Taj Gibson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2017)

“Hey Taj.” Taj looked up at his teammate Karl-Anthony Towns, then looked away in annoyance. “Hey.” “Listen, I’m sorry I emasculated you in front of the whole team by bragging about how I, you know, with that cheerleader you like.” Karl-Anthony said apologetically, his hands clasped behind his back. “I forgot her name now.” “Brianna.”…

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Tyus Jones 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

I could make some ironic statements here like “Who even needs Jeff Teague anymore” or “I don’t even know who Jeff Teague is” or “Jeff Teague is being made irrelevant right before our very eyes” but I won’t. You know why? Because Jeff Teague is still a better player than Tyus Jones. Jones might be…

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Gorgui Dieng 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

“Dear Diary, It is still early in the winter season here in Minnesota, thus, I have seen only scant traces of cursed white sand which all residents of this godforsaken land insist on calling “snow”. Even so, the small amounts of the devil’s sand strike into my heart a great fear, and I am wracked…

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Tyus Jones 12 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

Having been given the starter’s job in relief of the injured Jeff Teague, Tyus Jones has had some good games by his standards. Last game had him notch a 9/7/7, with the last seven being steals, and this game he had a neat 12/7 line. The caveat: Tiny Tyus played forty minutes and “only” got…

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Taj Gibson 24 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)

Taj Gibson walked to his locker after the game and felt his heart immediately drop. His stuff had been gone through. The contents of his bag were strewn in the immediate area, but there was one thing he didn’t immediately see among the assortment of empty energy bar wrappers, crusty old socks, and fast-food receipts:…

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Jeff Teague 18 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

There must be something wrong with the Minnesota commentators, because they went the entire game without saying anything like “Jeff Teague gives you something that Ricky didn’t,” or “That’s something Ricky Rubio could never really do.” Usually when Jeff Teague calmly walks up to the three-point line in transition and bombs a triple, one of…

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Jeff Teague 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

When the masked intruder bursts in through my front door, I barely react. There is a part of me that was almost expecting this intrusion into my home. I am sitting at my kitchen table, enjoying a late breakfast of S’mores flavor Pop-Tarts, a just reward for having finished another productive day of highlight compilation….

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Jeff Teague 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

This video serves as an official letter of apology to Jeff Teague for basically ignoring him these past five seasons. In that timeframe, I have made a total of four highlight videos for this guy, even though he was averaging 15/6 the entire time. I’m not sure if this apology video will lead to me…

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Nemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

Nemanja “Buhjellicka” Bjelica, coming into this game, was the best three-point shooter in the league. According to stats, obviously. Not, you know, the actual best three-point shooter in the league. Only a really insane Serbophile would believe that. Bjelica was 4 of 5, 80 percent, tied with Jamal Crawford and Mario Hezonja for tops among…

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Shabazz Muhammad 22 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Good news Timberwolves fans! This was possibly your last time seeing Shabazz Muhammad in a Timberwolves jersey! If everything goes right during the offseason, you won’t have to watch him not pass the ball ever again. Well, you’ll still have to watch him whenever the team that signs him next plays Minnesota, but that’s doable….

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