Derrick Jones Jr. All 62 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Derrick Jones sat on a bench near the Miami beachfront, feeling conspicuous. Wearing sunglasses and a baggy hoodie as a sort of half-hearted disguise, he told any passerby who recognized him that he was just in town for an AAU tournament. If it were up to him, he would be spending his Saturday afternoon either…

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Duncan Robinson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

Duncan “Dunkman” Robinson hasn’t played much for the Heat this season, but that didn’t stop him from collecting one of the most prestigious accolades in the entire NBA: the SBPFMINBAH award (pronounced “Subpuff Minbah”). If your little brain is too simple to parse complicated acronyms, SBPFMINBAH stands for “Second Best Player From Maine in NBA…

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Udonis Haslem 12 Points/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

Udonis Haslem has basically been a mascot for the past four seasons. Most of his time is spent sitting on the bench, and if he does get into games, he doesn’t do very much. Nor does he try to do very much. He exists solely because it feels good to keep him on the roster….

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Dwyane Wade Triple Double 25 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts/1 Final Game Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

Dwyane Wade felt sand underneath his back and could hear the squawking sounds of gulls above him. Both of these things were strange for many reasons. One, he was supposed to be in Brooklyn, a place not known for its sandy beaches. Two, he could feel the individual grains on his back, even though he…

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Dwyane Wade 30 Points/1 Dunk/1 Final Home Game Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

What a night for the NBA, and what a night for Dwyane Wade. If I was the conspiratorial type, I would sincerely believe that the NBA scripted this 30-burger for Wade in his final home game. Maybe by itself, you can believe it, but combined with Dirk Nowitzki’s 30-burger (also in his final home game)…

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James Johnson 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

I was all set and ready to not make any more highlight videos from the unholy night of April 7th, where fourteen games were played. All my highlight-making software was closed and I was getting ready to settle in for a night of ignoring the NCAA championship game (is it over yet?) and playing Factorio…

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Dwyane Wade 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

I still don’t quite believe that Dwyane Wade will be retiring at the end of the season. Given that this loss to the Raptors removes the Heat from playoff contention, Wade just has two more games left before he rides off into the sunset. That’s sad and all that, but I just have one question…

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Dion Waiters 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

It took one of the Heat commentators to mention it for me to notice, but man, Dion Waiters is shooting TONS of threes recently. He had been shooting more in general this season, probably as a result of his slight minutes reduction, because he seems like the kind of player who would take more and…

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Dion Waiters 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Waiters Island may have been totally abandoned this season, with the only remaining inhabitants being Dion Waiters himself, his stash of cheeseburgers, and a few seagulls waiting for Waiters to disappear so they can eat the cheeseburgers, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t make a comeback as the Heat season nears its climax. The…

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