LeBron James All 134 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

In a flash of brightest golden radiance, the great circle comes to a close. A season that started with Andrew Nicholson 18 Points Full Highlights now ends with a LeBron James Dunkilation. From scrub to superstar. From moon to sun. From death to life. At the completion of the cosmic cycle, a light has emerged…

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Michael Beasley 9 Points/1 Lost Championship Full Highlights (6/15/2015)

With the game over, the championship awarded, and the season having drawn to a close, the TV was snapped off. As the man sat in his living room, remembering with fondness all the great games he had watched and all the great players he had witnessed, things began to change. The walls disintegrated, the furniture…

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James Jones 11 Points/2 Minutes Full Highlights (6/12/2014)

The Heat’s season has been reduced to the Finals commentators arguing on whether or not uneaten donuts from dinner constitute “leftovers” or “dessert”. Meanwhile, in the background and totally ignored, James Jones lights up the court for the two minutes of playing time he gets, splashing three triples. I almost expected Justin Hamilton to appear…

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Chris Bosh 25 Points Full Highlights (5/30/2014)

Chris Bosh sat comfortably in his bed, propped up in a veritable nest of pillows. In his hands was a copy of Leo Tolstoy’s “Анна Каренина.”, or “Anna Karenina”. As Chris read each word, he found himself engrossed in the worlds that they shaped. “This is truly a masterwork of Russian realist fiction,” he thought…

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Rashard Lewis 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (5/28/2014)

Rashard “Rashart” Lewis is famous for two things: getting ridiculously overpaid to the tune of 21 million in one year, and having an odd-looking stroke on his shot. The only good thing I can say about that abominable shooting motion is that it’s fun to use in NBA 2K. I can’t believe that thing was…

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Chris Andersen 14 Points/3 Dunks/2 Blocks Full Highlights (5/18/2014)

There’s a saying, “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone.” I feel this way about Chris Andersen (AKA Birdbro) and his former mohawk. I used to hate that thing, which I viewed as a ploy for attention much like his tattoos and facial hair. Now, I crave any amount of creativity, however forced,…

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Ray Allen 19 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (5/6/2014)

Ray Allen exited his car and in the player’s parking area at the arena, eager to begin the sweep of the Nets. Nodding at the assorted hangers-on and media members, he headed towards the locker room. But as he approached, something seemed to be wrong, as there was a throng of fellow Heat players surrounding…

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James Jones 12 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2014)

So James Jones barely plays at all in the regular season and now he gets fifteen minutes off the bench in the playoffs? If he was this good all along how come Spo didn’t realize it? Alternatively, if he wasn’t that good all along, why is he good now? I supposed it’s only fitting. Jones…

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Michael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2014)

Now that marijuana is legal in a few US states, everybody should apologize to Michael Beasley for ragging on him after he got caught smokin’ dat green. He just does it to relax, you know? Calm the nerves before the big game. How is it worse than Kirk Hinrich downing two twelve-packs and a fifth…

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