James Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)

In doing research for this description, I found out that you can watch highlights of James Johnson scoring 20 points (against the Heat, I’m pretty sure that was the reason they gave him his current contract) as a rookie for the Bulls. He looks springy! Also the guy who uploaded it has a bunch of…

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Josh Richardson Career High 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/7/2018)

Attention Heat people: you need to keep these alternate jerseys for the rest of the season and also the rest of forever. I don’t want to see your old crappy Bulls-colored ripoffs anymore. They remind me too much of LeBron, and you know what? I bet they also remind YOU too much of LeBron. The…

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Josh Richardson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Reacting to a sharp knock on my door, I reluctantly get up from my highlights chair and walk to my front door. Upon opening it, I don’t see any visitors, but I do see a wrapped basket sitting at my feet. Confused, I pick it up and take it inside and set it on my…

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Justise Winslow 16 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Heat fans have, mercifully, stopped crowing so much about how they stole Justise Winslow in the draft. I think the logic was, since Danny Ainge threw his basketful of picks at the Hornets to get the 9th pick and draft him, he must be some sort of super-stud that would immediately transform a team. Turns…

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Bam Adebayo 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Bam “Viva La Bam” Adebayo is making Hassan Whiteside obsolete, right before our teal-and-pink-dazzled eyes. Whiteside was a great story, but he’s not as jumpy as he used to be. Meanwhile, Adebayo frickin’ looks EXACTLY like rookie-year Dwight Howard, like they were both results of some sort of government cloning experiment and Adebayo simply got…

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James Johnson 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

It seems like so long ago that the Kings signed James Johnson to be a core member of their lineup and then he totally stank it up for them, garnering negative win-shares and having his already-iffy jumpshoot ability completely sapped out of him like he got surprise-attacked by the Monstars. Then Memphis reclaimed him, and,…

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Bam Adebayo 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

Watching Bam Adebayo highlight videos just isn’t the same if there’s no Eric Reid describing every one of his slam dunks as a “Bam Slam” while Tony Fiorentino goes “oh man”. Since I found the Adebayo Experience to be so lackluster without those two providing the commentary, I had to provide my own commentary. I…

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Wayne Ellington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2018)

Damn, those alternate Heat jerseys are sick. They did their market research on this one for sure; the younger generations love that whole retro-80’s-neon-vintage-palmtrees-Miami-Vice-lasers-pink-teal-synth aesthetic. I don’t know if I’d call it vaporwave exactly, but if it isn’t, it takes a ton of cues from it. I would 100 percent be in favor of them…

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James Johnson 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

13 points in 33 seconds? What about… 5 points in 5 seconds? T-Mac, hold this L. James Johnson’s points/seconds ratio makes yours look like Joel Anthony. Johnson may not have directly won his team the game (thanks Olynyk for making that free throw!), but he was the driving force. Johnson’s late outburst was just the…

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Wayne Ellington 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

Wayne Ellington is one of about 20 players this year (including all those scrubs who played like 20 minutes in garbage time) attempting at least 10 threes per 36 minutes. That seems like a whole ton of threes, and it is. Just a few years ago, he’d be number one in that category, but nowadays…

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