Giannis Antetokounmpo All 194 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

“That was the best meal I’ve had in forever!” Rachel said happily as she finished up her plate of chicken Parmigiana. “Glad you liking it,” Giannis said humbly. It was just an Italian place near his house that Yelp had recommended. He had picked it because it was labeled “$$” on that site, meaning that…

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Thon Maker All 83 Field Goals Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Bucketilation)

Thon Maker, at this particular moment, was very thankful for the extremely dark tone of his skin. His trip to Perth was not a secret, but his middle-of-the-night excursion to the campus of his former high school, Aranmore Catholic College, was very secret indeed. As long as he stayed outside the range of the occasional…

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Jabari Parker All 92 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

Jabari Parker had his eyes closed, but he knew exactly where he was. The milky white glow pervading through his eyelids was a telltale sign. The fact that his knee felt no pain, despite its ligaments having been critically torn for a second time, was another indicator. He had returned to the so-called “Land of…

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Malcolm Brogdon 19 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2017)

My faith in Malcolm Brogdon’s ultra-solid solidity was shaken the game previous to this one. I didn’t think it was possible, but he had a BAD game. The whole reason that he’s even in the conversation for ROY is because he never has bad games. Just games where he’s kind of invisible. But last game,…

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Tony Snell 19 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2017)

The Bucks aren’t going to win many games where Tony Snell is the only player who shows up. Did I type “many”? I meant “any”. The Bucks aren’t going to win any games where Tony Snell is the only player who shows up. Not trying to diss Snell here, because I continue to be extremely…

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Thon Maker 11 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2017)

It’s totally blowing my mind right now that Thon Maker is contributing as the starter on a playoff team. This is not something I expected going into the season (neither the contributing part or the playoff team part). Malcolm Brogdon, sure. But not Maker. He’s not contributing a ridiculous amount, mind you, but he’s playing…

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Khris Middleton 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/20/2017)

Khris Middleton pretty much dominated the first 6 minutes of this game with his scoring. It didn’t even matter that he only scored 9 more points the rest of the game; the Raptors withered quickly under his initial assault, and it was all mop-up duty after that. The Rip Hamilton comp that was thrown out…

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Malcolm Brogdon 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2017)

Playoffs are here! Not as exciting for me as the regular season (scrubs hardly ever go off in the playoffs, for whatever reason), but still, fun can be extracted from these games. And with the playoffs’ arrival, we can expect another thing arriving in tandem: a Raptors first-game loss. I spent pretty much this whole…

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Spencer Hawes 15 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I said I was gonna do Spencer Hawes highlights, so here we are. I’m a man of my word. I could be doing my taxes or something else important, but I’m sitting here typing out words for a Hawesian vid that no one will watch because everyone hates this dude for having political opinions. I…

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Rashad Vaughn 14 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Underrated tanking move of the year for Jason Kidd: having a dude who has taken only four free-throws THE ENTIRE YEAR attempt a technical. That’s the kind of next-level stuff that I’ve come to expect from the elite coaches of the NBA. Now, why the Bucks would want to tank at this point in the…

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