Ersan Ilyasova 22 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2013)

DownToBuck normally operates on a pretty tight schedule. Once a day’s games start, no more highlights from the previous day. But every rule has exceptions. Like Ersan Ilyasova. He’s the most important NBA player from my point of view. Concessions will be made to show his highlights. And I must say these are quite impressive,…

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Brandon Knight 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

In the darkness of his bedroom, Brandon Knight furtively scrolled through her pictures on Facebook. Stopping on each one, he scanned the screen carefully, his eye stopping wherever a bit of exposed flesh, however small, was visible. On occasion, he got a tantalizing view of cleavage, or even better, a full shot of her seemingly-infinite…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 10 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

I am a superior human being to you. This goes without saying. But my dominance over you now grows, somehow, even more unconquerable. I can type out the name “Antetokounmpo” without consulting reference materials of any kind. Although once you realize the fact that its a romanization of a Greek transliteration of a Nigerian name…

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Ersan Ilyasova 19 Points/6 Assists/1 Statue of Liberty Dunk Full Highlights (11/22/2013)

“Come on Ersan, this is Miami, you can’t not come out and party with us,” Larry Sanders chided. “Me and the guys are going to go hit the beaches, try to pick up some fine chicas.” Ersan waved him off. “Go without me. I need stays here and, uh…watch game tape.” Larry grabbed him by…

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Caron Butler 38 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2013)

Caron Butler sucks. Do not be fooled by this expertly compiled highlight package. I’ve watched every Bucks game. He has sucked in all of them. Of all the many facets of basketball in which he displays inadequate competency, shot selection is the most glaring. He is a chucker, but not the good kind (if there…

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Khris Middleton Career High 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2013)

So, apparently, Khris Middleton is a starter-quality player in the NBA. Well, yes and no. How the Bucks define “starter-quality” and how the rest of the league defines the term are two very different things. Bucks: Starter-quality. Adjective. A human being, at least six feet tall, who is capable of sustained periods of running and…

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John Henson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2013)

“Long John Henson” is a seriously thin dude. He’s probably leading the league in thinness per 48 right now, as well as body fat percentage and “amount of hook shots taken from too far away because he’s too weak to back people down in the post”. Does he even lift? My NBA All-scrawny team would…

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O.J. Mayo 28 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)

DownToBuck is not only the internet’s most popular highlight vid compiler. He is also a well-known rapper and producer. Here’s one I came up for my man O.J. (original content do not steal) Born in West Virginia, a kid named Mayo Lookin’ at naked dudes makes you gay-o But if you avert your eyes then…

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Gary Neal 23 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2013)

Gary Neal sighed contentedly. A new beginning, in a new city. A new apartment, a new television. The new TV, that was the best part. The ghostly specter of Stephen Jackson was permanently affixed to his former TV, and as far as he knew, it still whispered “Goggle me slime. Im in da streets,” in…

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O.J. Mayo 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/6/2013)

I just found out the most disgusting thing ever. People in Europe put mayonnaise on their french fries. Like, huge globs of it. Right on their fries. And then they dip their fries IN the mayonnaise. Please excuse me while I barf the contents of my stomach all over my wall map of Europe. Okay….

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