Tyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)

I’ve gotta say that Tyler Johnson’s new facial hair is the most abominable thing I have ever seen while making highlight videos. It’s the textbook definition of a neckbeard: patchy, unkempt, and just absolutely gross. He might be trying to grow one of those hip manly beards that he sees everybody sporting these days, but…

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Josh Richardson 19 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2017)

I previously said that if the Pacers don’t face the Cavaliers in the first round and Lance Stephenson blows in LeBron’s ear again, I will consider this whole season a waste. I recant that position. Partially. Another acceptable alternative is if the Heat and Cavs battle in the first round with the Heat sweeping the…

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James Johnson 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2017)

James Johnson is now, officially, a three-point shooter. Before tonight, he was a “guy who shoots threes”. There is a distinction, and if you don’t know what it is, I’m not going to explain it to you. Figure it out yourself, dummy. Six made threes is the official delimiter between those two categories of players,…

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Josh Richardson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2017)

Josh Richardson went from shooting 45% from the field (46% on threes) in his rookie season to shooting 38% from the field (30% on threes) this season. A guy who looked like a good bet to become a solid starting shooting guard in this league regressed into a guy who you might not even want…

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James Johnson 20 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

I recently learned why James Johnson looks so gaunt all the time: he’s lost about forty pounds since the start of the season. The James Johnson who I had grown used to, the one with pudge all over his body, the one with a jolly face that often was being stuffed with cupcakes and cheeseburgers,…

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Tyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

OFFICIAL JOHNSONS OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. James Johnson 2. Tyler Johnson 3. Joe Johnson 4. Amir Johnson 5. Stanley Johnson 6. Wesley Johnson 7. Brice Johnson As evidenced by the above power rankings, which are official, the Miami Heat have the biggest and best Johnsons of any NBA team, while the Clippers have…

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Rodney McGruder 13 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2017)

Out of all the Rodneys currently in the NBA, Rodney McGruder is likely the worst. Stuckey is probably still better than him at this point, and Hood is obviously way better than either. The good news for McGruder is that he can soon overtake Stuckey because Stuckey is thirty years old now and will never…

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James Johnson 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

It makes me mad that people (other than Heat fans) aren’t paying attention to James Johnson’s excellent season. Mad and angry and infuriated and livid and enraged and mad. Come on people. Johnson is basically a point forward right now which is everyone’s favorite kind of player these days, and he can barely draw a…

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Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

The Timberwolves might be up-and-coming, but they couldn’t halt the up-and-comingness of the Heat, who have looked unstoppable for a while now but just recently dragged themselves into a playoff seed. Tyler “The Gap-Toothed Assassin” Johnson has been a big part of both their unstoppableness and their up-and-comingness, since he is himself both of those…

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