Meyers Leonard 17 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

Attention circus shot fans: Meyers Leonard makes the season’s best circus shot at 0:47 of this video. Attention Meyers Leonard fans: Meyers Leonard scores a season-high 17 points at 0:00 of this vid. Attention Blazers fans: Why doesn’t Meyers Leonard play more minutes? I think I already know the answer. Because he is one of…

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Meyers Leonard 17 Points/2 Poster Dunks Full Highlights (1/21/2017)

Meyers Leonard is now the undisputed champion of making dunk-ruining stanky faces. He’s leading the league in the category of “lessening of the impact of his devastating poster dunk by putting on a ridiculous pouty face”, with 2. I don’t think any other player has even 1. He’s basically the MVP of this aspect of…

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Meyers Leonard 16 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

So Meyers Leonard finally got rid of that awful haircut, that puffy thing which was only a flimsy hairband away from escaping and killing all living beings within reach. Now what do I make fun of him for? -His beef with DeMarcus Cousins (extra beefy) -His face -Having a wife -Being a three-point-shooting seven-footer with…

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Meyers Leonard 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2016)

Normally I would be hesitant to make a video of Meyers Leonard scoring just fourteen points. That’s not very many for a guy with a reasonable amount of offensive skill, a guy whose totals are usually limited by the minutes he plays more than anything else. But I had to make this video because I…

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Meyers Leonard 17 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

Meyers Leonard is one of a rare breed: the true center who can shoot threes. Not content to be pigeonholed as a stretch-four, he is a pure stretch-five. He is also soft as tissue paper, but that’s not the point right now. Back to threes-pointers. Boy, is he shooting a lot of them. A little…

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Meyers Leonard 16 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)

Take note, DeMarcus Cousins. This is the kind of player you become when you decide to play the stretch-five position. Reevaluate your motives and decide if Meyers Leonard is really who you want to become. Meyers transformed himself out of necessity; his job security in the NBA was low, and he did what he had…

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Meyers Leonard 23 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

Meyers Leonard heard the telltale chime his phone made when it received a text. This sound used to fill him with excitement as he would wonder which one of his friends wanted to hang out. However, in the past few weeks, this wonder had been ousted from his mind, only to be replaced by dread….

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Meyers Leonard 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)

It’s just perfect that as soon as the Blazers’ front office finally shows some confidence in Meyers Leonard, he starts playing poorly. He’s picked it up a little bit since his awful start, but 6-of-26 from three for Mr. 50-40-90 is still pretty garbage. Like, Greivis Vasquez level garbage. That’s not good. He also has…

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Meyers Leonard 14 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2015)

“Hey Meyers!” Meyers Leonard turned around to find Blazers GM Neil Olshey addressing him. He immediately put on a smile and reminded himself to be on his best behavior. It was the man who paid the checks, after all. “Hi Neil. How are things?” Neil seemed distracted. He ignored Meyers’ friendly greeting and instead said,…

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