Kelly Olynyk 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2018)

Do you think, immediately after getting eliminated by the 76ers in five games, that Hassan Whiteside went back to the locker room and started decking people? Here’s the minutes breakdown from the series: Kelly Olynyk: 29 MPG Bam Adebayo: 15 MPG Hassan Whiteside: 15 MPG Faced with decreasing on-court minutes, Whiteside was no doubt overcome…

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Justise Winslow 19 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/19/2018)

The Miami Heat got a season-high’s worth of points from Justise Winslow in the first half and still lost. That’s 19 free, unexpected, no-strings-attached points, but with him scoring his usual zero in the second half, they ended up getting crushed. Winslow, for his part, contributed in other ways, like purposefully crushing Joel Embiid’s specially-constructed…

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James Johnson 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/16/2018)

This is why everyone with half a brain considers James Johnson to be the same as LeBron James but a little worse at everything (except not being a wimpy flopper). This game right here. Not an outrageous statistical performance by any means, but he made his presence felt in all areas of the game, and…

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Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Look, I’m fully aware that Win Shares are a flawed advanced stat, don’t take everything into account, suck, yada yada yada. But here’s the deal: Kelly Olynyk led the Heat in them this year. Okay? That means something. That has to mean something. And what I think it has to mean is that he is…

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Wayne Ellington Career High 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

In case you didn’t notice the Heat commentators bringing it up every chance they got for the last few weeks, Wayne Ellington was in contention to break Miami’s single-season record for threes made. Don’t worry if you don’t really remember that Damon Jones was the record holder. That guy was, like, the king of journeymen….

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Justise Winslow 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

I’m really digging Justise Winslow’s high-arcing one-foot-way-forward shooting form this year. He decided that whatever he was doing wasn’t working, so something something lining up the guide hand or whatever. His free-throws still aren’t very good, and I’m skeptical that his three-point shooting is for real, but until he regresses severely next year, I’ll call…

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Rodney McGruder 14 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: Rodney “Rude McGrude” McGruder started 65 games for the Heat last season as a rookie. He scored 6.4 points per game. The only 50-game starters that season who had a lower scoring average than McGruder were: 1. Luke Babbitt (4.8 PPG, also for the Heat LOL [lots of laughs]) 2. Domantas Sabonits…

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Josh Richardson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Is it just me, or is Josh Richardson not throwing down nearly the same slamjams he was his rookie year? Before you debate me with claims that his slamjams are of the same quality as previous seasons, remember that I look at EVERY dunk for the dunks-of-the-month videos. I see it all, and I know…

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Kelly Olynyk 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

These Kelly Olynyk fake handoffs are getting out of control. Do these dumbass NBA players not even watch film? It’s like his only move, it’s the only way he can do anything, and these meatballs are still letting him do it. Kyle O’Quinn, you need to take a good hard look at yourself and remind…

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James Johnson 31 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

“James, come over here for a second,” Erik Spoelstra said to his player as the team prepared for the start of the first overtime. James Johnson raised one eyebrow. He figured his coach would give them all a peptalk, not just take one of them off to the side for some one-on-one coaching. But he…

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