Caron Butler 38 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2013)

Caron Butler sucks. Do not be fooled by this expertly compiled highlight package. I’ve watched every Bucks game. He has sucked in all of them. Of all the many facets of basketball in which he displays inadequate competency, shot selection is the most glaring. He is a chucker, but not the good kind (if there…

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Khris Middleton Career High 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2013)

So, apparently, Khris Middleton is a starter-quality player in the NBA. Well, yes and no. How the Bucks define “starter-quality” and how the rest of the league defines the term are two very different things. Bucks: Starter-quality. Adjective. A human being, at least six feet tall, who is capable of sustained periods of running and…

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John Henson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2013)

“Long John Henson” is a seriously thin dude. He’s probably leading the league in thinness per 48 right now, as well as body fat percentage and “amount of hook shots taken from too far away because he’s too weak to back people down in the post”. Does he even lift? My NBA All-scrawny team would…

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O.J. Mayo 28 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)

DownToBuck is not only the internet’s most popular highlight vid compiler. He is also a well-known rapper and producer. Here’s one I came up for my man O.J. (original content do not steal) Born in West Virginia, a kid named Mayo Lookin’ at naked dudes makes you gay-o But if you avert your eyes then…

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Gary Neal 23 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2013)

Gary Neal sighed contentedly. A new beginning, in a new city. A new apartment, a new television. The new TV, that was the best part. The ghostly specter of Stephen Jackson was permanently affixed to his former TV, and as far as he knew, it still whispered “Goggle me slime. Im in da streets,” in…

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O.J. Mayo 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/6/2013)

I just found out the most disgusting thing ever. People in Europe put mayonnaise on their french fries. Like, huge globs of it. Right on their fries. And then they dip their fries IN the mayonnaise. Please excuse me while I barf the contents of my stomach all over my wall map of Europe. Okay….

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O.J. Mayo 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2013)

Out of all players in the league named after condiments, O.J. Mayo is certainly the best. Let’s go back into the archives to look at other notable players who share that characteristic: Walter Worcestershire: Known by the affectionate knicknames “British Bandit”, “Sure as Shire”, and simply “Walt”, this 70’s-era forward was known for his bruising…

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John Henson 14 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

Sometimes it seems like the art of the post move is dying. Bigs in today’s NBA are either jump-shooters or morons who can only dunk it. Few teams set them in isolations with their back to the basket. There’s a reason for this: it’s inefficient to shoot contested hook shots and it’s hard to draw…

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Nate Wolters 9 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Some people are just blessed with luck. Brandon Knight goes down with a hamstring injury 2 minutes into the season opener, while his backup Luke Ridnour lay writhing on the trainer’s table as his back spasmed uncontrollably. That left only one viable point guard option for the Bucks (no, not Gary Neal. Mini-sized SGs don’t…

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Mike Dunleavy 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

One of my earliest videos on this channel is of Mike Dunleavy scoring 29 points or something against the Cavs. And I haven’t done another one since. He’s had some decent performances, but who even cares about Mike Dunleavy anyway? People only remember him for being a half-bust as the 3rd pick and that one…

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