Josh Richardson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

Josh Richardson is slowly dragging himself out of the muck that comprised most of the beginning of his season. He still doesn’t dunk it as much as I think he should (what happened to all the posters he was producing in his rookie year?), but at least he’s scoring a little better. Double-digit games are…

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Wayne Ellington 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

I just got done making a vid for Troy Daniels scoring 32 with 7 threes, and I’m struck by how similar he is to Wayne “Beef W” Ellington. Ellington maybe isn’t as inconsistent, but they are both the “shoot 10 threes per 36 minutes and do nothing else” kind of player. My favorite kind of…

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Bam Adebayo 14 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Coming into tonight’s game, Edrice “Bam” Adebayo had dunked it on 21 of his 31 made shots. Can you say dunkilation? Sadly, he only dunked it on 2 of 5 shots tonight, so his dunk percentage will plummet. My hope for a nothing-but-dunk season for him ended a long time ago, but it’s still sad….

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Justise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

It’s games like this that remind me that I shouldn’t be so quick to give up on players, even when they play like total busts, as Justise Winslow did last season. His win-shares were negative last year, the team was 4-14 when he played, and his injury might have been a blessing in the skies…

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Josh Richardson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

I wonder if the production crew doing Heat games derives some sort of perverse pleasure from ruining my life and the lives of all Miami area residents? Are they sitting there in their little production studio cackling at the heartless torment they enact upon me and everybody else? I mean, Josh Richardson had an alley-oop…

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Tyler Johnson 25 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

It was nice of Tyler Johnson to wait until year two of his new contract before starting to suck. Most dudes begin sucking as soon as the ink dries on their new deal, but Tyler gave the Heat a whole year of pretty darn good basketball. He didn’t need to do that. No one would…

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Josh Richardson Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

Josh Richardson has been broken this year. He’s worse in basically every category over his other two seasons in the league. Scoring rate, worse. Shooting percentages, worse, especially from three. Turnovers, worse. Assists, worse. Rebounds, about the same, but slightly worse. The only thing he’s been better at is starting every game instead of just…

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Dion Waiters 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

We are living in troubled times. The president of the United States freely hurls accusations at the media, saying that they lie. In response, the media says that the president lies. It is very possible, likely even, that they both are lying. These occurrences are symptoms of a problem that envelops all. A culture of…

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Bam Adebayo 19 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

All confusion I previously had involving the identities of Bam Adebayo and Dwight Howard is totally cleared up now. They, in their respective rookie years, still look absolutely one-hundred percent the same, with literally no physical traits differentiating them, but would Dwight shoot rainbow jumpers in the manner of Dirk Nowitzki? Heck no. His jumpers…

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Wayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is going to be one of those guys who signs his most lucrative contract when he’s in this thirties. This year is the last year of his reasonably-sized deal after a career of small, short-term deals, but now he’s established himself in the league. There are so many teams desperate for…

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