O.J. Mayo 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2013)

Out of all players in the league named after condiments, O.J. Mayo is certainly the best. Let’s go back into the archives to look at other notable players who share that characteristic: Walter Worcestershire: Known by the affectionate knicknames “British Bandit”, “Sure as Shire”, and simply “Walt”, this 70’s-era forward was known for his bruising…

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John Henson 14 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

Sometimes it seems like the art of the post move is dying. Bigs in today’s NBA are either jump-shooters or morons who can only dunk it. Few teams set them in isolations with their back to the basket. There’s a reason for this: it’s inefficient to shoot contested hook shots and it’s hard to draw…

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Nate Wolters 9 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Some people are just blessed with luck. Brandon Knight goes down with a hamstring injury 2 minutes into the season opener, while his backup Luke Ridnour lay writhing on the trainer’s table as his back spasmed uncontrollably. That left only one viable point guard option for the Bucks (no, not Gary Neal. Mini-sized SGs don’t…

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Mike Dunleavy 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

One of my earliest videos on this channel is of Mike Dunleavy scoring 29 points or something against the Cavs. And I haven’t done another one since. He’s had some decent performances, but who even cares about Mike Dunleavy anyway? People only remember him for being a half-bust as the 3rd pick and that one…

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Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

Ersan “The Uzbek Heat-check” Ilyasova can be described in one word: pale. I’m fairly sure he’s a member of some kind of subterranean, central-asian vampire race, because there’s no logical reason as to why he refuses to step in the sunlight. Why he wears those sunglasses all the time is a mystery, because it’s not…

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John Henson Career High 28 Points/16 Rebounds (4/17/2013)

How do you know when a player is really good? When the opposing commentators can’t stop talking about him. Of course, the home commentators can never shut up about “potential this” and “upside that” and “blah blah blah hustle”, but the opposing broadcast crew has no bias towards any team except their own. They will…

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John Henson 17 Points/25 Rebounds/7 Blocks Full Highlights (4/10/2013)

Look at the stat line. JESUS. Those are Olajuwon-esque numbers right there. Surely only a player of elite caliber would be able to dominate a game so thoroughly. Someone like Dwight Howard or Tim Duncan. Or John Henson. Yeah, pretty messed up, isn’t it? You can add this guy to the “dudes who are raw…

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Larry Sanders 12 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (4/6/2013)

Which of these nicknames for Larry Sanders is best? A. Block Mamba B. The Sandman C. The Blocktopus D. Colonel Sanders I’d have to with The Sandman myself. No matter which one you prefer, a resolution must be reached on this issue, because there aren’t enough good nicknames in the NBA these days. And when…

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JJ Redick 20 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

JJ Redick was the man in college. Breaking all kinds of records, scoring tons of points, getting all the girls. I bet he wished it would never end, because once he came to the NBA he barely got to play. But now he’s miraculously converted himself into a good role-player. Everyone wants a three point…

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Marquis Daniels 16 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2013)

Marquis Daniels has been pretty bad this year for the Bucks. He’s supposed to be a good defender, because every horrible offensive player has to be a good defender, right? And I guess he’s okay at it. But his offensive ineptitude is offensive (haha). But you can’t really blame him for sucking, since he’s the…

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