Jeff Teague 27 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

It looks like, for the time being, Jerryd Bayless is done ruining my life. His line in this game: 0 points (that’s what happens when you don’t take a shot) and 1 assist in 11 minutes. At least one of my prayers to all the various deities I was praying to was answered, if not…

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Dario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Remember when everybody thought that Nemanja Bjelica was getting held down on the Timberwolves because he was only averaging twenty minutes per game? Okay, not everybody thought that. It was mostly Serbs thinking that. But they thought it, and now I think the same thoughts are being thought by Croatians in regard to their boy…

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Derrick Rose 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Derrick Rose has been out for a little bit, which is unfortunate for me because his absence results in a lot of minutes (and therefore, a lot of highlight videos) for a certain bald-headed backup PG whose name rhymes with bare-head payless. But now Rose is back in the lineup and back to his bounceback…

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Dario Saric 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

“Dear Diary, When I moved into my new office after being chosen as the interim head coach of the Timberwolves, the first thing I did was clear out the desk of all the previous inhabitant’s files. But while clearing out Tom Thibodeau’s stuff, I couldn’t help but notice all the scrawled writings on the loose…

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Luol Deng 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

Luol Deng had better be mentoring the HECK out of Andrew Wiggins right now. Not only is this this old dude (only 33, but the mileage of a 50-year-old) the exact kind of knowledgeable veteran to bestow wisdom upon the young and struggling Wiggins, but he actually has the upper hand in basketball skill as…

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Jerryd Bayless 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

Jerryd Bayless is basically ruining my life right now. Him getting this many assists in this many consecutive games is unprecedented in the context of his career, and honestly, it’s really starting to tick me off. I don’t want to make a Bayless highlight video where he gets ten or more assists. That’s not in…

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Jerryd Bayless 19 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: What you do not see in this video is Jerryd Bayless inexplicably deciding that he gets to be the one who takes the game-winning shot attempt at the end of regulation. He pulls up for a tough, well-defended 21-footer, which clangs off the rim at he perfect angle for him to get…

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Jerryd Bayless 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Let us examine Timberwolves commentator Jim Peterson’s comment that Jerryd “Jerry Dee” Bayless “was an excellent player with the Milwaukee Bucks”. Honestly, I don’t disagree with the second part of the sentence. He definitely was a player with the Milwaukee Bucks. I remember clearly many specific instances of him basketballing while in a Bucks jersey,…

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Luol Deng 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Here’s the deal: the last time I uploaded a highlight video depicting the on-court exploits of Luol Deng was way back in 2016. 2016. Repeated for emphasis. Does anyone even remember anything that happened all the way back then? Because I sure don’t. Who even won the championship that season? Those highlights were of the…

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Jerryd Bayless 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2019)

Derrick Rose probably isn’t going to be an All-Star, but if he was, he’d be an All-Star who was getting outplayed by Jerryd Bayless. Which would be a huge indictment on the whole system, because Bayless shouldn’t be outplaying All-Stars. Under any circumstances. Don’t believe me about Rose getting outplayed? Here’s Rose’s last two games…

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