Udonis Haslem 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)

Udonis Haslem’s role on the Heat has been steadily lessening in the past few years. He’s only under contract for one more year. Will that be it for the Heat’s all-time leading rebounder? Probably. He’s old. When all is said and done, Haslem’s career-long tenure on the Heat will be remembered with a mix of…

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James Ennis 16 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)

Do you care about old man Dwyane Wade pretending it’s 2005 again and scoring forty points? Too bad. I do not care about such a performance, impressive as it may be, and will not make a video immortalizing it. Instead, I am excited for James Ennis tying his season high with sixteen points. If you…

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Chris Andersen Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)

Chris Andersen is 36 years old, in his 13th NBA season. I’ll be the first to say it: that ish cray. How does a role player (an ECCENTRIC role player, no less) like him stick around for so long? Is it because of his defense? Not out of the question, though how good could a…

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Michael Beasley 14 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

I didn’t believe it was possible, but Michael Beasley is no longer the biggest headcase on his team. A distinction he held throughout his whole career, from freaking out over his bone and rubbing the wrong knee in Minnesota to eating ice cream using waffle fries as a spoon and annoying LeBron so much that…

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Tyler Johnson 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2015)

Tyler Johnson-sanity is in full affect. A key component of the most famous -sanity, the Jeremy Lin version, was hinged in part on the fact that he was of Taiwanese origin. “How, then,”, you ask, “could Tyler Johnson even hope to replicate that amount of hype given his normal American heritage?” What a silly question….

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Michael Beasley 13 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2015)

The NBA just isn’t the same without Michael Beasley in it. The point of this whole operation is entertainment, first and foremost; B-Easy provides it at a higher rate than almost anybody. It’s like that WWE wrestler who may not be the most technically proficient guy on the planet, but makes up for it with…

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Shabazz Napier 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/6/2015)

Damn, that would have been a great comeback for Shabazz Napier and the Heat. Down 35 and coming almost all the way back without Wade or Deng (or Chalmers, haha) is impressive, but ultimately doomed to be forgotten. Shab-wow played his part in the madness, hitting three consecutive triples late in the third quarter. He…

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Hassan Whiteside 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2015)

I don’t blame Alex Len at all. If I was getting dunked on time after time with no end in sight, it would take a lot less than an errant arm to the head before I started getting violent with people. I would be shoving and swearing the first time somebody grazed me with their…

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Tyler Johnson Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2015)

The Tyler Johnson era is not over yet! I incorrectly declared it such in an earlier video, right after Goran Dragic got signed, a signing that would seem to spell doom for Tyler and his minutes. I am happy to be wrong, in this case; this dude is a really rad player who gives hope…

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Henry Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Damn, Henry Walker isn’t shy about putting threes up. Was he like this when he was still called Bill? Or is this just a product of 10-day contract uncertainty? Chucking mindlessly is one way to get the attention of the coaches, I suppose. Lucky for him that this shot-shooting infatuation of his makes it probable…

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