Kyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

Kyle Korver is the only player from the 2003 draft still playing other than, of course, LeBron James. It’s a testament to how many roids LeBron has taken over the years (I estimate that his body is 45 percent roids at this point) that he still looks ready to play another decade while Korver looks…

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George Hill 24 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

Remember that time that George Hill willingly signed with the Kings in the off-season and then in December of that year he tweeted a tweet that was nothing but angry emojis? I don’t know how emojis work or how to put them into my descriptions but you can go look up the tweet if you’re…

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Donte DiVincenzo 17 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)

The departure of Malcolm Brogdon is a big one for the Bucks. I cannot help but look at him putting up ridiculous numbers in Pacers and feel twinges of regret. But what’s done is done, and it’s not like he’d be averaging 20 and 10 on this Bucks team anyway. Not unless they marginalized Giannis,…

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Donte DiVincenzo 14 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2019)

Before the season started, reports out of the Bucks’ training camp were that Donte DiVincenzo was kicking everybody’s butts and shooting the ball extraordinarily well. I’m sure those reports were true, they wouldn’t just lie about something like that, but I forgot to consider that training camp reports are totally worthless for predicting future success….

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George Hill 19 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

I’m getting concerned that by the end of the year I’m going to be so done with Eric Bledsoe and regret every dollar spent on him. He’s not even playing that bad right now, but I see Malcolm Brogdon being so good with the Pacers and I can’t help but wonder if the Bucks made…

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Pat Connaughton 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

This is only tangentially related to Pat Connaughton and his performance tonight, but is anyone feeling a sort of Bucks melancholy right now, or is it just me? I don’t know what it is (well, I have some theories), but I just find myself not being very excited to watch the Bucks right now. What’s…

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Kyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2019)

I’ve made a big deal in the past about me being totally done with women forever. And I want to reiterate right now that I am still 100% committed to the single man’s lifestyle. All the love and attention I would get from a theoretical girlfriend, I get from my subscriber base instead. And my…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 70 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season + Playoff Three-ilation)

Giannis and Ersan walked out of the practice together. “I know you’re thinking about this girl you like, but you can’t get get distracted and start showing up late for stuff,” Ersan said. “I wasn’t thinking about Rachel,” Giannis answered truthfully, even though he had the feeling that his teammate wouldn’t quite believe him. “Remember…

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Ersan Ilyasova All 57 Charges Taken Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Charge-ilation)

“Come on man, you can’t go to the beach looking like that.” Standing at his front door, Ersan Ilyasova shrugged. “You know, temperatures by the lakefront can be up to ten degrees colder than temperatures in the urban core. And if it is breezy, I do not want to get chilly.” Brook Lopez and Robin…

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Brook Lopez All 187 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Inside the elevator, Brook found that there were a lot of floors to choose from. While he tried to decide which one to go to, Amelia read the nearby directory. “General Manager’s office is on floor five,” she said. “Maybe they can tell us what the hell is going on.” Feeling that this plan was…

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