Brandon Jennings 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2012)

Two weeks ago, in the Buck’s contest versus the Brooklyn Nets, Brandon Jennings scored 26 points and notched seven assists. Last night, Jennings scored 25 and had six assists. Now, those are good numbers, but it doesn’t take a genius mathematician to see the disturbing trend in those numbers. Proposed video title a decade years…

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Brandon Jennings 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2012)

Brandon Jennings scored 55 points in his 7th NBA game. That’s pretty nuts, considering he hasn’t scored more than 37 since then. Now he’s just an inefficient chucker who is also used as a benchmark for other crappy shooters. Like, “Kemba Walker is shooting worse than Jennings” or “John Wall is barely a better shooter…

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Larry Sanders Triple Double 10 Points/12 Rebounds/10 Blocks Full Highlights (11/30/12)

Larry “The Sandman” Sanders is known around the league primarily as a spastic shot-blocker who fouls a lot. It’s true: 7 fouls per 36, but also 4 blocks. Here he turns Pekovic and Love from ferocious wolves of the arctic forest into timid blanket-swathed puppies who quake in fear at Sanders’ flailing arms of fury….

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Ersan Ilyasova 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2012)

Ersan Ilyasova AKA The Ersanator AKA Turk Dirk AKA Arsen Ilyasov the 30-year-old Uzbek has sucked very bad so far this year. The internet is flooded with angry fantasy owners who expected the ILL-man to continue his production from last year, but instead got a pasty blob of inability. He can no longer shoot or…

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John Henson 10 points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/14/2012)

Ten points and two blocks in less than eight minutes. Sounds like an end-of-bench player got let loose in the fourth quarter again! What we see here is John Henson exerting his style all over the scrubtastic Pacer’s cleanup crew, heaving the rock eight times (connecting with net five times) and imposing his will on…

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Mike Dunleavy 29 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2012)

Manleavy torches the hapless Cavaliers for 29 points on 8 of 11 shooting, while also grabbing 12 boards and dishing out 6 dimes off the bench. His statuesque face betrayed no emotion as shot after shot glided smoothly through the iron and the bricks of his foes careened into his seemingly-magnetized hands. Now if only…

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Larry Sanders Career High 17 Points (and 4 Blocks) Full Highlights (11/3/2012)

Foul-prone big man Larry Sanders has a career night, going 8-9 from the field and erasing four shots. He fouled out near the end of the game (further cementing his reputation as an unstoppable foul machine) and received a standing ovation for his efforts.

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Tobias Harris 18 points/6 boards Highlights (11/2/2012)

Bucks sophomore forward Tobias Harris (otherwise known as Kobias) punishes old man Pierce in Milwaukee’s opening night win over a listless Boston squad. A perfect two-of-two from three, 8-of-11 from the field and one demolition of a Rondo layup attempt were highlights of his evening. Oh, and don’t forget the earth-shattering slam on a sick…

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