Dillon Brooks 18 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

Now there are two Brookses on the Grizzlies: MarShon (Mar$wag) and Dillon (no nickname, but I still pronounce his name Dill-On, which is almost like a nickname). Which one is better? Well, Mar$wag has only played one game with the Grizzlies, and he scored 21 points. Dillon only scored 18 in this game, but has…

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Chandler Parsons 15 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

Last season, Chandler Parsons played like complete sewer juice, shooting 34% from the field and generally not living up to his outsized contract even a little bit. This season, his shooting is roughly in line with career norms, and while he’s still not really earning his 23 million dollars (HOLY BALLS BATMAN), he’s not unplayable…

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MarShon Brooks 21 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks is back. I can’t believe it. Last time he played in an NBA game, he was backing up Kendall Marshall for the Lakers, Obama was still president and would be for a few more years, and a whole bunch of newsy stuff happened that seemed important at the time but now I…

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Wayne Selden 23 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

For what seems to be only the second or third time this season, Wayne Selden’s good play led to a Grizzlies win! I don’t know how they managed it, even Marc Gasol playing shouldn’t be enough to take down the Timberwolves, but they did, and Selden played a big part in it. He had 14…

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Andrew Harrison 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2018)

I don’t know how much longer I can keep up the Andrew Harrison highlights. Every Grizzlies game fills me with dread. Will this be another game where Harrison scores 18 points and has 10 assists? Will he get fewer assists but a slightly larger amount of points? Harrison actually has a nice, smooth game. If…

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Wayne Selden 18 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

In my last Wayne Selden video, a full day and a half ago, I complained that too many of his points were scored in garbage time. That statement of mine turned out to be scarily prescient, because, in this video, Selden scores ALL of his points in garbage time because the ENTIRE GAME after the…

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Deyonta Davis 16 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Brevin Knight, one of the Grizzlies’ commentators, insinuated that Deyonta Davis has effort issues and that’s why he’s not as good as it seems like he should be. All I have to say about that is, Davis fits the profile of somebody who would have effort issues. He’s big, which means that things have come…

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Wayne Selden 18 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Whoops, it turns out that Wayne Selden scored a whole bunch of these points in the garbagiest garbage time (under 2 minutes to go in a blowout). One could argue that the entire Grizzlies season is garbage time at this point, and they would be arguing from a strong position, but this was especially meaningless….

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Andrew Harrison 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

Andrew Harrison is back! No one noticed he was gone in the first place, besides the sole remaining Grizzlies fan (you have my sympathies), but he definitely played tonight after not playing for a while so that means he is back for sure. At this point, I don’t know why the Grizzlies wouldn’t just sit…

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Briante Weber Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

Goodbye Xavier Rathan-Mayes. Hello Briante Weber! An old friend makes his return to Memphis, where he started his career. I admit, I thought he was still with the Rockets on a two-way or something. Nope! Apparently I can no longer pride myself on knowing all the various comings and goings of all the end-of-bench scrubs…

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