Khris Middleton 32 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2018)

As I cling to the last tenuous shreds of my sanity, I want to take my final lucid moments to thank Khris Middleton for being a total beast this whole season. Also, props to Giannis for elevating the Bucks into the national eye. You guys rock. Everyone else can suck my rod. Some other notes…

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Khris Middleton 23 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2018)

I don’t know how fans of other teams do it, especially when their teams get to the finals or whatever. Because I can barely watch these first round Bucks games without experiencing nervous tremors and heart palpitations. The stress of playoff basketball is just too much for me. Maybe this is what 17 years of…

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Khris Middleton 23 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)

Believe it or not, there are Bucks fans out there who don’t even like Khris Middleton. I know, right? It seems crazy, but in the current NBA climate, it is easy to be fooled into thinking that midrange jumpers (Middleton’s specialty) are horrible and should never be attempted, and especially should never be attempted in…

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Khris Middleton 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/20/2018)

Khris Middleton must be reading my descriptions, because he apparently has developed a level of distaste for layups (“LAME-ups”) which rivals my own distaste for layups (“LAME-ups”). Instead, he upped the quantity and difficulty of his midrange jumpshots (“Middrange Jimbos” [pronounced “Mid-d-range” with an extra D sound so that everybody knows you’re talking about Middleton’s…

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Thon Maker 14 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/20/2018)

Okay, here’s the deal: I would trade literally any player from any team in exchange for Thon Maker. If it’s an NBA player and he’s still breathing and his brain still works, I will take him as long as it means Thon goes away. There’s some pesky thing called the “trade deadline” which supposedly prevents…

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Khris Middleton 25 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2018)

Trade everybody but Khris Middleton and Giannis Antetokounmpo. No, I’m NOT being reactionary. You’re the one who’s being reactionary right now. My mind is clear and unbiased by recent events, and I say with truthful factuality that those two players are the only players who are worth keeping around for next year. Maybe Jason Terry…

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Khris Middleton 31 Points/6 Assists/1 Buzzer-Beater Full Highlights (4/15/2018)

YES! Now everyone out there watching playoff basketball who maybe for some reason didn’t know how much of a BEAST Khris Middleton is can see for themselves that he is basically unstoppable. He averaged 20 a game this season, but no one cared, but now people will be COMPELLED to care against their will! Khash…

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Shabazz Muhammad 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Shabazz Muhammad has been a nice surprise for the Bucks. A surprise in that he is actually sometimes playable. I don’t know what was going on Minnesota that made him get stapled to the bench, but there are no such issues in Milwaukee. Actually, I do know what was going on: the Timberwolves actually want…

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Khris Middleton 31 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2018)

The only thing keeping me tuned into the Bucks this season is Khris Middleton’s chase to be a top-10 free-throw shooter this season. After tonight’s 11-for-11 performance, I think he’s right on the cusp. Really close. He’s done this before, and if he doesn’t miss another one for the rest of the regular season, he’ll…

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Khris Middleton 28 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

Khris Middleton AKA Kha$h Money Deuces AKA Middrange AKA Money Midrange AKA James Khristian Middleton finished the first quarter of this game with fifteen points and seemed to be well on his way to forty (a total we all know he is very capable of scoring), but at some point he stopped scoring and he…

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