Josh Richardson 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

We are witnessing the return of ROOKIE RICHARDSON. He might have had an underwhelming sophomore season but he’s coming back to life right before our eyes. Remember, Josh Richardson was a second-round pick in the 15-16 season and did some good things for the Heat late in that season. He finished the year shooting 46%…

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Bam Adebayo 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Bam Adebayo games with five or more assists: 1 Dwight Howard games with five or more assists: 0 Okay, I lied. It seemed pretty believable though, right? Just to clarify, I was lying about the Dwight Howard part. The Bam Adebayo part is totally correct. If you want the truth, Howard has 28 games with…

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Wayne Ellington 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

I am completely confident in calling this game a revenge game for Wayne “Beef W” Ellington. You know why? Because the Mavericks DELIBERATELY and MALICIOUSLY attempted to DESTROY his career. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. Ellington played for Dallas during 2013-14 season, having been signed as a free agent. He appeared in only 45 games despite not…

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Josh Richardson 26 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

I have to take issue with the pattern the Josh Richardson made with his hair. That thing is wack. Super wack. Those zigzags look like they came from a time-machine with the chronometer set at 1991. I’m usually all for crazy NBA hairstyles, but this is too much even for me. It’s so SQUIGGLY. TOO…

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Josh Richardson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

Josh Richardson is slowly dragging himself out of the muck that comprised most of the beginning of his season. He still doesn’t dunk it as much as I think he should (what happened to all the posters he was producing in his rookie year?), but at least he’s scoring a little better. Double-digit games are…

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Wayne Ellington 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

I just got done making a vid for Troy Daniels scoring 32 with 7 threes, and I’m struck by how similar he is to Wayne “Beef W” Ellington. Ellington maybe isn’t as inconsistent, but they are both the “shoot 10 threes per 36 minutes and do nothing else” kind of player. My favorite kind of…

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Bam Adebayo 14 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Coming into tonight’s game, Edrice “Bam” Adebayo had dunked it on 21 of his 31 made shots. Can you say dunkilation? Sadly, he only dunked it on 2 of 5 shots tonight, so his dunk percentage will plummet. My hope for a nothing-but-dunk season for him ended a long time ago, but it’s still sad….

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Justise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

It’s games like this that remind me that I shouldn’t be so quick to give up on players, even when they play like total busts, as Justise Winslow did last season. His win-shares were negative last year, the team was 4-14 when he played, and his injury might have been a blessing in the skies…

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Josh Richardson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

I wonder if the production crew doing Heat games derives some sort of perverse pleasure from ruining my life and the lives of all Miami area residents? Are they sitting there in their little production studio cackling at the heartless torment they enact upon me and everybody else? I mean, Josh Richardson had an alley-oop…

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Tyler Johnson 25 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

It was nice of Tyler Johnson to wait until year two of his new contract before starting to suck. Most dudes begin sucking as soon as the ink dries on their new deal, but Tyler gave the Heat a whole year of pretty darn good basketball. He didn’t need to do that. No one would…

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