…

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Mike Conley 28 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2013)

Mike Conley is a rare breed of player: a starter on a playoff quality team who somehow gets no recognition for his consistently great play. It baffles me how little people talk about this guy. Maybe he needs to dunk it more? Come to think of it I don’t think I’ve ever seen him dunk….

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Jon Leuer 19 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

Why didn’t Jon Leuer get any minutes before Marc Gasol got injured? He’s been almost entirely a garbage time player during his time in Memphis. Did the coaches not detect the greatness inherent in his play? I swear, the people that NBA teams hire to evaluate talent must be the biggest bunch of idiots ever….

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Jon Leuer 15 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

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Mike Miller 16 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

Remember those “Heatles” t-shirts that everyone had for a while? The ones with LeBron, Wade, and Bosh. And Mike Miller? Those were halcyon days, before Miller became a walking injury report and people though he would be a major contributor. I think he had like one good game that season. But now his time with…

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Jon Leuer Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2013)

Pop quiz time: Which promising rookie did the Bucks trade for a rental of a crappy veteran? If you answered Tobias Harris, I don’t blame you, it’s my fault for wording the question ambiguously. But the real answer is Jon Leuer, who was traded as part of a package for Sam Dalembert. The pain never…

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Quincy Pondexter Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

22 Points in 21 minutes? Pretty good, yeah? How about 0 rebounds in 22 minutes? Pathetic, Quincy. Shameful display. You’re 6’6” and you can clearly jump high enough to dunk, so couldn’t you just get one rebound? It’s not like Jon Leuer and Mike Miller are stealing all the rebounds. There’s gotta be at least…

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Tayshaun Prince 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)

Surveying his infernal realm, Khraakklor G’orlath smiled a demonic smile. His enemies languished in flaming torment, and would continue to suffer until time itself came to its spectacular end. The only light was the flickering of flame, delicious flame. Khraakklor’s phone rang. He reminded himself that he should really just leave it on the overworld,…

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