Luol Deng 27 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2016)

I hadn’t made Luol Deng highlights the whole season, and now I’m doing them on consecutive nights? What’s the deal here? The deal here, I guess, is that Dwyane Wade is dead and Pat Riley has told Deng to play as much like a him as possible so that the fans don’t realize that Wade…

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Josh McRoberts 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

The NBA just isn’t the same without any long-haired white guys. With Lou Amundson and now Josh McRoberts having sheared off their flowing locks, the only thing we can hope for is the long-overdue unretirement of Walter Herrmann. Or that Steven Adams never gets a haircut. But hair length is not what this channel is…

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Luol Deng 30 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

Luol Deng was on the Cavaliers at one point. Does that blow your mind or what? I don’t feel like anyone even noticed that happen. In most people’s memories of his career, he jumps straight from Chicago to play out his twilight years in Miami. I even made highlights of one of his games in…

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Amar’e Stoudemire 13 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/31/2016)

People were telling me that Amar’e Stoudemire was done. Doner than done, that his knees could no longer handle the rigors of an NBA schedule. Not so fast, pessimists! Take a gander at the dunks that he threw down tonight. Just look at them. Are those the dunks of a “done” NBA player? No! He…

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Justise Winslow 13 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)

I haven’t heard so much crowing lately from Miami Heat fans about how much of a draft steal Justise Winslow is. It turns out that there is a reason a bunch of teams passed on him: he absolutely cannot score the rock AT ALL. Like, we’re talking about Andre Roberson levels of offensive futility here….

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Amar’e Stoudemire 11 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)

“Dear Steve, When I saw news of your retirement I was dismayed, but I can’t say I was surprised. Your back problems were well-publicized. It was then that I made a resolution to myself. Although your dream of winning a championship had been abandoned, I vowed to continue in that quest. Not just for me….

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Tyler Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2016)

Two players locked in a struggle for the ages, their destinies inseparable, bound with the twine of conflict. Man against man, will against will, warfare of both mind and body. A storyline that would capture the public’s attention in an instant, were they to be made aware of it. You perhaps do not know yet…

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Gerald Green 21 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2016)

I saw it, you saw it, we all saw it. We all saw how Gerald Green stared at the Suns’ bench after canning a contested three-pointer. What we didn’t see was the look that he gave them. Was it a “I hate you all so much taste my fury in the form of triples” or…

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Gerald Green 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/1/2016)

Hearing the “Dirk Nowitzki was traded for Tractor Traylor LOL so lopsided Bucks are stupid LMAO” comment from a random fan is annoying enough. Hearing it from an NBA commentator who should know better? I actually had to run out to Best Buy because I broke my monitor by swinging a keyboard at it. I’m…

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Beno Udrih 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2015)

It turns out that Beno “Bueno” Udrih has championship rings. If you didn’t remember that, I don’t blame you, because I was not informed of this fact until around the time that the Chalmers-Udrih trade took place. It makes sense, though: he was part of two Spurs teams that won in the Finals; therefore, by…

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