Taj Gibson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2018)

Karl-Anthony Towns meekly approached his teammate Taj Gibson in the locker room, wordlessly holding out an envelope in front of him. Taj looked at Karl-Anthony coldly. “Whatever that is, I don’t want it.” Karl-Anthony held the envelope out further, but when Taj still didn’t take it, he slipped it inside Taj’s gym bag. “It’s an…

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Jeff Teague 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Timberwolves fans have, sometimes (mostly) rightfully, directed their ire towards Jeff “Rocket Teague” Teague for his inconsistent play this season. But I think they need to gain some perspective: at least they don’t have Jeff’s cruddy brother Marquis Teague starting for them instead. Marquis, according to his brother, left college too early, then kicked around…

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Tyus Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Man, I really need to set up an alert or an alarm or something when I forget to make a highlight video. Last night I’m like “Okay DTB, Tyus Jones scored fifteen points and only got one assist, this is perfect, you have to do a video tomorrow morning.” But my dumb ass doesn’t believe…

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Taj Gibson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

“There is such torment in my soul,” Taj Gibson whispered to his empty apartment, lit only by a single candle on his desk. He could feel the emotions within him bursting at the seams, begging to be released through the medium of poetry. He pulled to him a crisp sheet of rose-colored stationery and one…

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Tyus Jones 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

I sort of get these feelings that maybe Timberwolves fans (and even the Timberwolves commentators) are disappointed with what Jeff Teague brings to the table and would rather see more of Tyus Jones out there on the floor. I can see where they’re coming from; Teague likes to score about as much as he likes…

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Jamal Crawford 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB ANNOUNCEMENT: At age 37, Jamal Crawford is officially enough of a scrub to be on my channel. Realistically, he hasn’t been anywhere near star-level for a few years now, but there’s sometimes a year or two-year lag in me revising my criteria (see: Dirk Nowitzki). I have intermittenly made Crawford videos since my…

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Jeff Teague 30 Points/16 Free Throws Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I didn’t want to do it. I really didn’t want to do it. However, sometimes I must put the needs of the community ahead of my own. This actually isn’t one of those times because the community definitely does not need to see Jeff Teague making 16 free throws with a few buckets interspersed sparsely…

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Nemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Why does Timberwolves coach Tom Thibodeau hate Nemanja Bjelica? More importantly, why does he hate the country of Serbia and all its people? Bjelica is shooting career-high percentages right now, he’s basically a perfect stretch four, and he’s in his prime, yet he only gets fifteen minutes per game. I get that Taj Gibson is…

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Marcus Georges-Hunt 12 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

While a dapperly-dressed Jimmy Butler watched from the bench, Marcus Georges-Hunt went 3-of-10 from the field and scored 12 points in thirty minutes. Normally that wouldn’t qualify for a highlight video, except I’m not confident that Gorgeous Georges will ever score this many points in the NBA again. He was the definition of “fringe NBA…

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Tyus Jones 13 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)

Tyus Jones is currently sixteenth in the league in Real Plus-Minus, which only proves to me that some secret cabal of stat-heads huddled in the deepest recesses of the ESPN headquarters invented RPM because they love Tyus Jones and hate Jeff Teague. But this secret cabal couldn’t make the numbers lie that much, because Teague…

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