Kelly Olynyk 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

The Miami Heat just hung up 149 points on the Denver Nuggets, which is a new franchise-high single-game point total. There’s two gigantic asterisks next to it where the number is in the record books, one asterisk for the first overtime and one asterisk for the second overtime, but there should be a third asterisk…

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Wayne Ellington 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

Wayne Ellington really disappointed me in the three-point shootout. I was hyping him up to everyone who would listen (which was basically nobody but hey at least I was trying) and then he went out and pooped his pants in front of everybody. Anything less than a victory for the Waynemaker was unacceptable. Maybe if…

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Justise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2018)

How far above their season average does a player have to score to earn the distinction of having had a “scoring outburst”? Because I’ve been sitting here looking at the Heat-Blazers boxscore for about fifteen minutes now, and all I can think about is how Justise Winslow might have just had a scoring outburst and…

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Rodney McGruder 13 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

Rodney “M-Rod” McGruder: better or worse than Rodney Stuckey would be right now if you threw him back into the NBA? Note that, for the purposes of this exercise, Stuckey would still have been working out in preparation for a possible NBA return, so it’s not like we’re forklifting a fat, cheeseburger-laden Stuckey off his…

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James Johnson 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

I don’t know how or why it happened, but the Heat completely booty-blasted the Wizards last night, AND they did it without Hassan Whiteside available, which conclusively proves that Whiteside isn’t even a vital part of either the Heat’s offensive success nor their defensive success. The Wizards were so thoroughly booty-bothered that the Heat even…

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Tyler Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

The Heat can pretty much do whatever they want for the rest of the season and still make the playoffs, and one of those things that they did was start Luke Babbitt tonight. They don’t care! They know that the Pistons will never put things together enough to take their playoff spot, so why not…

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Justise Winslow 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)

Justise Winslow seems to have accepted his fate as a poor offensive player; his shots per minute are way down this season, and the only thing keeping him from being totally useless on that end is the fact that he can sometimes hit threes now. 43 percent, even on limited attempts, is really good, even…

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Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

Things that annoy me about this video: -Free throws. There’s too many of them. When a player makes more free throws than he makes field goals, that’s a telltale sign that I will be annoyed by having to make the video. In this case, Tyler Johnson made just six field goals while converting on nine…

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Justise Winslow 17 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

Remember when Danny Ainge almost traded a gigantic package of draft picks to the Hornets in order to receive a draft pick that would guarantee him the ability to draft Justise “Bustise” Winslow? If that had gone down, the Celtics would probably be sitting at the eleventh seed in the East and Winslow would be…

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