JaMychal Green Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

I sit at my desk, quivering with rage, fear, or anticipation, I cannot tell. I am preparing to take an unprecedented action, unheard of in all my years in the highlight business. My phone sits in front of me. I pick it up, and, resisting the urge to throw it out the window, I dial…

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Matt Barnes Triple Double 26 pts/10 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

Matt Barnes is already 36. What the heck. It seems like just yesterday he was trying to make Kobe flinch by pretending to throw the ball into his face; now Kobe is about to retire and I can’t stop crying, oh god… I’m back! Sorry about that. Kobe might be close to retirement, but Barnes…

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Lance Stephenson Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

Here’s a cool idea for some aspiring video game modder to work on: what if you took Lance Stephenson and placed him in Lance Vance’s role in GTA Vice City? Would that not be the raddest thing ever? I love that game, and I love Lance Stephenson. Perfect! SPOILER ALERT DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF…

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JaMychal Green 17 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)

No. I don’t want to keep making JaMyChAl Green Videos. No. I refuse. Okay, so he tied his career high, so I made the video. But I have a feeling that he’s going to keep scoring in the upper teens for the rest of the season, and by the end of it all, my channel…

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Vince Carter 17 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)

The Grizzlies have been brought to their knees by injuries. Luckily, they set themselves up pretty well for the playoffs before all the injuries happened, so they still could be looking at the postseason. However, there is an even more exciting opportunity waiting for them if they’re willing to go after it: the opportunity to…

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Jarell Martin 16 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)

Your basketball intelligence has always been inferior to mine. However much you think you may know about the NBA, DownToBuck knows more. No need to feel bad about it. That would be like feeling bad because you don’t understand physics as well as Einstein did. My superiority over you now grows, somehow, even greater. I…

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JaMychal Green 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2016)

JaMychal Green just made Kevin Love his bitch. Let me repeat myself: JAMYCHAL GREEN (not that good of a player) made KEVIN LOVE (kind of a good player) into his BITCH. If this isn’t an indication that the Cavaliers need to trade Love, I don’t know what is. You don’t just get made into the…

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Lance Stephenson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2016)

By the end of this video, the Cavs announcers are ready to die. They have accepted the inevitability of death and are basically lying still in their coffins waiting for the Reaper’s scythe to whisk them off into eternity. They just can’t deal with the fact that a Grizzlies team playing without any of their…

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Tony Allen 26 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2016)

Before I compiled these highlights, I wrote down on a slip of paper how many jumpers I thought Tony Allen made during his 26-point outburst against the Cavaliers. Just for comparison’s sake, you know. How expectations line up with reality or something. I’ve scanned the slip and uploaded it here, complete with timestamp: ———————————————————- |…………………………………………………..|…

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JaMychal Green Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

The quality of my life has significantly improved since Jeff Green got traded to the Clippers. Now, when I want to make JaMychal Green highlights, I don’t have to get confused when looking at the box-score. There is only one “J Green” on the team now. It had gotten to the point where I wouldn’t…

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